I don't own Ranma 1/2...I wish I did though.
Dinner time at the Tendo Dojo was always the best place to get the latest Furinkan High gossip. Ranma had been sort of worried about something, so he asked Akane, "What do you think of Kayley?"
Akane said, "She seems nice." A sudden thought hit her. She said sarcastically, "Say, you've got a crush on her. Is that it?"
Ranma yelled out, "Kawaii-kune!"
Akane added, "Besides, she likes Ryoga."
Shocked, Ryoga exclaimed, "What! No way! Ryoga has absolutely no idea what she's like! She's dangerous! Not even Ryoga deserves that!"
Akane's face flushed with anger as she promtly hit Ranma and told him, "How could you say that about poor, good-hearted Ryoga? And how would you know if she's dangerous or not?"
Ranma told her in a proud tone, "Akane, all good martial artists can sense that kind of stuff."
Akane became furious as she started whacking him repeatedly yelling, "Ranma no baka!"This seems to happen alot, doesn't it?
Ryoga was sitting by a pond, waiting for the water he made a fire for to heat up. Check it out. He's in Akane's back yard. Ranma spotted Ryoga, came up to him and asked, "Yo, Ryoga. What's up?"
Ryogajust looked at him and said, sorta depressed, "Just leave me alone, Ranma. I don't feel like arguing with you."
Ranma plopped down next to him and asked, "Are you still mad at me for pulling your tail this morning?"
His only answer was Ryoga putting his head in his hands. Without looking up, Ryoga asked, "What do you want?"
Ranma suddenly became very serious when he asked, "Where did you first meet Kayley?"
Surprised, Ryoga reacted, "Hmm, uh, what?"
"you heard me"
Ryoga told him, "I met her in America. Someone was trying to kidnap her."
Ranma nodded her head and replied, "That's what I thought."
Ryoga started to get defensive, "What do you mean, that's what I thought?"
Ranma got up and started to walk off, but he turned around and warned, "Ryoga, it would be a good idea to stay away from Kayley." Then he continued on his way.
Ryoga said to himself, "Stay away from her? Why?" He rubbed his chest from where Kayley had hit him because it had left a pretty big bruise on him."
One of Akane's friends came stomping up to her, Kayley and a few other girls were there too. Akane asked, "What's wrong, Sachiko?"
Sachiko's face was burning with fury as she sputtered, "I can't stand Kuno! He just tried to get me to date him, telling me stuff that i'm not sure whether to be flattered or insulted."
Kayley started giggling and Akane told her, "It's not funny. Kuno is a real nusiance. Wait till he starts hitting on you."
Kayley began laughing even harder and said, "Too late, I've already had to hurt him for doing that same thing. Besides, I've got an ideaon how to stop him. We'll have a male beauty pageant."
Sachiko looked at her strangely and asked, "What good will that do?"
Kayley explained, "Believe it or not, men are very easily embarrassed. My point is, we'll give him a taste of his own medicine."
Akane smirked, "Let's get Ranma in it too. He's such a Jerk."
Kumani, another girl, said, "Well that's settled, but we need at least three contestants."
Kayley told them, "That won't be a problem. We'll just promise the winner a kiss from Akane."
Akane shouted, "No way! What if Ranma or Kuno wins?"
Kayley reasurred Akane, "Don't worry about that, but we need your help." Hesitantly, Akane agreed and all the preperations were made.
The day of the contest quickly came. Kuno eagerly agreed when he heard about the prize. It took brutal persuation on Akane's part to get Ranma to enter it. Kayley got Hiroshi and Daisuke to enter it, just for the heck of it. In case you don't know who they are. They're the guys always hanging around Ranma.
Still, Akane didn't want to kiss any of them. So it was up to Kayley to find someone she will give a kiss to. And as luck would have it, at that moment, Ryoga came walking up, obviously tired and clearly lost again. Then a thought struck her, she told him, "Ryoga, come with me a sec. I've got to talk to you."
"What! Are you kidding! I can't go out, in front of everyone in a male's bikini!"
Kayley thought to herself, (I thought so.) She decided to be honest with him, "Listen, Ryoga. We girls are fed up with all the hentais like Kuno. So we're letting him, Ranma and a few others know what it's like to be oggled at, and well, we need a winner so Akane doesn't have to kiss one of those dorks."
Ryoga sputtered, "A k...kiss...from Akane?"
