Smash Bros Melee: This means War!

Summary:Sequel to "The Third Place".Sony craves to avenge Nintendo and they actually have a threatening plan! But can our Smashers be bothered to save Nintendo when they have personal problems of their own? (Humour/yaoi/G&W drug weirdness)

D-Angel:Well, here's another chapter for you guys! Not much else for me to say apart from thanks to Roy-Marth, who was the only person that reviewed chapter 1 :).
Warnings? A little bit of violence, yaoiness, drug usage…. The usual, so enjoy!

oooooooooooo

oooooooooooo

Chapter 2: New faces

oooooooooooo

Happy Bunny Burgers: 17:23pm: 13/09/03

Kirby sat at one of the tables with Mewtwo, Ness and Pikachu. Pikachu had just come back from exploring the Pokemon world with Ash.

" I've always wondered, is Ash's full name Ashley?" Kirby asked munching on his bunny bacon double cheeseburger with extra-added bacon. Pikachu shook his head.

" Na, don't think so, all I know is that they call him something completely different in the Japanese series," Pikachu explained. Someone then burst into the burger bar, Kirby immediately stood to his feet.

" What's Crash doing here?" Pikachu asked.

" God you dumb ass rodent, what do you think we are? Physic?" Mewtwo and Ness exclaimed at the exact same time, they then looked at each other then back at Pikachu and felt extremely stupid. Kirby marched over Crash who was with Coco, Dr. Neo Cortex, that Polar bear dude and that young Tiger who I think is called Pura.

" Hey man, you have a lot of guts to show up in Nintendo World," Kirby hissed.

Immediately the whole Crash Team crew erupted with laughter, Kirby hated being mocked.

" Oh my God! This little pip squeak is insulting us!" Pura laughed he towered over Kirby proudly. Kirby started to turn red then pulled out his hammer and smacked it round Pura's head, the tiger went flying out the restaurant. The Nintendo folks all went 'Ohhhhhh'.

" That was my tiger! You son of a…" Coco yelled but was cut off by Ness's baseball bat crashing against her skull. Nintendo folks then went ' Ahhhhh'.

" Whoah! You stupid twat!" Crash growled he then pulled out a huge laser gun that Dr. Neo Cortex had built especially for him. He was about to fire it when he realized he had no idea on how to use it. Dr. Neo Cortex came to the side of him and explained how as Kirby leant against the table yawning. Then the laser gun was fired against one of the chairs, the chair turned into a boring realistic looking PS2 character.

" Ha! I am now called Mr. Sat! Haaa haa? Get it? Get it?" The chair said who was now not a chair obviously.

" We plan to change all you famous Nintendo characters into Sony ones! That way we will become famous and Nintendo will die!" Polar coldly snarled.

" Yeah, starting with you! Kirby!" Crash grinned manically aiming the gun at Kirby.

" Nooooo!" Kirby wailed, an innocent citizen jumped in front of the beam and perished into nothing.

" What?" Kirby said with confusion.

" Oh yeah, if someone who gets hit by the beam is seen as unable to help Sony they will disappear into thin air, we plan to hit every single Nintendo folk with this gun!" Crash said smugly, but then the gun started to make odd noises. Mewtwo had accidentally spilt a cup of coca cola on the gun.

" Curse you!" Dr. Neo Cortex grumbled, the Crash team quickly scurried off.

" Man we gotta warn Mr. Miyamoto!" Ness cried.

Nintendo HQ: 18:21pm

" Sir, Kirby, Ness, Mewtwo and Pikachu from the Smash bros team are all here to see you," Mrs. Amaya explained, she was Miyamoto's secretary and Kirby fancied her. As the four Smashers walked past her Kirby slapped her butt causing her to jump, he then flashed her a smile and winked at her. Shigeru rolled his eyes and wondered why the hell he had allowed Kirby to joined Nintendo.

" So, what brings you here?"

" It's about Sony! They plan to kill us!" Ness wailed as all four of them sat down.

" I know Sony are trying to kill us," Mr. Miyamoto explained he took a sip off the glass of water resting on his desk. Kirby and the others all gasped.

" You know?"

" Obviously, they think that they'll kill us when they release the PS3 but they are sooo wrong!" Miyamoto explained placing the glass of water back down," With our next console being released a year or so after their's they'll be in for a big surprise! Mwahahahahahahahaaa!"

