I don't own Ryoga or Ranma 1/2.
A man, about 19 years old, was heading straight for Nerima. Strangely enough, he had a remarkable resemblance to Ranma, except his hair was longer, brown and pulled back in a rubber band.
He trudged through the freshly made puddles as he spat out, "You will pay for this, Genma!" Meanwhile, a little black pig slowly walked toward him. As he walked past it, he noticed it had a yellow bandanna with small, black squares scattered on it.
"Get away from me," Kayley screamed! Yup! She's back in school and once again, she was being chased by the school idiot, Tatewaki Kuno.
Kuno ran after her asking, "My love, why are you so angry?"
Kayley spun around and grabbed the shirt of his kendo outfit and shouted, "Listen Baka! If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times! I already have a boyfriend!" As she said this, she kicked him in the stomach and a punch in the jaw sent Kuno into low orbit.
Akane and Ranma came up to her. Ranma complimented, "Wow! I see Ryoga's taught you some tricks."
after the Saffron incident, Ranma had completely gotten over being angry at her, and she still lives at the dojo while she's in school. She can't go cross-country with Ryoga. Believe me, she would if she could. Nabiki still takes pictures of her and sells them to Kuno, Kayley can't stop that, but at least she has stopped her from taking pictures too out of the way. Whoo! That's a lot of talking.
And that pretty much brings us up to date. As Ranma, Akane and Kayley walked off, Kuno landed with a thud.
When they arrived home, a very short and very old man with a scarf tied to his nose, or something like that with a bag full of something, rampaged through the house. The old man skidded to a halt in front of them and was staring at Kayley.
A bit annoyed at this strange man's behavior, she barked, "What! What are you staring at!"
He asked with excitement, "Hiya, cutie! How about I treat you to a hot fudged sundae?"
Akane punched him through a nearby window saying, "How about you don't!"
Confused, Kayley asked, "What was that?"
Ranma said in a manner, like it was an everyday occurrence, "That was Happosai. The resident freak and a major hentai."
Kayley asked, "Well, if he's THAT big of a problem, why don't you just trash him, Ranma? He doesn't seem tough."
He responded, "Oh, you don't know how energetic that little freak is."
A split second later, Happosai busted through the same window and just started clinging to Kayley. True, she was really annoyed at this twerp, but she kept her cool. She pried him off and turned him toward her and told him, "You better listen, and listen good. Do that again and I'll give you a lesson in the meaning of pain."
Happosai begged, "Oh, come on. How could you deny this frail, old, man such a simple request?"
She wasn't falling for it, "It seems you're not taking me seriously enough." She squeezed both shoulder blades. Both Ranma and Akane had never heard him wail that loudly. Before she dropped him she said, "That was your warning."
As Ranma, Akane and Kayley walked off, Ranma asked, "Do you think Kasumi will make Suiyaki tonight?"
Kayley asked, "Hmm, never ate that before. Maybe I'll like it."
Kasumi Tendo was just finishing her shopping. Carrying bread, vegetables, and other miscellaneous groceries. She was having a hard time seeing where she was going.
She accidentally bumped into a man and dropped her bags. When he spoke, his voice was fairly deep, but it had a soft tone to it, "Gomen-nasai."
Kasumi looked at him and spoke the first thing in her mind, "Ranma, what are you doing here!" On further inspection, she knew it wasn't Ranma, but he sure looked a lot like him. Kasumi, polite as always, bowed and begged, "Please forgive me. I thought…"
The young man stopped her, "You don't have to apol…" At that point, something clicked, "Did you say Ranma? As in, Ranma Saotome?"
She answered as he picked up her groceries, "Why, yes. Are you a friend of his?"
He handed her her groceries and asked, "Not exactly. Nee! If I carry your groceries, will you let me see him again?"
Kasumi smiled, "What a nice young man. Hai! Ranma and his Uncle Saotome are living with us. Will you stay for dinner?"
The young man said, "Arigatou! What's your name?"
She answered, "My name's Kasumi Tendo. What's yours?"
He said, "I'm Kyote."
Over the next half-hour, Kasumi and Kyote talked. One particularly strange topic was Kyote giving her a recipe for beef stew. She found it very odd for him to know so much about cooking.
When they got to the Tendo home, they could hear Ranma and Akane arguing again. Kasumi called out, "Ranma, Akane! I'm home!"
Kayley came in from another room and started excitedly, "Kasumi! Welcome…back?"
Right in front of Kayley was a man that looked just like Ranma, but she sensed something odd about him. Remember in Part 1, I told you that Saffron wouldn't let her learn to sense Ki's. Well, that isn't the type of sensing I mean. She could tell, by the way his his fingers gently, delicately, touched the palm of his hands. It was almost feminine.
Without caring who the girl was, Kyote asked, "Where is Ranma Saotome?"
Kayley yelled down the hall, in the direction of the arguing, "Oi! Ranma! Company!"
Ranma popped into the room and came face to face with an almost mirror image of himself. Kyote gave him no time to be amazed, "Ranma Saotome! As the true heir Saotome School of Indiscriminate Grappling, I challenge you! First though, where is Genma!"
As if he had made a wish, Genma came through the door with Soun. Kyote grew extremely violent as he attacked, screaming, "Genma Saotome! Get ready to die!"
His skill easily allowed him to beat Genma to a pulp. As angry as he was, Kyote probably would have killed Genma, if Ranma hadn't interfered. He kicked Kyote out of the way.
Ranma saw that Kyote's anger was so intense, tears formed as his face flushed bright red. Ranma stood between Kyote and his father. He asked Genma, "Pop! What did you do to this man to make him so mad!"
Genma was completely confused, "I don't know, Ranma! I've never seen him before!"
Kyote's fists shook as he shouted, "He stole my inheritance from me! Now I'm gonna take my revenge on the both of you!"
By now, Ranma was starting to get angry. He yelled, "Who are you to barge in here and challenge me!"
Kyote smiled, "Fair enough. I am Kyote Saotome. The eldest child of the Saotome family."
Ranma went into shock, "You're my…older brother? How can that be? I'm an only child."
Kyote's head jerked towards Genma, "So, you lied to him. This makes things different. But, I'm still gonna claim what is rightfully mine. I will give you one month to train. Then we will fight." Without a word, he walked out of the dojo.
Genma got to thinking. (Kyote? That's the name of my daughter. Why is he using her name?)
Meanwhile, Ranma was worried. He thought, (If he could take out Pop so easily, then I don't stand a chance.
I'd
like to thank Princess-elli100 Well here comes what I have of part 2
so far... and I'm glad you thought it was funny. I wanted some humor
in this story.
And to Ryan L. Spradling ACK! There's a response I've never seen before. Hehe!
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