Author's Note: Well, I'm typing this chappy sooner that planned. Oh well... okay well, actually I don't have a lot to say to all of you. However, here are some important things for some people. You can skip this if you don't see your name but just remember there may be a few surprises hidden inside :hint hint wink wink:

Okay, Inu luvz Kag and only Kagome, this is responding to your review for chapter one (ya I know, took me long enough...). All I really have to say is... wow... um, thanks:)
Rachel Tessen, hehehe, HE'S MINE NOW! Oh and bout the Harry potter, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe. We'll see. I've got enough stuff to write for now. :sweatdrop:
Ericka, thanks so much for your ideas and support! I've slipped the chapters in but we won't see them for a while. Any ideas for a song (or more than one) that would fit that situation?
Inuyasha'smainsqueaze, wow... thanks a lot! And yes, I have plans for the two at the end. Don't worry, you'll be satisfied! :hint hint wink wink:
Laniara, I'm so sorry! I hope your friend is okay! Everything here is really sad and everyone is depressed but we'll move on! Thank you so much for your review, I truly enjoyed it!
Anime-Devil-101, well, we think alike now don't we. :hint hint wink wink:. I already have a few plans for that song and our couple. ;) Oh and the email I send the Sakura G. Newsletter out with is the same one that is on my profile: no pressure at all! Thanks for the review. LET'S HIT 300!
inuyasha-is-my-lyfe, I have thought of using that song but I have not decided just yet. Yes, there are plenty of reasons but I'm still not sure... Oh and for Simple Plan? Let's just say, that's already on the list. ;) Actually, it's coming soon. Maybe in 3 or 4 chappies. :hint hint wink wink:
K.M., alright here's the info: The movie came out on December 28, 2004. I got mine off of Amazon . com but I'm sure best buy . com and some other places have it. Believe me, you'll LOVE it!
Pyro Rocker Maniac Latina-Sama, I just have to say this: thanks, I think. (lol.) ;) Thanks for the review!
inu-chan'slilgirl, sorry, but it'd be a little odd if I kept switching. If you mean as so we can see what Sango and the others are up to, we'll be seeing her and Miroku in Kagome's time quite soon. :hint hint wink wink: And no, I would never ignore a request. I am glad you reviewed and requested it but I just wanted to make it clear that I would never read a request without at least saying something.
ladyjasmine12, thanks for the input! I'll think about it and will tell you when I've decided.

Okay well that's all of it! Wow... anyways, I hope you all enjoyed the little secrets I've slipped in there and enjoy the chappy that approaches!

Key:
italic, bold - the song being sung and what that person does while he says it
italic - song (being sung by the guys)

Last Time...
Hold me
whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
nothing's like before

And even when the song ended, Kagome and InuYasha remained in their tight hug, relishing the feel of one another, knowing that neither of the two would ever leave the other.


Chapter 23
The Guy's Song

"Kagome, what do you mean I have to go with them?" InuYasha cried, eyes wide.

"You have to! You'll draw attention to yourself if you don't and hey, it may be fun!" Kagome said smiling, pushing InuYasha's back.

"Come on InuYasha, you'll like it!" Den said, smiling. Suddenly, Kagome didn't like the glint in his eyes. She glanced over at the other two boys to see that Zakuku and Michieru had the same look. Kagome abruptly stopped pushing InuYasha and he fell forward and almost landed nose first to the ground.

"Why'd you stop pushing me! I almost fell over because of you!" InuYasha cried. But Kagome didn't answer him; she simply continued to stare at her friend's three boyfriends.

InuYasha turned and followed her gaze and caught the eyes of the three boys. I know that look. InuYasha thought. Maybe I should go with them... that look means it's going to be a fun song... what should I do?

"I'll go," InuYasha eventually said and his voice seemed to snap Kagome out of her stupor.

"Wh-what?" Kagome said, puzzled. "Did you just agree to go with them?"

"Well a moment ago you were pushing me to go with them! What's wrong with you today wen-" but InuYasha suddenly stopped. Kagome, as soon as he began to speak the word wench her eyes were filled with flames and were aimed at his head. "Um... I mean, what's with you today wen-anyway?" InuYasha said, taking a step back.

"Don't worry Kagome," Michieru said. "We'll make sure InuYasha is okay. It's not like he'll get the lead anyway."

"Come on InuYasha, we'll teach you the song," Zakuku said, leading InuYasha away.

"W-wait a second Zakuku!" Kagome called but he ignored her and continued to lead InuYasha toward the stage that had been set up.

"Don't worry Kagome," Michieru said again, starting to follow Zakuku with Den at his side. "We'll take good care of him! Believe me."

Kagome watched the men disappear into the crowd, heading toward the same stage she had preformed on earlier.

"I'm sure he'll be okay," Yuka said, trying to cheer her friend up. "You treat him like a toddler. InuYasha can take care of himself."

Not in this day and time. Kagome thought, putting on a fake smile for her friends. Not in this day and time.

"So, you ready to impress Kagome InuYasha?" Den asked as he and the other guys, along with InuYasha, stood behind the stage. After twenty minutes of preparation, InuYasha had the song, and the moves down and the other guys learned that he was a fast learner.

