"Phoebe, I need your help." Chris said as Phoebe entered her office scaring here
"I've been calling for you all week. Didn't you hear me? And what are you two doing here?" Phoebe asked
"No school and we wanted to get out of the house and this is the only way we can get out without bothering anyone other than Chris." Nicole said
"For the first couple of days, yeah. Then I put you on mute." Chris answered Phoebe's other question
"You can put me on mute?"
"That's so cool!" Nicole shouted
"I had to, I was busy. Now, I need your help."
"Oh, yeah, and I need yours too, because you come here, you drop this bombshell on me, and you expect me to keep this secret? And I don't even know why I'm keeping the secret."
"She has a point there." Nicole said
"Nobody can find out Piper and Leo are my parents. It can mess with the whole future."
"Yeah, well, if you didn't want anybody to know, I don't know why you told me."
"She is right you know."
"I told you because you busted me, and I'm glad you did. I have been so focused on protecting Wyatt, I've completely forgotten about me. This month is my conception date."
"Your conception date?"
"That's where I've been. Oracles, fortune tellers, soothsayers they all say the same thing. If mum and dad don't screw, this month I'm screwed."
"Uh oh." Jordan said finally speaking up
"Okay, I'm just trying to get used to you being my nephew. I never hit on you, did I?" Phoebe said still not acknowledging the girl's comments.
"What? No." Chris said a little disgusted at the thought
"Oh, thank god."
"Can we focus here, please? Mum and dad need to have sex. Now who's gonna tell them? You or me?"
"Please, little girls in the room we don't need to hear this." Nicole said
"No, nobody's gonna tell them because we're not gonna reopen those wounds."
"Okay. So how do we get them back together?"
"W-we? There is no we here. We don't. You're the one that split them up. And why did you split them up?"
"Leo had to become an Elder to make room for me as your Whitelighter. It was the only way I could protect Wyatt from turning evil."
"You're unbelievable. I mean, the most kids who are the cause of their parents divorce actually feel guilty. And you're sitting here like it's part of your master plan."
"I'm sensing some real issues here."
"Hmmmmm I wonder why?" Nicole said sarcastically
"Oh, you're damn right there are issues. You can't just pop in from the future and play with people's lives because your big brother picked on you."
"He picked on the world, Phoebe."
"We already know that." Nicole rolled her eyes
"I'm not finished. Your parents were happy until you split them up. And now you want my help because you didn't think this all the way through?"
"Feel better?"
"Yes."
"Will you help me?"
"Please?" Nicole begged
"Pretty please?" Jordan added
"No. Oh, I don't know."
"If I'm not conceived in the next couple of weeks, I'll disappear forever." Chris picked up a letter off Phoebe's desk. "You are willing to help complete strangers. How about family?" Phoebe took the letter off Chris and had a premonition. "What is it? What'd you see?"
"A woman being attacked."
"Where?"
"In Arabia."
"Yay we are going to Arabia." Nicole said throwing her hand up
"Correction we are going to Arabia we are, you two are going home."
"You always take all the fun away."
"Stop your nagging." And Chris orbed them home before he and Phoebe orbed off.
"They always get to do the fun stuff." Nicole complained
"So we have bigger problems, you heard them about Chris ceasing to exist." Jordan said really worried, Nicole looked scared also
"Hey what are you two doing home I thought Chris took you out?" Piper asked coming into the room
"He did, but he had to go save some girl with Phoebe in Arabia."
"Oh okay then, well I am off on my date, Leo is upstairs with Wyatt so if you need anything."
"Thanks, have fun."
"Bye."
"Come on let's go to our room since there ain't much to do around here." Nicole said as they started to walk up the stairs
"I know we need more kid stuff like a soccer ball."
"Yeah, that would be great to play with right now."
