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Sorry it took so long to wrote this chapter, but this is just a summer thing. Our friend wanted to be a character so this is about her but it fits so don't worry.
Don't kill us for any remarks, we're not is!"Koom-by-yaaaaaa, my lord. Koom-by-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Koom-by-yaaaaaa, my lord. Koom-by-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."
This is where we find our characters, not drunk, but you would think so, sitting around a fire sing church songs; while the llamas practice killing vampires in the background.
"Take it away Cody!" Yelled Joey as she grabbed a stick and caught it on fire and stared at it saying "Fire, oh."
Cody stood up and cleared his throat. "Coons by ya, my lord, Coons by yaaaaaaaa. Coons by me, my lord, Coons by meeee. Coons by joey, my lord," Joey freaks out and screams looking for coons. Cody continues, " Now they're by the llamas my lord, coons by yaaaa!"
The lamas jump around screaming "Where are the vamps we can take them on." (That was llama talk, to someone who can't speak llama it would be- Baaamamaam dsAAAAAAAAAAA!) Owl hoots in the distance and they all scream and put their heads in the sand like ostridges when scared.
Dana pouts, "Why don't I get a coon."
Cody looked at her, "Because you already are a coon, coon!"
"When will you get over that! Once, just once, I put chocolate on my face and you refuse to forget it!"
"Coon."
Joey stands up and franticly looks around. "Cody, where are the coons?"
He raised his hands above his head and said, "Coons are everywhere."
Music started to play and 10 gypsies appeared from behind the llamas all dancing with their hips. And they had no shoes, and they looked a lot like Jasmine but in different colored cloths. Just thought I should mention that. Joey turned over to Cody, "Those aren't coons, those are gypsies."
"I don't like any race so every one is a coon to me, even Dana, just because she's short."
"I'm
5'2 you jack ass!"
"And I'm 6 foot, therefore, you are
short."
"Can we get back to the gypsies, please." Joey said as the women came closer. All three watched as the gypsies danced in front of them, Cody with his jaw on the ground watching…. I bet you think I'm going to say hips huh, no I'm not……their feet.
"MMMMm feet, I want to stick them in…..my pants."
The music stopped and the gypsy with the deep blue cloths and no shoes walked toward them, a small boy clung to her pants. She pulled back her veil and nodded then veiled herself again (Some kind of gypsy greeting) She eyed Cody then looked to Joey, who some how became the leader of the group, when Dana thinks that she's better suited, being the Queen of Llamas and all. (Note to readers: Can you tell Dana is typing this chapter?)
"I am Queen Eleni deYsanders, am I mistaken in believing that you are the Queen of the Llamas?" She asked Joey.
"Yes, you are mistaken." Dana said as she stood in front of Joey "I am the Queen of the llamas." Eleni looked at Dana then snorted.
"I have heard many things of you Dana, and the things your llamas have done.'
"Oh, really."
While the big people talked, the young boy pulled on Cody's pants and lead him away from the others. Cody kneeled down and looked at the boy. His hair was in buns on the sides of his head. "You know what Kid, you look like Princess Laya."
The boy smiled and shook his head. " That is very close to my name. I am Prince Iwannalayalaya." He giggled as he said it.
"What's so funny kid?"
"Your nose reminds me of a hawk."
"Watch it kid, or I'll put you in my pants!" He got up walked into the darkness away from the fires light, now very pissed off. No one notices three of the gypsies following him.
"What do you want with my llamas?" Dana asked the Queen of the gypsies.
"I just want one of them to go back to our camp to perform in one of our ceremonies.
"Alright, but only for a week, I need all my llamas or else the llama crystal will never….never mind" She walked over to her llamas , their heads still in the ground, and poked one of them in the butt. Its head came up and looked at Dana as she told it what it was to do. The llama nodded and walked over, or trotted, or did whatever llamas do, over to the group of gypsies.
Dana walked over to the Queen and bowed to her, and the Queen revealed her face again, then walked over to her people; the small prince in tow.
Cody walked in the dark, pulling candy out of his pants as he went, when someone hit his head with a rock and knocked him out. He cried out with pain and fell to the sand below him. Three figures crowded around him and picked him up. As he fell unconscious, he noticed they had no shoes
We hope you liked it Eleni, next chapter we're putting Crystal in it. Give you a hint, she going to be a lion.