"Yeah, yeah. Let's get this thing over with," InuYasha murmured, glancing down at his ridiculous outfit. He had liked his clothes that Kagome's mother had purchased for him but this... whatever this was, was driving him crazy! InuYasha couldn't see how Zakuku, Den, and Michieru could stand wearing them!

The suit was tight on him, not really his size, but at least the black pants were okay. He had to wear two layers and then the guys had forced him into wearing a black jacket! InuYasha began sweating which did not make him feel any better. And he had abandoned the tie he had come with but Den gave him one that looked a little different, instead of hanging down, it was a small bow.

Be glad Den knows how to tie ties, unlike Kagome. Dear God she almost killed me! InuYasha thought, reflecting on the ordeal.

"Show time," Michieru said smiling and InuYasha stood behind him, like he was taught.

Good boy! InuYasha thought, knowing that would be the exact thing Kagome would say if she saw him.

"Ladies!" came someone, a male, voice. If Kagome hadn't told him about the intercom before, he would have caused some trouble. "Put your hands up for our wonderful gentlemen!" InuYasha could hear the girls cheering and clapping but mostly laughter. InuYasha wasn't surprised. This song was most defiantly NOT for gentlemen.

Do it.
Whoo, little nasty girl
(Yo man, see that?)
Damn!

All of the girls began to scream and cheer as the guys stepped out onto the stage and like with the girl's performance, each row of men striking a pose.

This is so stupid! InuYasha thought as he too struck a pose. He could see Kagome, jus to his left, smiling widely. InuYasha blushed softly.

Yo Yo Yo Yo
Hey girl I like your flava
Wish I could be your neighba
Must be coffee by the way you shakin your perk-u-later
I'm the smooth operator
Hot mommy motivator
What I really wanna do
Put that thing on you

Why do I have to sing AND dance! InuYasha thought angrily. Singing is okay I guess but this crazy dancing... damn it why didn't I say no when I had the chance?


Butter up yo hot potato
Gettin more dough then bakers
Rim's spinnin like I knew your break is
You got it all give me a call
I'm ballin like the Lakers

InuYasha has no clue what this song is saying, Kagome thought as she smiled at the dog demon. He was dancing awkwardly while the other guys were smooth. Heh... he has no idea who the Lakers are or what any of this stuff is. Wonder what he'll do when we get to the chorus. Kagome simply smirked at the idea.


Hey ma now I won't chase ya
Sweetheart ignore them haters
Let's have some fun
Bittys' got me on the run
Come on girl get this paper

Well honey (Whatcha got Mr. Mans)
I got a lot of money (I don't see no keys in my hands)
Could you be my nasty girl
And let me do that dirty dance witchu (If you want just give me money)
Mommy (Ooo Whee Poppi)
Shake that sexy body (Do you like what you see?)
I just wanna nasty girl
now tell me is that nasty girl you? (I can love you long time)

THIS IS NOT A GOOD SONG TO BE SINGING TO KAGOME! InuYasha's brain screamed to him and he suddenly realized his mistake. Luckily, Kagome wasn't mad at him but of course, he didn't know that. HOW COULD I HAVE THOUGHT SHE WOULD LIKE THIS SONG! Oh, but I can't stop now. What to do, what to do.

I'm in the Escalade, you in the Navigator
You talkin dirty wanna serve me in the elevator
Wanna give it to me now not later
Mommy's body was a dime, can't hate her
What a brother gonna do when the bitty rolls through
Who's lookin just like Jada
We hit the elevator
Of course there's always haters
But it didn't matter yo
We were puttin on a show
Free for all your spectators
Mommy threw it like a champ (Yo wait up)
Yo I didn't even know her name (What?)

InuYasha was confused, I know her name. It's Kagome. What is this song talking about? InuYasha glanced up at Kagome, hoping to get some answers. But she was practically on the floor, clutching her stomach and laughing so hard, along with all of the other girls.

Bitty's opened up your eyes
Haters better recognize
that Nitty got this playa

Suddenly, InuYasha realized something. They weren't laughing at him, they were laughing at him. To be clearer, he and another boy had accidentally made their way to the front of the stage and were now completely alone.

Crud.

Well honey, InuYasha, nervous, began acting like he was talking to the boy to his left who turned out to be Den.

Den quickly replied, Whatcha got Mr. Mans?
I got a lot of money.
InuYasha held out his hand, as if asking for money.

I don't see no keys in my hands, Den answered, smiling slightly while pulling his keys from his pocket. He jangled them in front of InuYasha's face before shrugging as if he was saying 'Oh well, too bad.'
Could you be my nasty girl?
InuYasha slipped up next to Den and wrapped an arm around his waist and looked down into his eyes. It was all the two boys could to but laugh.
And let me do that dirty dance witchu.
InuYasha let his fall to Den's ass and, even though he was already about to burst in laughter, gave it a quick squeeze, causing Den to let out a high-pitched squeal.

