Smash Bros Melee: This means War!

Summary:Sequel to "The Third Place".Sony craves to avenge Nintendo and they actually have a threatening plan! But can our Smashers be bothered to save Nintendo when they have personal problems of their own? (Humour/yaoi/G&W drug weirdness)

D-Angel: Do you remember a while ago when an author called Dark Angel promised to post up the sequel to her rather successful 'Smash Bros Melee: In The Third Place?' . Well naturally that was me, and here it is. It's only taken me around a year to bother to post up the first chapter and boy a lot has happened. I've had my old fanfiction (dot) net account banned because of some little fucker, so naturally I lost all my stories (Including the prequel to this story :o). But never mind, I still live on and I will rebuild my huge archive of yaoi stories.

Kirby: Yey for Darky!

D-Angel: Anyways, here it is (finally). For the people that have not read the prequel, do not worry, it was a load of randomness and hardly made any sense, despite that it did have a storyline. This one does have a storyline though since somehow I've managed to develop my writing skills (Probably thanks to my LEGEND of an English teacher!). Yey me, I'm predicted an A in A/s English literature (Did the exam last week! Omg!).

Ahem, anyways, this story has been rated T, but will most likely rise to an M due to:

Strong language

Suggestive adult themes

Yaoiness (Naturally)

Mention of drugs and brothels

And a load of violence, as always

So yeah, that's all :P Read on and enjoy!

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It's been a year and bit since the Smash Bro crew thrashed Sony in the tournament. Now everyone has settled back down and used to their old routines. Now, open the book and read on…….

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Chapter 1: Bad news

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Dream Land: Kirby's Crib: The office room: 14:21pm: Friday 12th September 2003

" But it's so blatantly unfair!" Kirby grumbled with a cigar in his mouth as he again pointed angrily with his short pink hands at the advert in the magazine on the desk in front of him. He leaned back on his chair taking a huge drag of his cigar. Shigeru Miyamoto rolled his eyes as if it was typical of Kirby to complain over something like this.

" I mean, why does Crash Bandicoot get to have an advert where he is lying in bed with four, that's right, four nice looking ladies one happening to be my ex!"

" Well Kirby, this just shows that Sony are desperate," Mr. Miyamoto started to explain; he was sitting opposite Kirby on the other side of the desk. Kirby stubbed his cigar violently against the ashtray to the right of him

" Look Shigsy! Waves the magazine advert in Mr. Miyamoto's face Look, Crash has even got that sparkle in his teeth as he smiles smugly, you know, like they have on those corny toothpaste adverts."

Shigeru groaned, Kirby could really be a pain in the ass at times, like now.

" God, Kirby-san…"

" Hey, don't 'Kirby-san' me! This advert is a disgrace!"

" Kirby! It's only promoting the fact that Crash has gone multi-format," Mr. Miyamoto grumbled sounding very pissed off, he then calmed a little," That means he's now on X-Box, Game-Cube and Game-Boy advance."

Kirby slammed the magazine back down," So? Moving to the X-box is nothing to be proud of."

" Oh and look Kirby, notice how it says ' He's got to have them all' meaning for one that he has to have all the girls and for two…."

" For God's sake! Can I ask my question now?" Kirby asked with his teeth gritted. Mr. Miyamoto nodded and then leant back on his chair.

" Can I have an advert with loads of sexy girls round me? I mean, if Crash is allowed surely anyone else is," Kirby asked, his blue eyes widened sweetly and he gave Shigeru a huge smile.

" Sorry Kirby, but you are aimed at more of a kiddy audience," Mr. Miyamoto sighed, Kirby frowned yet again and stubbornly banged his small pink stubby hands against the desk.

" Man! You see, that's where everyone is going wrong especially my creator, Mr. Sakurai," Kirby bitterly hissed," If only I had an image like Conker had, you know, at least then I could reveal my true colours on my games."

Shigeru shook his head, he sighed to himself.

" Kirby, if you had an advert like Crash's then we will also be seen as desperate," Shigeru clarified, Kirby slowly started to turn red. You see, Kirby is like a chameleon; he changes colours depending on his mood or situation. Obviously he started to turn red because he was becoming angered.

" But, you fool, if I had an advert with loads of nice looking honeys advertising my new game then it will sell better!" Kirby protested," I'm not bothered that my new game doesn't have any ladies in it, well only slightly, but still people will buy it coz they'll think there's ladies in it right? And then they realize there's not, but they'll be brainwashed by the game by then so…."
" Hmm, not a bad idea Kirby," Mr. Miyamoto," But why tell me? You'd better tell your father."