"Hey what are you two doing home?" Leo asked as they passed by Wyatt's room
"Chris and Phoebe had to go save a girl in Arabia," they heard orbing from downstairs, "That would be them now." Nicole said without any emotion
"You two stay here I'm gonna go see what happened." Leo left the room
"Let's go follow him." Nicole said
"I could heal him, master. Your warrior needs his strength. My last master will be coming back for me." Jinny said as they came down the stairs, they saw Leo healing Chris's shoulder
"What's with the weird girl?" Jordan asked Nicole
"I don't know, but if we were there she wouldn't be in the house right now and Chris wouldn't have hurt himself." Nicole whispered back
"I think he's got it under control." Phoebe said
"Good idea, save your wishes."
"Wishes, sweet." Nicole said, Jordan nodded her head
"Did you get a good look at the demon?" Leo asked
"I did, and when we're done here I'll go up to the Book of Shadows and check it out. I also called Paige to see if she can keep an eye on Jinny for me."
"There is no need to guard me. Even if I was not bound to serve you I would do it anyway for sparing me from Bosk."
"Bosk?"
"My last master. He's cruel, even for a demon. And I would know. My bottle has been passed around from demon to demon for centuries."
"This is all very complicated." Jordan whispered
"No not really."
"That's terrible." Leo said
"You can not begin to know. That is why I got a message to Phoebe. I knew if she had my bottle she would wish me free."
"No wishes. I know all about Genies. You're tricksters."
"Not the one from Aladdin" Jordan whispered
"Yeah, he rocks."
"Listen, I gotta get back up there. You think you can handle this without Piper?" Leo asked
"Where is Piper?" Chris asked
"On a date."
"On a date in the middle of the day?"
"Yeah, Greg works nights."
"Greg, Greg. Greg, the fireman? You mean the one she's insanely sexually attracted to? Doesn't that bother you?"
"I'm sick of all this dating stuff." Jordan said
"I know what you mean."
"You think they would have learned by now, but no."
"You know, Chris, it's a little late for male bonding. Especially since I'm petitioning the other Elders to send you back to your time." Leo said
"What?" Chris said getting nervous
"What!" Nicole and Jordan shouted
"Wait, are you serious?" Phoebe said also nervous
"You look tense, master. Neck rub?"
"Wow that was completely random." Nicole said forgetting that she and Jordan were suppose to be hiding
"ven though Chris's intensions are good, his methods have put us all at risk. So, he's going back."
"You mean abandoning me again."
"Look, you did your job, you warned us about an evil that was after Wyatt. I think we can handle it from here." And Leo orbed out of the room
"I've gotta stop him."
"Don't worry, I'll talk to Leo." Phoebe said trying to calm Chris down
"No, no, not Leo. Greg, the fireman. He's about to sleep with my mom." Chris orbed out of the room
"Please not that again." Nicole rolled her eyes
"I really wish you wouldn't do that." Phoebe said, Jinny put her hands together and blinked causing Chris to orb back into the room
"Look he's back." Jordan pointed out
"Thank you Captain Obvious." Nicole sighed
"What just happened?" Chris asked
"Your wish is my command, master."
"Alright, where's the Genie?" they head Paige said and Phoebe and Jinny left the room to go talk to her
"Well this is exciting and you have no excuse for us not to be here because we have no homework and anything to do." Nicole bragged to Chris
"Don't worry I'll think of something."
"Yeah we know and last time you did I ended up being stuck in a closet." Jordan exclaimed
"Do you think we can do that again?" Nicole asked, Chris hit her on the head
"Well I'm off, see you guys later." Chris tried to orb but couldn't, "Okay that wasn't suppose to happen, I'm gonna go talk to Phoebe and Jinny now Bye."
"Bye Chris." Nicole waved
"We'll miss you!" Jordan shouted, "Wonder where he is going."
"Me too do you think you can orb."
"No, Chris hasn't been around to help me much, and I'm afraid to ask where I would orb to."
"Good point, man we don't have very good powers to play with."
