..: Redneck Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party :..
By the way, to anyone who has Shrek on DVD and a DVD player that still plays the sound when you fast forward it, do that for the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party! I LUVERZ doing that on my computer, it's so funny!
DISCLAIMER: "That girl was -bzzt- so yesterday -bzzt- like pieces of me -bzzt- it's supernatural!" (1)
"Hi, everybody!" Sam said, waving at the camera. Wow, he's hyper…it's kinda creepy. "Welcome to tha Redneck Shrek in tha Swamp Karaoke Dance Party!" He pressed a button on the stereo. "Ah'm gonna take thangs down a little bit with one of mah personal favorites."
Doan go changin'
Ta try and please meh
Yah've never let me down befoah
Mmm-mmmmm-mmmm…
Rahne grabbed the mic.
I made it through the wilderness
Johnocchio did a little scratching on the record.
Ye know I made it through
More scratching.
Dinnae know how lost I was
Until I found ye
Bobby's turn. Jubilation was dancing behind him
Yeah!
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get-
Jubes knocked him over with her tail.
Feelings, Fred sang.
Remy Hood popped up. Petit Piotr and the Merry Men popped up behind him.
It's fun t' stay at de
Y-M-C-A!
Petit Piotr and the Merry Men did the YMCA behind Remy.
It's fun t' stay at de
Y-M-C-A!
Tabby grabbed Forge's RLLT and zapped him. "Cajunbread Man time!"
Remy groaned, but walked over to the fallen mic. Behind him, the Three Blind Eds were harmonizing.
Do y' really want t' hurt moi?
Ow!
Remy spun around on his cane.
Do y' really want t' make moi cry?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Alex, Forge, and Ray sang the lead-in to Pietro's bit.
Staying alive
Staying alive! Pietro sang as he held up a lit match inside Jubes stomach.
Oh, oh, oh, oh
The Big Bad Avalanche's turn!
Who let the dogs out
Who, who, who, who, Kurt, Wagner, and Nightcrawler sang.
Who let the dogs out
Who, who, who, who
"Yahoo!" Kurt yelled.
"Say, get up!" Bobby said. "And dance to the music!"
Boom, boom, The Three Blind Eds sang.
Boom, boom, The Three Little Elves sang.
Ba-doom, The Three…er…Not-Bears sang. Curses, Jean's been reanimated! Eh-heh…why am I doing so many puns?
Dance to the music
Dance to the music, Shadow White and Amarella sang.
All we need is a drummer, Johnocchio sang.
For people who only need a beat, MMM sang.
Yeah, Robbie sang.
"Break it down, Wolfsbane," Bobby said, and Rahne played a sick beat on the drums. "Freddie, my man!"
I'm gonna add some bottom, Freddie sang.
So that de dancers just won' hide, Remy sang.
"Take it, Sam!" Bobby yelled.
Yah maht lahke ta hear mah organ, Sam sang as he played the organ.
I said, Ride, Sally Ride! Bobby sang.
I can't see me loving nobody but you
For all my life, Sam and Rahne sang.
Everyone else joined in.
Dance to the music
Dance to the music
"Sam, you're not dancing yet!" Bobby yelled.
Everyone started dancing.
Dance to the music
(Somebody needs to)
Dance to the music
(Somebody needs to)
Dance to the music
(Somebody needs to)
Dance to the music
(Somebody needs to)
Dance to the music!
"Hey, watch the nose!" Bobby yelled at Johnocchio. "Can you zap us back?" he asked Tabby.
Tabby thought about it. "I could be sadistic and say no," she said, "Or I could be sadistic and say yes."
"…How're y' bein' sadistic if y' say oui?" Remy asked.
"Because the Authoress has decided to parody the movies now, before they get pushed back too much," Tabby said.
"What movies?" Alex asked.
"Well, you're not in them, so I wouldn't worry," Tabby said, zapping him back to normal. "And neither's Forge, Robbie, Ray, Evan, Amara, Rahne, Sam, Kurt, Lance, Freddie, Pietro, Wanda, Remy, Monkey Dude, Warren, Hank, Dani, or X23. Or me," she added. "But Kurt, you're in for a doozy when the sequel comes around. And some of you will be fillers for other characters. Oh, and Warren, thank your lucky stars."
"Why?" Warren asked.
"Because for X3 – or whatever they're going to call it – they were thinking about making Angel a girl," Tabby said cheerfully.
"GAH!"
"Don't worry, you're a guy," Tabby assured him "…I think." She shrugged. "Anyway…Petey, buddy, can you restrain Remy for a minute?" Piotr looked confused, but did. "Good. Now, the main issue with this movie is…" She paused dramatically. "BOGUE."
"…Wha?" Kurt asked.
"BOGUE," Tabby said irritably. "Bobby/Rogue. I actually have no clue if that's what you call the ship. Would someone please dump some water on Bobby?" Bobby had passed out after hearing his name with Rogue's. "Oh, thanks." Wanda, Kitty, Jubes, Amara, and Rahne were all sitting on Rogue to keep her from bolting.
Bobby popped up after Ray dumped water from a nearby vase on him. "I just had the weirdest nightmare," he said. "Tabby said that me and Rogue were gonna have to be…together…" He trailed off when he saw the girls sitting on Rogue, and not only Piotr but also John, Kurt, and Lance restraining Remy. "Oh, crap." Robbie powered up, tackled Bobby, and sat on him before he could get away.
Tabby grinned sadistically. "Okay, Forge, you can take over," she said cheerfully. "Good luck."
Forge crossed himself. "Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch," he said. (2)
"But you don't wear spectacles," Jamie said.
"I don't think you have a watch, either," Kurt added.
"I didn't know you have a wallet," Jubes said.
"You have testicles?" Tabby said.
Forge just glared.
(1) – Skyson's ficcie The XBand, The Trilogy That Wouldn't Die! I thought that quote would only be fitting for this chappie, considering it's karaoke.
(2) – Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
And yes, my friends, that is the end! Up next: X-Men: The Movie! Yep, that'll be insane. Poor Forge. I really should stop making him the Director…nah! And Tabby's officially his unofficial Assistant Director. Yep yep! However, my X-Men DVD is currently in San Jose with my mom, her fiancé, his brother, and the brother's kids. I won't have the DVD again until Tuesday, so that's when I can start the parody! I found a script, but it's a long one from before they cut a lot of stuff, so I still have to check against the movie. Until then…do review!