Kirby was still red," Shigsy! Mr. Sakurai isn't my father! Just because he created me, it does not mean I'm his son!"

" Whatever," He replied he then climbed off the chair he was on," Anyway, I have a meeting with my son." Kirby looked confused and he turned back to his original pink colour; one eyebrow rose up and tilted his head sideways.

" Who's your son?" Kirby asked inquiringly.
" Mario of course."
Kirby slammed his head hard onto the desk.

The mushroom kingdom: The castle: 15:01pm

" Mama mia! I've gotta meet.a up with Mr. Miyamoto in.a half an hour!" Mario cried to himself as he searched for his flying cap. He then heard some giggling and other noises from the room next to him I including a few Waaahhh's.

" That stupid Wario," Mario hissed, Peach was still going out with that fat slob of a thing named Wario if you hadn't have already guessed. He wasn't the only one that was jealous though.

" I'm not loved!" Waluigi sniffed, he was sitting out in the courtyard he then saw Luigi and Daisy skipping out the castle hand in hand and giggling. He looked up and saw a few vines and had an idea shortly afterwards.

Yoshi was in his room doing some break dancing as he did every Friday at 3 o'clock, he was happy because he could now speak a basic vocabulary. Unfortunately a tennis ball had damaged his voice box a little so he would never be able to say certain words, another bad thing was that at times he pronounced his B's as W's and his P's as T's. As you can guess, we are going to have some fun whenever Yoshi speaks.

F-zero race center: Big Blue track: 15:43pm

Captain Falcon was smug; he had just come first in the semi-finals of the F-Zero champion cup. He was polishing his lovely little racing ship called ' Blue Falcon'.

" Hey you prick," Samurai Goroh greeted, pure bitterness was evident in his stupid voice," Heard a new racer will be joining us tomorrow."

" Laughs He or she will be no match for ' Da Master' like innit?" Falcon said trying to be a rude boy but failing miserably.

" Heard he's pretty good, maybe even better than you." Falcon laughed again, Samurai was freaked when Falcon did not stop laughing till after five minutes or so.

" Anyway, yes, I will be looking forward to meet this new boy," Falcon said," and I say boy because he is obviously not a man yet." Samurai shrugged his shoulders still feeling freaked he then turned to his own racing ship, it was pink and he called it the ' Fire Stingray' even though it only had this yellow flames on the pink tail end.

" Why the hell is your ship pink? You batty boy!" Falcon sneered, another ship then pulled up into the docking bay, it was yellow with a little purple on the windscreen. Falcon's grin widened as the door of the 'Spark Moon' opened, out stepped a young girl, her sleek brown hair was tied high up and sort of flowed down into bunches, a pair of pink love hearted goggles were round her head. She wore a very tight pink top and knee length red trousers, her pierced belly button was blatantly on show. On her hands she wore long love heart gloves, on her shoulders love hearted shoulder pads and on her feet, yep you guessed, yellow boots. He name was Princia Ramode, and at sixteen she was the youngest human member of the F-zero team. And yes, Falcon fancied her like fuck!

" Hey, Princia," Falcon smiled he leaned against his ship, but realized Samurai had moved it out the way so he fell straight back onto the ground. Princia laughed her head off and then check herself out in the reflection of Falcon's ship. Dr. Stewart then made his way over after getting out his yellow ship called the 'Golden Fox'. He was quite an old man, well to Falcon anyway, he also had an odd voice.

Falcon's phone then started to ring; he sat up and smoothly pulled out his phone and flipped the cover open.

" Hello, Captain Falcon speaking."

" Hey, it's Samus."
" Hey Sam, what's up? Wait lemme guess, Scott's dumped you and you want to go out with me again…"

" N…."
"Wait, give me a few moments to think on it… Ok, yeah, I may as well go out with you again."

" No! Listen you stupid bastard, Scott and I wonder if we can borrow your bounty hunting ship seeing as both of ours are in the repair shop?"
Falcon grumbled to himself then said in a sighing manner that they could borrow his bounty hunting ship. He clicked his phone shut. The F-zero team tried not to laughed.

" Shut up," Falcon snarled then walked off in a huff.

RPG Land: Marth and Roy's property: 16:02pm

Roy's sword clashed against Marth's sharp blade, he swished his brown auburnish hair from his bright blue eyes that were focused on the bluenette opposite him. Marth's mouth formed a small grin as he again dodged another one of Roy's sword attacks.