"Well there was the time that you had the fire ball and you couldn't put it out."
"I remember that I through it at a tree and it had a big hole it after." The two girls laughed, "Piper and Chris are back."
"How do you know?" Jordan's questions were answered when she heard her and Chris fighting out Greg
"Come on let's get out of their way, I don't want anything bad to happen and we are in the room."
"Plus we can heard the entire thing from our room and not have them try to hid things from us." The two girls ran up the stairs and into their room and quickly put their ears to the floor
"Do you hear anything?" Jordan asked
"No, they stopped talking after the explosion."
"Were you two listening in again?" Chris asked coming in
"No." they said
"Where did you get that idea?" Nicole asked
"I don't know."
"What's with the bottle?"
"That is what I am going to find out, you two coming?"
"Yeah!" they jumped up off the floor and followed Chris into the attic
"Will you come out of there, please?" Piper asked Phoebe who was in the bottle
"I can't. I don't know how. Try commanding me." Phoebe said
"Uh, okay. Get the hell outta there."
"No, not you. My master." Chris walked over to the bottle a little confused
"You mean me?" he asked
"Well, yeah, you did pick up the bottle, didn't you?"
"Cause that makes sense." Nicole said
"Alright, get out of the bottle. I command you." Blue smoke came out of the bottle followed by Phoebe, everyone laughed,
"You look ridiculous." Piper said laughing
"I feel ridiculous." Phoebe moaned
"How am I supposed to get back to Greg now with this?"
"Forget about men." Jordan said
"Yeah they are stupid, look at Chris." Nicole said, luckily Chris didn't hear her
Is that all you care about? Would you look at me. I am trapped in pantaloons right now. Where is the mirror? Oh, and why do I always get stuck with the wig?"
"Trust me, you don't. Leo!"
"Have you ever noticed that Leo is the first person you call in your time of need?" Chris said, right before Leo orbed into the room
"Uh-oh." Leo said
"Yeah, right, uh-oh." Phoebe said
"I still can't believe you made a wish with a Genie. You know better than that." Piper said
"I thought she was an innocent. How was I to know that I was gonna unleash a demon." Leo picked up the bottle and started to read it
"It says so right here." Leo pointed out
"Oh, right, right there in Arabic." Phoebe said annoyed
"There's a warning label on the Genie bottle?" Piper asked
"Who would have thought." Jordan siad said
"They need to have a translation on the bottle so us normal people can read it." Nicole said
"Yeah. An ancient sorcerer condemned a demon into the bottle for not marrying him. It says whoever tried to free her they have to switch places with her. Missed a big one here, bud." Leo said
"You wanna pin this on me?" Chris asked hurt
"Leo, it's not his fault, it's my fault." Phoebe said trying to defend him
"Okay, I'm bored." Jordan said
"Yeah this isn't a very interesting conversation."
"Come on get to the good stuff already."
"You sure? Because we could always take our time with this plan, you know, keep Piper around just a little bit longer." Chris said
"Yes, master." Phoebe said
"Good, I'm glad you agree."
"Actually, I don't agree, but I-I can't... How am I supposed to take charge and take commands all at the same time?"
"Well, you won't have to. Chris is coming back up there with me. The Elders have agreed to send him back to his time." Leo said
"And this just turned from boring to bad." Jordan said
"What?" Chris said shocked
"You don't know what you're doing here, Leo." Phoebe said trying to defend Chris
"You don't belong here. And as your Whitelighter he's doing more harm than good."
"Do you like hate all of Leo?" Jordan spoke up everyone was shocked at what she said, "Did you ever think of what would happen to us if you sent Chris back or were you planning to send us back also or did you just forget about us?"
"Jordan let's go." Nicole said, and pulled her out of the room, "What was that all about?" she asked when they got back to their room
"I don't know I guess I was just really annoyed and I burst, should I feel bad now?"
"I have no clue I guess we'll just have to wait."
