Regulas had his ear pressed tight against his older brother's door. He would have sworn that he'd heard smacking wet sounds coming from the room yesterday and he planned on catching his brother in the act. As he listened he could feel his mouth fall open in shock at everything he was hearing.
"Mmmm Ri that's so good. Give me some more."
"Don't be so greedy & make sure that you are licking it all around."
"It's sort of slimy but the taste is interesting."
"Here let me have some too."
Regulas hears the smacking noises start again when he is yanked up onto his feet by his ear.
"What do you think you are doing young man? Spying on your brother are you?"
"Mum, you should go in there I think Snape and Sirius are up to no good."
"Nonsense I asked young Snape here to tutor your brother in Potions. His grades this last term have been abysmal."
"Mum, please you have to listen to me. They are up to no good I just know it."
"Fine young man, you shall see what your spying has uncovered for your sake this had better be good."
Without knocking Mrs. Black magics the door open.
The two boys jump to their feet from a floor littered in potion's text and candy wrappers. Both have traces of creamy chocolate on their faces and guilty expressions.
"Madame Black," Snape nods to her.
"Mum is there a problem?"
Mrs. Black picks up a wrapped chocolate and studies it carefully.
"Where did this candy come from? I've never seen this type of wrapper and this chocolate seems almost fragile.
"It's a muggle confection Madam Black. We were trying to find a way to slip in a potion and give it to Mudbloods when we return to Hogwarts this fall."
"If that's so why are you eating it boys."
"Well Mum we can't expect Muggleborns to eat it if they candy doesn't taste good. And the potion we are trying has no effect on us since we took the antidote first."
The Black family matriarch studies the two boys in front of her and while not quite able to believe either boy is satisfied that Sirius seems to be willing to prank Mudbloods and Muggleborns.
"Somehow I don't think you boys are telling me the complete truth but I will not punish you this time. Come Regulas you on the other hand need lessons on being subtle while spying.
Closing the door behind his family Sirius lets out a sigh of relief as he leans against the door. Severus comes up behind him and kisses the sweet spot he's discovered behind the other boys ear.
"Stop that! We almost got caught snogging by my little brother. Good thing he sounds like a herd of elephants when he's trying to be sneaky."
"Mmm true he is a menance but if you don't want me kissing you don't taste so good. And you know I love the creme filled chocolates Lily sends you."
"Good Grief, I've created a snogging monster!"
"Better a snogging monster than a vampire or werewolf."
"Not all werewolves are bad people."
"Whatever, shut up and kiss me you idiot."