Kayley decided to give him a break. She went over to a water fountain with a paper cup and filled it with cold water and asked, "Would you go out as P-Chan?"
Ryoga asked in surprise, "You mean you know about P-..."
At that moment Kayley splashed him and in an instant, he was P-Chan once again. Ryoga Oops, I mean P-Chan. started to walkon stage when she stopped him, "Hold it! You forgot this!" Kayley up a pig-sized bikini that was yellow and black.
The spotlight flashed on, Ranma, Kuno, Hiroshi and Daisuke was standing in front of about maybe 200 women. Ranma and Kuno were both in skimpy bikinis while Hiroshi and Daisuke, at least, had enough sense to wear swim trunks.
Kayley stepped out from behind the curtain and came up to the center or the stage with a microphone and with excitement, she did the introductions, "Welcome, everyone from Furinkan High and St. Bacchus school for girls."
Kuno's eyes narrowed as he repeated, "St. Bacchus?" Just as he thought, in the front row, he saw his sister, Kodachi. Kuno called out, "Younger sister, what are you doing here?"
Kodachi answered innocently, "Elder brother, I have merely come here to visit with my Ranma-sama."
That thought wasn't exactly very comforting to Kuno. Kayley continued, "Our first contestant is the cute, the cuddly, P-Chan!" Techno music started as P-Chan is dancing in his cute little bikini.
Surprised, Akane shouted "P-Chan, what are you doing here?"
Soon P-Can starting oinking and sweeing to the music and the crowd was going wild. Ranma, Kuno, Hiroshi and Daisuke soon got much of the same treatment. Something tells me that everybody was in on the act because the others didn't get that much of a response. When it came time for the judging, Kayley called out, "Alright everybody! Who will be our winner? Your vote is everything. Let's hear it for Ranma."
Only Kodachi was showing her enthusiasm.
"Kuno?" A blonde haired girl from another school was cheering him on with pom-poms was all that was heard. When it came to Hiroshi and Daisuke, no one could be heard.
So by unanimus decision, P-Chan was declared the winner. P-Chan's face was seen to blush as Akane eagerly gave him a kiss on the snout. This served to make Ranma mad. Kuno heard him mumble something about "Stupid Ryoga!"
Kayley helped Akane clean up and when they were done, Kayley told Akane, who was still holding P-Chan " I guess I better get going."
Akane stopped her, "Wait! I want to thank you for helping us teach them a lesson." She giggled and continued, "And for finding me such a cute winner. Why don't you stay over at my house tonight. We can play dress up with P-Chan."
Kayley agreed and for an hour or so, things went great. Oh, sure, Ranma's been chasing P-Chan all over the dojo, but that happens all the time anyway. Kayley asked, "Is it all right if I take a bath?"
Akane told her, "Of course, go ahead."
Kayley sighed with relaxation. She had no idea when the last time she's had so much fun. The bath water was almost scalding hot, the room soon filled up with fog like a sauna. Kayley planned on taking a long bath, but she heard P-Chan running and saw him run into the bathroom and he jumped, Or more precisely bouncedonto a cabinet just above the bathtub. Ranma came stomping in as well. Ranma soon found that running on a wet tile floorwas not a very good idea.
He started sliding towards Kayley. He made an even bigger mistake by putting his hands in front of him to break his fall. Kayley let out a little screech and Ranma shut his eyes as they collided.
Ranma, who still had his eyes closed, felt something soft and squishy. He looked up and saw the face of a majorly ticked off Kayley. Ranma looked down at what he was squeezing and it wasn't good news.
Kayley's face distorted hideously as she growled, "I'm gonna twist you like a pretzel!"
Ranma knew she was going to try to do just that, but lucky for him she wouldn't let him see the rest of her, so he was able to stay out of her reach. She soon drove him out of the bathroom by throwing everything from bars of soap to shampoo bottles. She even threw Soun's electric razor at him. She screamed, "GET OUT OF HERE YOU HENTAI!"
When that was finally over P-Chan started laughing, but the cabinet was slippery and P-Chan fell into Kayley's bathwater. P-Chan quickly turned into a naked Ryoga.
They stared at each other for a long moment. Kayley was so preoccupied staring at, well let's just say, points of interest, that she didn't even notice that he was doing his fair share of looking as well. The one thing that was running through her mind was, (Wow! Where have you been all my life?)
Aside from being cursed with a lousy sense of direction, Ryoga's shyness was uncanny. he finally muttered, "P...Please don't think...I'm a h...hentai." Ryoga's nose started spurting blood, his eyes rolled into the back of his head and he passed out.