"I hate waiting."
"Me too."
"Yeah not gonna wait, let's go back upstairs." And before Nicole could protest Jordan left the room, "Hey is Leo mad at me?" Jordan asked when she saw Chris
"No, actually… well… I kind of made a wish and now he is all weird."
"Oh boy I'm afraid to ask anything else."
"I'm just gonna get some stuff ready so we can get Phoebe back to normal."
"You have fun with that."
"Hey so what is up with Leo?" Nicole asked as Jordan entered the room
"I have no clue, but you don't want to ask."
"So do you want to go see what is going on downstairs?"
"Yeah we got nothing better to do." They ran downstairs to find Piper and Leo asleep on the floor
"What happened?" Nicole asked
"I wished for Piper and Leo to have sex together, not to sleep together. You tricked me!" Chris shouted
"Please stop it with the sex talk and don't you go complaining about me saying sex because you are the one that keeps talking about it."
"You two sure are moody today." Phoebe said
"This is a mess. I've only got one more wish to sort this thing out, so if you don't mind..." Chris said holding up the bottle
"Oh, no, actually I do mind because Jinny could be here at any moment." Phoebe said
"You know what? I'll summon you when she does. I command you back into the bottle."
"When I get out this..." but Phoebe couldn't finish the sentence before she disappeared into the bottle
"So now what?" Jordan asked, but before Chris could say anything thieves came into the room and orbed them out
"Hey that was unfair!" Nicole shouted and the two ran back down the stairs, "Hey we missed all the good stuff."
"Not all of it look Chris and Paige are fighting."
"Do you think he is going to tell her?"
"Let's go find out." Nicole and Jordan ran up to them and hide behind the wall so they wouldn't been seen
"For Piper and Leo to sleep together." Chris said kind of nervous
"You! Oh my god, you are sick! What is wrong with you? You're disgusting!" Paige shouted
"No..." Jordan and Nicole laughed
"You are some creepy registered sex offender from the future."
"No, no, no..."
"Oh my god, you are so gross."
"I'm Piper and Leo's son."
"Pound it." Nicole said she held up a fist which Jordan hit with hers
"What?" Paige said a little confused
"They're my parents. I came back to save my family."
"You're serious."
"Yup." Nicole said and she and Jordan came out from behind the wall
"Now two people know this is so exciting."
"Look, I'm gonna orb over to Richard's, okay, and grab the bottle." Chris said
"No, you can't. He's, uh, he's crazy right now, he might hurt you, okay? I need to strip him of his powers. It's a whole thing." Paige answered
"Well, how's that gonna help?"
"Well, he's been corrupted by magic and if I don't strip him of his powers, I might not be able to save him. Who else knows about this?"
"About me? Just Phoebe as these two were lovely to point out before." Chris said pointing to Jordan and Nicole who waved
"Alright, you watch Jinny, I'm gonna go make this potion, okay?"
"Okay."
"And what are we going to do?" Nicole asked Chris after Paige left
"I don't know." Chris answered
"I wish we had a soccer ball." Jordan said
"But that would keep you guys entertained for about 5 minutes."
"So?"
"That's why you got the dog." Nicole pointed out
"Yeah, but he isn't here right now." Chris said
"I have an idea how about you teach me how to orb!" Jordan said
"No, I have to go figure out what to do with Piper and Leo, you are welcome to help me."
"Boy sounds like fun."
"Wish I could do that." Jordan whined watching Chris orb Leo and Piper onto the couch
"You will be able to." Chris said
"Yeah, but not till I'm like 14, cause you won't help me."
"Stop your complaining." They heard the doorbell ring
"I'll get it!" Jordan and Nicole shouted, they all ran towards the door, but it was Chris who opened it, Greg was standing at the door
"Aren't you supposed to be at work or something?" Chris asked
"I'm on a break. I came to surprise Piper." Greg said
"Oh. Little booty call, huh?"