" Come on Roy, hit me with all you got!" Marth exclaimed raising his sword once again countering Roy's strike. Roy angrily cried out and sliced his sword vertically towards Marth. The blue haired prince swiftly stepped out the way off the attack and then slid behind the younger boy, he then swished his sword horizontal towards his neck. Roy froze as the blade pressed against his neck.

" Tch, If I was a baddie I would have killed you by now," Marth explained he pulled his cold blade away from Roy's neck and then slid it back into it's sheath. Roy sighed then adjusted his head crown; he starred into Marth's serious blue eyes then looked down with shame at the lush green grass.

" I should just give up fighting," Roy whispered," I'm useless." Marth gasped then grabbed hold of the nineteen year old's gloved hand.

" You're far from useless Roy, everyone has their off days," Marth explained softly caressing the brunettes hand. Roy sniffed a little trying not to cry, he then leaned back onto Marth and starred at the masses of trees and meadows that were in front of them. Roy then pulled away swiftly and got into his fighting pose.

" That's the spirit Roy!" Marth smiled he rotated and went into his fighting pose, Roy started to spin his blade with both his hands as the rhythm increased a fire like glow started to shine from his sword. Marth pulled his blade out quickly as Roy unleashed his attack, he quickly deflected the fireballs that Roy had let loose, the brunette screamed and leapt out the way as the fireballs came hurtling back in his direction. Back on his feet he ran over to Marth swinging his sword forward dramatically, the blunette dodged the first slash but Roy's leg smartly slipped round Marth's causing him to fall onto the bluenette instantly pinning him down on the soft grass.

" Impressive," Marth managed to say as Roy's body mass pinned him, Roy placed his sword down and then softly pressed his lips against Marth's. The bluenette grinned then also let go of his sword as Roy went in for another kiss.

The Third Place: Bandicoot land: Crash's pad: 10:21am: Saturday 13th September

" Shut up," Crash hissed he banged his fists hard against the desk he then silently hissed in pain because what he had done had hurt him.

" Believe it or not Crash!" His creator snarled," You're a failure! The only way you'll become popular again is if Nintendo was to die!" Crash's frown then formed into a grin.

" If Nintendo was to die, ey?" The Bandicoot smiled.

" Not to mention Microsoft's X-Box," His creator added," Man those bastards are selling better than our company at the moment."

" Hmmm, if we were to kill X-Box and all Nintendo consoles then…. Then I will be famous! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!"

" The launch of PS3 should do the trick."

" No! Rumor had it that Nintendo are planning to release their new console shortly after ours meaning that they could easily kill us with their next console! We must act now!" And so both Crash and his creator started to laugh, then they sat there in silence.

" So, what do we do?" Crash questioned, his creator shrugged his shoulders.

Back in Nintendo World : DK Island: 11:01am

" This is the life!" Donkey Kong sighed laying back on a sun chair near the ocean. Ever since the release of his album he had become even more popular than what he was before. However he had no luck with ladies yet, unlike Diddy who was dating Tiny Kong, and even Lanky Kong was dating Trixie, and Chunky was dating Dixie. DK then started to cry when he realized he needed a woman.

" sobs I'm soooo lonely," DK wailed he watched as all the Kong's swam in the ocean all having a great time with their lovers. He shuddered as Cranky started to make out with Candy Kong.

" That's it," DK huffed," I'm going to see me mate Bowser."

The streets of Nintendo: 11:23am

" Da da daaahhh!" Mr. Game and Watch exclaimed after doing a weird freaky dance to his own theme music. Ever since he had failed the rehab sessions Dr. Mario had given him he had become homeless and poor. The only way he could now make money was to busk since he did not have enough money to buy and sell drugs. The children that had watched him dance ran away crying. He cursed and then looked at the things that were in his busking bucket, a crisp packet, a few pennies, even some job offers.
" Damn, I need drugs," Game and Watch hissed aloud," There must be a way I can get drugs without getting a proper job."

" Hey bob, I know just the way," A man in the alley behind him whispered. Mr. G and W grinned and quickly shuffled into the alley.

" Come back here at 9 tonight and then I can hopefully help you out."

Mr. G and W nodded then pulled out his notebook and wrote down what time he had to meet the dodgy looking man.

" Thanks mac!" Mr. G&W exclaimed.

" The name's Fred."

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D-Angel: Well how's that for strange? A lot more to come :P Trust me. Please review and wait patiently for the next chapter! See ya later!

D-Angel-

02/06/05