Kayley saw that Ryoga was slipping under the water and she cried out, "Ryoga!"
She lifted his head back out of the water so he could breath. She then dragged the unconcious Ryoga out of the tub, wrapped a towel around herself and, despite the distraction, Kayley chose to concentrate on waking him.
She patted his cheeks, no responce came so she decided to use a different method. She went to his left foot and rubbed on the part just below his toes. Soon Ryoga's left arm started to twitch uncomfortably, forcing him to wake up just to rub his arm.
At this moment, Ryoga was in very little position to talk, much less say anything coherent. So with his head against his head,he muttered, "Fanma, this is all your Rault."Kayley was afraid he might pass out again so she grabbed his shoulders and said, "Oh no you don't." She then slapped him across the face.
Now that Ryoga was awake, he begged, "Please don't tell Akane about me being P-Chan. She'll never forgive me."
Kayley reasurred him, "Don't worry. I won't tell anyone about your Jusenkyo curse."
Ryoga's eyes grew wide as he asked, "Do you have a curse too?"
Kayley shook her head and explained, I used to live in the Jusenkyo mountains." She added sullenly, "That's where Saffron lives as well."
For some reason, just hearing Saffron's name seened to infuriate Ryoga. He asked, "Has he been after you again?"
told him, "Yes, but it's nothing I can't handle. You know, I think he's trying to see how dangerous I am. Maybe you too."
Ryoga knew it was a touchy subject, but he had to ask, "Does it matter how strong you are?"
Kayley explained sadly, "No. It probably wouldn't make any difference. He knows that I am not strong enough to fight him."
Ryoga cautiously asked, "Is there any way to beat him?"
Kayley said, "Unless you can get him to use up all him his energy, but well, that's like saying you want to be circumsized."
Ryoga really wished she hadn't said that in his present condition. Kayley quickly apologized, "I'm sorry. I forgot where I was."
Ryoga changed the subject, "Hey, about Saffron." He took her hands and she felt how strong they were, and how comforting, 'If you're ever afraid that Saffron might hurt you. Just find me and I'll protect you."
This touching moment was interrupted by the appearance of the panda, Genma. He took in the scene. A completely naked Ryoga holding hands with a girl, Genma's only seen once before, dressed only in a towel. Now Genma was a "seen it all" guy, but even he wasn't prepared to see Ryoga naked, with a woman. He quickly shut the door again.
Ryoga knew he was going to hear it from Ranma when he found out, but it could be worse. Ryoga commented, "At least Nabiki didn't see. She'd extort us for everything we had."
Kayley's eyes grew wide as she asked in amazment, "Would she really do that?"
Ryoga looked down at himself, blushed, then asked, "Kayley, would you please splash me? I don't want anyone else to see me like this and my clothes and my pack are still in the auditorium, and I can't go out in a towel."
She thought to herself as she turned on the cold water, (Oh well. I guess it couldn't last forever.) She grabbed a hand full of water and splashed him. Ryoga once again became P-Chan.
P-Chan looked at Kayley and skweed at her, as if asking her to do something, but she didn't know what. So to give her the message, he went to her, put his front hoofs on her leg and tried to wag his curly-Q tail, kinda like a dog and skweed again. Kayley got the message. He wanted to know if they were still friends.
In responce, Kayley patted his head and even scratched behind his left ear. P-Chan heard Akane calling him. Kayley told him, "Go on, Akane's worried." P-Chan looked at her once more then ran to Akane. Kayley saw that her bathwater was ruined. She mumbled, "That blows that idea."
Later, in Akane's room Akane was asleep on her bed with P-Chan next to her. On the floor, Kayley was sleeping. She heard something very strange and her eyes flashed open. An older man suddenly crashed through her window. She knew the man, he was her teacher. Kayley cried out, "Ning Shao!" Ning Shao was a fairly tall man, with grey hair and a beard. He was wearing extravently decorated chinese clothes with gold dragons on them.
At the sound of Kayley's scream, P-Chan's ears perked up and within a little more than a second later, he was in front of Kayley. His short fur was standing on ends as the little pig growled at the intruder. P-Chan tried to attack the old man, but the old man had lightning quick reflexes and knocked the poor piggy against the wall. But if you know anything about P-Chan, you'd know he bounces like a rubber ball
So while P-Chan was going from one wall to another, Kayley was assessing the situation. Kayley had little chance of beating him in the best of enviroments, much less in such a small space. So in hopes of just outrunning him, she jumped out the window with Ning Shao after her.