If you want just give me money. Like InuYasha had done before, Den held out his hand, as if demanding money. But the smile did not fade from his face.
Mommy,
Once again, InuYasha gave Den's ass a quick squeeze.
Ooo Whee Poppi! Den gave another high-pitch squeal before acting like he was blushing and he pulled away from InuYasha and started to dance like any female would.
Shake that sexy body!
InuYasha shouted. He could barely speak, afraid he would laugh.

Do you like what you see? Den shook his ass one more time before approaching InuYasha again.
I just wanna nasty girl,
InuYasha stated simply, smiling. Now tell me is that nasty girl you?

I can love you long time. Den ran a finger up and down InuYasha's chest. But he quickly pulled away as the rest of the dancers surrounded them, hiding them from the laughing girls.

"Great idea!" came Zakuku's voice from somewhere. When the chorus comes around, do it again!" InuYasha glanced at Den and they both broke out in chuckles, slipping to the back of the stage, still hiding behind the rest of the dancers.

I gotta pick my date up
To dinner I'm a take her
Last time we sexed I had her crawlin like an alligator

Alligator? What's an alligator? InuYasha thought as he and Den stayed in the back, barely moving to the music.

She just came from jamaica
The land of booty shaka's
Her names Candy
Give it to her nasty
Sometimes I even taste her
I'm here right now she's dressed up
Hourglass shape, long hair, makeup
Lookin downtown, she said right now "I want it now, I'm straight up"

We're standin face to face, uh
I knew right where to take her
That private room called the bathroom
Uh oh, here's comes the waiter

Well honey
Whatcha got Mr. Mans?
I got a lot of money
I don't see no keys in my hands
Could you be my nasty girl?
And let me do that dirty dance witchu
If you want just give me money
Mommy!
Ooo Whee Poppi!
Shake that sexy body!
Do you like what you see?
I just wanna nasty girl
now tell me is that nasty girl you?
I can love you long time

East coast
West coast
Worldwide
North side
South side
Let's ride
Let's party all night
Nasty girls come inside

Honey, InuYasha picked up their routine, quickly making his way from the back of the stage to the front.

Den quickly followed him and said his lines, Whatcha got Mr. Mans?

I got a lot of money.

I don't see no keys in my hands.

Could you be my nasty girl? InuYasha got down on one knee, setting his hands on Den's thighs while he spoke, causing the girls to laugh even more. And let me do that dirty dance witchu. InuYasha began creeping his hand down the side of Den's thigh, heading toward his ass.

If you want just give me money. Like before, Den held out his hand as if demanding money.

Mommy!
InuYasha quickly removed his hands and stood.

Ooo Whee Poppi! Den took a step back before dancing like a woman, shaking his ass and causing the crowd, and all of the other guys to laugh even harder.

Shake that sexy body!

Do you like what you see?

I just wanna nasty girl, InuYasha said, getting back down on one knee as Den continued to dance. Now tell me is that nasty girl you?

Den put his hands on the crouched InuYasha's shoulders, still dancing, I can love you long time!


Author's Note: YAY! I'M DONE!

Do you know how odd it was to write to that song! That was weird... yet somehow, fun.

Wow... just looking at that first author's note, it's a whole page long! Man, this was a long chappy!

Wow... tons of people have been giving me there input of the story and I've had three songs requested in the last chapter! Amazing! Just think of me as the local DJ, request any songs you want, even if they fit the story/characters or not! And who know, maybe you'll see them appear! :hint hint wink wink:

I'M OFFICALLY 14! MY BIRTHDAY WAS FEBRUARY 2 AND NOW I'M 14! YAY!

Yep, so we've all learned a little bit bout Kagome's dad last time. Don't worry, he wasn't a bad guy, but you'll learn more about him and his tie with InuYasha/InuYasha's dad later on. :evil grin:

There is one thing that my Sakura G. Newsletter needs: Your stories/fanart/comics/anything! So here's what I'm doing. If you have a good issue you want to talk about, whether it be about InuYasha, fanfiction, episodes, anything really, send it to me and it might be posted here! Send in your comics, fanart, and I might even put some stories in too! So send me anything you got and hey, YOU could be in the Sakura G. Newsletter and get your work viewed! PLEASE NOTE: MAKE SURE YOUR FILE OR WHATEVER IS A DECENT SIZE WHEN SENDING IT TO ME. ANYTHING PAST 1 MB WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. AND MAKE SURE IT IS CENSORED AT LEAST TO SOME DEGREE.

Just watched the Super Bowl half time show. Saw Paul. Cried. Rachele was a big fan...

Sakura G. signing out. Peace yall. ;)
Oh and don't forget: No reviews, No chapters! ;)

Length:
9 Microsoft Word Pages; 2983 Words

Preview of the Next Chapter:
Uh-oh. Yuka, Eri, and Arisa are mad at their boys for what they did (I swear, they're all nuts)! And now they've broken up with their guys! But the girls are lonely and are looking for new men. Since the stage is still out, they decide, why not put on a performance to make those boys wish they had never done their show? Oh boy.

Next time, in The Dance!

Chapter 23:
Solider