" No Shigsy! They plan to kill us by making us all join Sony using a laser gun!" Pikachu cried out. Mr. Miyamoto started to laugh a little.

" Excuse me while I turn around and laugh aloud," He said, he spun around on his chair and burst into fits of laughter causing the Smash Bros members to frown. Kirby turned bright red.

" You God damn bastard! They're trying to kill us!" Kirby roared he jumped off his chair, he then turned pink once again," And if you don't believe us then fine, but don't say we didn't warn you." The smashers quickly hurried out the office as Shigeru called for security. Kirby slapped the secretary's butt once again as he left.

Smash Bros Melee Arena: 20:02pm

'Back to life' (however do you want me) music is played as Kirby strolled into the 'Fountain of Dreams' arena

" Hiii!" Kirby taunted as he stood opposite his opponent, Bowser.

" Kirby Vs. Bowser on a five stock match!" The commentator announced from his box. The whole crowd cheered and whooped.

" Three, two, one… Potatoes!" Kirby who was about to launch his attack looked up at the commentator.

" Ha ha! False alarm," The Commentator, say called Kevin." Ok, three, two, one…. Carrots! Haa haa!"

" Stop fucking around and start the fight!" One member of the audience growled out holding a shotgun up to the box, Kevin gulped.

" Ok, three, two, one… Go!"

Ness and Mewtwo cheered loudly for their mate Kirby as he canned Bowser. Soon after a few minutes Kirby had won the match the whole crowd was cheering like crazy.

" Thanks! Yeah I know I rule," Kirby said taking in all the praise, he then walked off the stage after doing some break-dancing. He walked along the backstage corridors towards his changing room with the press walking after him and his bodyguards walking besides him.

" Kirby? Being so small and pink, how do you fight so well?" One of the reporters asked literally shoving the mike into his face. He made stood outside his room.

" It's all about skill!" Kirby grinned before walking into his changing room, he sighed and then made his way over to his dressing table he was curious when he noticed a not stuck to the mirror. He gasped at what it read.

' You'd better watch your back pink marshmallow (if you actually have one), we'll get your friends and family first you wait and see!'

Kirby shivered then showed the note to his bodyguards.

" Don't worry Kirby, it's probably some stupid person playing a stupid trick," John the bodyguard said trying to cheer Kirby up.

" I hope so," Kirby replied quietly, he was turning slightly paler indicating that he was scared.

Samus's Dressing room: 20:29pm

" Of course Scotty baby, I'll remember the champagne," Samus said as she spoke to her boyfriend, Scott, on her mobile phone. She hung up and then placed her phone down. A sharp rapping at the door caused her to let out an irritated sigh. She opened the door and surprise, surprise there was Captain Falcon.

" Hey Sam."

" What do you want?" Samus asked immediately, she pressed a button on her helmet and her face was revealed.

" Whoah!" Falcon gasped," You've dyed your hair back to blonde!" Surely enough Samus has reverted back to her original hair colour, it suited her soft tanned skin perfectly and really set of her bright green eyes.

" Gee you think?" Samus replied back in an evident sarcastic manner. Falcon grumbled something about 'sarcastic' and 'women with spacesuits'.

" Anyway, Samus I was wondering if I could ask your of a favour?"

" If it has anything to do with 'borrowing' my plasma cannon you can forget it!"

" Oh no, I need tips," Falcon explained. Samus's eyes narrowed she looked at him with suspicion as he walked in and closed the door.

" There's this girl…" Falcon started but Samus almost immediately interrupted him.

" Is this girl Princia Ramode by any chance?"

" Yeah," Falcon asked puzzled," How did you guess?"

" Well that 'I love Princia Ramode' badge on your jacket kind of gives it away," Samus explained. Falcon looked down at the badge and went bright red before ripping it off.

" Well anyway, just play it cool round her," Samus explained," I mean, don't drool over her like you did to me." She looked up and saw Falcon scribbling some things into his notebook.

" No drooling," Falcon repeated," Got ya." He walked towards the door.

" Falcon?" Samus asked Falcon spun around.

" Yes?"
A look of hesitation appeared on her face," Erm… Don't do anything stupid." Falcon nodded realizing that she was meant to say something else completely. He left the room leaving Samus confused with the feelings she had for him.

