11:57 AM 6/22/05(Midwest TIme) Start of "Esper Rap" A parody of the (in)famous (and awful, but funny) "DK Rap"

Author Notes & Disclamer: I don't own the Final Fantasy series and I'll never will. Final Fantasy 6, it's characters, and the Final Fantasy series is owned by Hironbu Sakaguchi and Sqaure Enix. I don't own Super Smash Bros. Melee, The DK Rap, or Donkey Kong 64. Donkey Kong is owned by Shigeru Miyamoto and Nintendo. Super Smash Bros. Melee is owned by HAL. I have no conetions to any of the people or conpanies. I'm only 16, so if any lawyers tries to sue me, you aint gettin any money. This fic is rated T for mild laguage and sexual context.

Terra: H-h-here we go...

So they're finally here, performin' for you

Since you don't know the words you can't join at all

Put your hands together, if you make you look like a fool

As we take you through this Esper rap

HUH!

Ter-ra... Terra Branford!...

I'm not the leader of the Returners, fanboys masturbate to hentai fanart of me

I went to Kefka to kick his ass

My Epser form can go crazy on bosses

If I cast Ultima, it's gonna hurt

I'm sexier, faster and stronger, too

I'm the first member of the FF6 Crew

HUH!

Ter-ra... Terra Branford...

Ter-ra... Terra Branford... is here!

Celes: This genreal got style so listen up nerds

I can use Runic to absore magic

I'm a general, not some opera floozy

I can cast Ice and freeze any foes

If you choose me, you won't choose wrong

With a Runic Blade and magic I'm one cool general

HUH!

Cel-es... Celes Chere...

Relm :I have no offense, I have no defense

This painter can't even take a hit

I can paint, when I need to

And put on a Moogle Suit just for you

Can draw a picture and bring it to life

This stupid little girl just draw her tune

HUH!

Relm... Relm Arrowny...

Relm... Relm Arrowny is here!

Edgar: I'm back again and about time too

And this king is in the mood

I once used my drill to put a hole in my castle's maid shower

With my Chainsaw out, he's one cool king

I'll make you smile when I play my tune

But Kefka beware, 'cause I'm after you

HUH!

Ed-gar... Edgar Figaro

Ed-gar... Edgar Figaro

Sabin: Finally, I'm here for you

I'm the last member of the Figaro Crew

This prince so strong it isn't funny

Can make Vargas cry out for his mummy

I can use a Blitz with relative ease

Make beating bosses seem such a breeze

I may seem stupid, I can't get a girl

But this prince one hell of a guy

HUH!

Terra: Come on Mog! Take it to the fridge!

Mog: Kupo, Kupo, KUPO!

Kupo, Kupo, Kupo, and Kupo

Kupo, Kupo, KUPO!

Kupo, Kupo, Kupo, KUPO! OH YEAH!

Author Notes: Well...that's the of the song. Please review. I dont care if its praise, cause any good reviews make me feel good about myself writing song parodies and write more. I dont care if it's flames cause I like to laugh at myself when I suck and fail at something. So bring any reviews. Also, I amthinking of doing parody of Cassidy's "I'm A Huslter" with Terra, calling it "I'm A Esper". Well thank you for reading and please review.