"Chris!" Nicole shouted hitting him
"Is she here?" Greg asked ignoring their comments
"No, sorry, she's sleeping." Chris started to close the door but Greg stopped him
"I don't believe you."
"Okay, see for yourself."
"Follow me." Jordan said and lead him into the living room where Piper and Leo were asleep. Chris waved his hand causing Piper's head to fall closer to Leo's and Leo's hand fall on her shoulder. Nicole and Jordan tired not to laugh at what he did.
"Do you want me to tell her you stopped by?" Chris asked trying to be polite
"Uh, no, that won't be necessary" Greg said and left the house
"Nice one Chris." Nicole said
"Yes a very smooth move, I don't think we will be seeing him around as much." Jordan answered proudly at the work she saw before her, Chris smiled.
"Take me to the bottle." They all turned around to see Jinny with a fireball
"Girls will you please go upstairs." Chris said, the two didn't argue they were afraid of what could happen
"What do you think is going on?" Jordan asked
"I don't know, but I don't think anyone is in the house, well other then us and Piper and Leo."
"Think they are awake yet?"
"No, but let's go and check anyway." They ran down the stairs and into the living room
"Nope they are still in the same position as we last left them." Jordan said sitting down on the floor
"Well this sucks." Nicole joined Jordan on the ground
"Tell me about it."
"What are you two doing?" Chris asked orbing into the house with Phoebe
"Watching Leo and Piper sleep." Nicole said
"Why?"
"Because we have nothing better to do." They heard the grandfather clock chime
"They're not waking up. How come they're not waking up? And will you two get off the floor just in case they do get up."
"Would you relax?" Phoebe asked
"Yeah, stop being so uptight." Nicole said
"Relax? I'm sorry, did you say relax? Because I'm about to disappear, vanish forever, cease to exist." Chris said
"Oh my god, you're so dramatic."
"Hey look they are waking up." Jordan pointed out
"Hey, are you okay?" Phoebe asked, Piper quickly pulled away from Leo
"I think so. Wh-wh-what are you doing?" Piper asked confused
"Uh, I don't know, I swear. What's going on?" Leo asked also confused
"Arabic sleeping potion. Very strong, not good." Phoebe lied
"That's a good one." Nicole whispered to Jordan
"You mean Jinny did this?" Piper asked
"Who else?" Phoebe said
"Let's think about that…" Jordan whispered to Nicole who laughed
"Well, we've gotta stop her." Piper said
"We already did while you were sleeping. She's back in the bottle."
"See everything is all better." Jordan said out loud to everyone as Chris picked up the bottle handing it over to Leo.
"So that's it? It's all over?" Leo asked
"Pretty much. I mean, you still forgive me, right?" Chris asked a little worried
"Of course." Leo answered
"Good."
"I still wanna know why we all didn't die. What? I'm curious." Phoebe asked
"Wait you almost died?" Jordan asked
"See we always miss the good stuff." Nicole said to Jordan
"Oh, sure, you don't mind them knowing that they almost died but not that... Never mind." Chris said trying not to blow his cover
"What are you talking about?" Piper asked
"Jinny made a wish for the Charmed Ones to die and we almost did, but then we turned into ghosts and..." Phoebe answered
"Huh. So that wasn't a dream I had. I was floating over my body looking down at me and then, uh, you healed me."
"I did?" Leo said a little confused
"Yeah. I called to you when you were sleeping and somehow you must have heard me and you wouldn't let me go."
"Well, then that must be the reason why Phoebe and Paige's spirits didn't move on. See the wish was for all the Charmed Ones to die, so saving you must have saved them." Chris said everything made a lot more sense
"That was really sweet of you." Piper said
"Any time. So you wanna go with me to get Wyatt?"
"Sure." And the two orbed out
"Wait, wh... What about me?" Chris said
"I wouldn't give up. There may be hope for you yet." Phoebe said