Akane is never very alert when she wakes up, so she doesn't understand why Kayley's being chased by an old geezer and P-Chan's bouncing around like a ping-pong ball. Akane watched P-Chan bounce out the window after them. She yawned and said, "What a wierd dream."
She plopped back down on her pillow. Ranma ran into the room because he heard the noise. The room was totaled. Ranma went to wake Akane, but as a result of being a little too close, Akane slapped him silly.
P-Chan still had Kayley and Ning Shao in sight, but he couldn't help her as a pig. Then opportunity knocked.
He saw a public bath. He ran inside and found the men's bathing area and dived in. Ryoga quickly emerged and looked for some clothes. He spotted some that looked like they would dit him and put them on. Of course, he felt bad for the original owner, but this was an emergency.
Soon he ran out of the building with a nosebleed. You see, he accidently wandered into the women's locker room. He looked in the direction he had seen them running in and even though he knew she could not hear him, he cried out, "Kayley! I'm coming!"
Kayley had nowhere to go, now she had to fight. No matter what she did, she couldn't get rid of him. But she had to do something because she couldn't last musch longer. She moved in close, aimed her index and second finger for his throat. At the exact moment, Ning Shao threw a double axe chop toward her hips.
Ning Shao made contact first and with a cry of pain, Kayley fell to the ground. Every leg muscle ached and she was now helpless. The old man picked her up and threw her over his shoulder. As he started to walk off with her, an angry voice from behind stopped him, "Let her go!"
Ning Shao turned his head and looked at Ryoga as if he were a cockroach, Kayley desperately cried out, "Ryoga! Leave me! I don't want you to get hurt!"
Ryoga's fury wasn't simply because of the injustice being done to a young woman, but he had feelings for her. Even though these feelings were similar to those he had for Akane, they were somehow stronger. Ryoga knew in his heart that it was Ranma whom Akane loved, not him. However, Kayley knew about his curse and not only did she accept it, but after everything, she still wanted to be his friend. Around her, there was nothing to be ashamed about.
In any case, he was going to protect her with his life. he told Ning Shao, "I will not let you, Saffron or anyone else harm her again! Do you hear me!"
Ryoga attacked with a series of punches and kicks, being so careful not to hurt Kayley in the process. The old man showed his agility by evading the attacks with simple sidesteps. Ning Shao finally jumped back into his fighting stance. It was like a normal stance, except his index finger and middle finger were extended. He told Ryoga, "Now boy, it's time to die!"
Kayley knew exactly what Ning Shao was going to do. She screamed out, "Ryoga, listen to me! Just get away! You don't know what you're up against!"
Ryoga charged forward. Ning Shao attacked, aiming for Ryoga's heart. Reacting out of instinct alone, Ryoga tried to dodge to the right. Ning Shao's attack struck him just to the left of his heart. The affects of the attack was so sudden, Ryoga didn't know what happened. He let out a strangled cry of pain, then fell to the ground, unconscious.
An even more agonizing cry came from Kayley. For the first time in her life, blind fury consumed her entire soul. She's never hated anyone, not even Saffron but after what happened to Ryoga, Kayley lost any sympathy she might have had for Ning Shao. With inhuman strength, fueled by anger, she slammed an axe-chop into the very center of his back. Ning Shao fell to the ground.
Kayley pressed her thumb against the back of his neck to cut the circulation from his blood. When he finally passed out, Kayley dragged herself over to Ryoga. She desperately felt for a pulse on Ryofa's neck. Her eyes swelled with tears of joy, because not only did he have a pulse, it was strong and rythmic. Releasing so much supressed emotionsm, Kayley lowered her head into his shoulder while wrapping her arm around his neck gently and continued to cry.
At the same time, Ranma and Akane was getting close. Akane let out a gasp as she saw them. She yelled to Ranma, "Look, it's Ryoga and he's hurt!"
Ranma yelled back, "I knew she was trouble!"
Akane was watching and stopped Ranma, telling him, "Ranma, let's not jump to any conclusions. Let's just wait a minute."
Kayley had finally quit crying and raised into a sitting position next to him. She started to stroke Ryoga's long bangs as she sang to him softly.
For the person that reviewed me sorry I had the annonymous review disabled... Sorry, I didn't see it and thank you for the review.
