Last thing that happened from Ch: 2
We finally reached Corus, but just as we were walking into the city we ran into a horse and a red headed woman.
She instantly turned around, "Hey watch it. It's not safe for..." She paused. " Is that my dead horse? And my old sword and ... my cat?!!!" She glared at the three friends.
Chapter Three: The Great Llama Escape
Joey was very hesitant. She didn't want to upset the Lioness and see her furry. She looked around for an escape. There was no way out. She was trapped in an open market that was full of people and open air.
Joey looked at the Lioness, "No," She said simply. The lioness looked at Cody and faithful first.
"Faithful, is that you?" Alanna asked.
"Yes. Alanna help me. He stuck me in his pants. Help, please." The cat pleaded.
"Faithful, you know I love you and you helped me a lot, but you're supposed to be dead. And not to mention you were getting annoying and I have a better life now so..." She trailed off to look at Dana and study the horse.
While Alanna was looking at the horse, Cody looked behind himself to see a shop. " Ooooo, candy store." He started to walk to the store with his tongue hanging out, drooling and carrying Faithful still in the cage.
"That's a tobacco shop, you imbecile." Faithful stated, obviously upset that Alanna hadn't come to his rescue.
"Same thing," Cody said and rattled the cage a little. Then he disappeared into the shop.
"Girl," Alanna started to talk to Dana. She looked at Dana then her eyes widened. "You...You look just like me! I mean with out the hair color, but....wow." She stood there for moment in a daze then she came back to her self. "Where did you find my horse? She's been dead for a long time now. This is surly my horse Moonlight."
Dana looked at the writing then back at Alanna. Dana said simply, "No it's not."
" Yes it is. It is written right here." She showed Dana the poorly written letters on the horse's butt/thigh thing.
"That doesn't prove it's yours. That only proves that she belongs to the moon." Alanna looked confused. "You see, the moon saw this horse and decided that she liked it. So she sent down her moonlight with a purple sharpie to place claim on it." She said it as if it was a fact.
Alanna was about to disagree when Dana added, "Besides, do you really want to admit that you have that sloppy of handwriting?"
That shut Alanna up, and Dana went her way tying up Moonlight to a post and walking into the tobacco shop to find Cody and to some candy of her own.
Alanna turned her stair to Joey. "Now how did you get that sword out of the floor? I want it back." She tried to snatch it from Joey.
"But, uh, it has sloppy writing. You don't want that."
"It's my sword. I want it. I don't care about the writing on it."
"But uhh, it's evil. It was corrupted by Roger."
Alanna stopped trying to take the sword. "You're evil." She whispered the words.
"What? No."
"You're Roger reincarnated...again. Only Roger would be able to bring back my horse, cat and sword. Evil!" Alanna drew her sword and started running after Joey with a war cry. "Rahhh!"
"Ahhhhhhh, help, help. Crazy woman! Help" Joey ran around in a loop. When she came back to the shop that Cody had entered she saw Dana and Cody sitting in modern day beach chairs and eating popcorn.
She ran past them and started in the loop again, Alanna hot on her trail, people crowded around them but cleared so they could see the Lioness in action.
When Joey got around she yelled to Dana, "Where did you get the popcorn?"
Dana yelled back, " Where else? Cody's pocket." That should have been a given, but she stopped asking questions and ran faster.
An half hour later Dana stood up from the beach chair. As Joey came around again she called, "Joey I can get you out of this if you want." Joey ran around the street again then when she came back to the Candy/Tobacco store she said, "DO IT!" Dana cleared her throat then yelled, "BLEAP, BLEAP, BLEAPB...SUUUUEEEEE ... BLEAP."
Joey heard what sounded like a herd of buffalo, coming toward them. But she had no time to think about it, Alanna was about to run Joey through, when a fairly large llama swooped down and picked Joey up and propped her up on his back. When Joey looked behind her, she saw Alanna out of breath and saying things that made the street children stair in amazement and wonder saying, "Mother, mother. What does !#$%& mean?" and having mother smack their bottoms when they hear such horrible words come from there little girls' mouth's.
She looked ahead to see Dana and Cody also ridding llamas, still eating popcorn. Even the horse had a giant llama to ride and the cat that was in the cage that was tied with rope on the llama's back.
Dana yelled, "MAAAAAA, MAAAAA, BAAAAA,BAAAAA," and every one's llama began to run, as lamas do. Joey's llama rode next to Dana's llama. "What happened? Where did these llamas come from and why are we riding them?"
"I didn't tell you? HEHE. Silly me. I'm the Llama Queen." Dana sat up a little straighter as she announced her title.
"Llama Queen? Never mind don't answer that. But what did you just say to them?"
"I told them to take us out of here or I would never let them watch Buffy."
"Why do they like to watch Buffy?" Cody asked as he brought his llama to the other side of Dana, still eating popcorn.
"They like to pretend they are the characters." She reached down and rubbed the llama's neck, "They are also my attack llamas. They pretty much will do what ever I tell them to."
Cody got a glint to his eyes. "Anything?"
"Anything."
"Even dance the Macarena?"
Dana sat there for a moment, thinking. "They would try, but I don't know if they could actually do it."
Joey couldn't believe she was hearing this. Llamas, doing the Macarena." Under her breath she said, "Am I the only normal one here?"
Dana heard and said, " No. Your weird. We're normal. I don't know what happened when you were born, but you came out... weird." Joey was now officially confused. She didn't ask any more questions. Frankly, she didn't know if she wanted to know any of the answers.