The alley on the streets of Nintendo: 21:03pm

Mr. G&W quickly rushed into the alley and was glad to see that Fred was standing there waiting for him. He was even gladder when he realized Fred was smoking a mysterious substance.

" Hey bleep dude, fancy making some good money then?" He asked, Mr. G&W nodded frantically.

" Hell yeah! I need the money for drugs," G&W explained, he then had a mild seizure and cursed the withdrawal symptoms he was experiencing.

" Well, I think you're up for this job then," The man explained leading Mr. G&W into a small building round the back of the alley. The Nintendo character glanced around the room and was amazed, there were many people playing cards, smoking and drinking alcohol, plus to Mr. G&W's happiness there were many sluttish looking ladies.

" So… How about becoming a Pimp?"

" Hell yeah!" Mr. G&W smiled," When do I start?"

RPG Land: Marth's and Roy's Property: 10:21am: Sunday 14th September

'Everybody dance now!' Were the words that blasted out off Marth's and Roy's stereo as they did their morning warm ups.

" one, two and one, two, three… And right punch punch!" Marth said aloud as they worked out together.

Shortly after they had finished their daily aerobic session they decided to chill outside. Both boys lay sprawled on the soft luxuriant green grass; Roy was leaning on Marth, his fingers lazily stroking Marth's blue hair. The scene was enough to even make Juliet puke.

" Long time no see," A voice then interrupted the cute little sight. Marth's blue eyes looked up and met another pair of wide blue eyes. The person that stood in front of them had a slim but yet muscular physique strands of his emerald green hair dripped in front of his attractive face. A golden head crown was placed round his head, like both Marth and Roy he was wearing a cape though his was green on the outside but black on the other, he also wore a pair of black trousers, long black boots with silver buckles, he wore a green, red and black jacket and finally had black shoulder armor with swirly patterns made out of gold. An impressive looking blade was attached to his black and silver belt.

" Kosho?" Marth stuttered, the green haired boy nodded in reply grinning sweetly at both boys. The both stood up and examined Kosho with more care.

" My eyes are deceiving me!" Roy gasped.

" I don't think so Roy, I'm here and definitely not dead," Kosho said his grin widened.

11:31am

After a cup of tea and some crumpets Kosho had just about explained what he was doing here. Now obviously you readers are oblivious to whom Kosho actually is so I will explain, with the use of a flashback…

Flashback: three years ago

Marth, who was at the time eighteen and Roy who was sixteen were adventuring through the lands of many kingdoms; this Kingdom they were trekking through at the time of this flashback happened to be called Hamada.

" Are we there yet?" Roy nagged as they trudged through the boring forests.

" No," Marth snapped back, he had now known Roy for four months now and was getting a little pissed off with Roy's persistent annoyance.

" Are we there yet?"

" No."

" Are we there yet?"

" Roy? Does it look like we've reached the Holy town of Hamada yet?" Roy shook his head and then slumped down onto the nearest rock.

" I'm cold, hungry and I want a hug!" Roy wept tears flowed from his big blue eyes, Marth sighed and then joined Roy giving him a hug. Something then caused Marth to pull away, a noise had made him alert. His eyes widened as a young teenage boy came scampering up to them, fear and terror were evident in his eyes.

" Run, or they'll get you too," The boy exclaimed. Marth immediately drew his blade, which was named Falchion. The green haired boy spun around and drew his blade. Four nasty looking soldiers came charging up to them.

" Hand over the boy, or face an agonizing death!" One of the soldiers hissed. Obviously Marth and Roy did not hand over the boy and killed all the soldiers, they were very impressed with the younger boys fighting skills.

The boy let out a huge sigh then ran his fingers through his mop of green hair.

" Hey kid? What's your name and why are you being hunted?"

" The name's Kosho Hamada, I'm Prince of this very land," He explained in a deep but gentle voice," Our Kingdoms become under attack by Dolua…."

" Dolua you say?" Marth repeated, many flashbacks flashed through his mind like a camera with a flash with a man flashing as he takes the photo. Kosho nodded in a solemn manner.

" They've forced our people into exile! Though I refuse to hand them my blade, the blade of justice."

" Blade of Justice ey?"

" Hey, does he always repeat what people tell him?" Kosho then asked Roy, the brunette nodded back almost in shame.

Well, a while later all three boys had settled down in an empty clearing of the forest. A tent was pitched in the middle of the camp and they all sat round a bright burning campfire.

" So kid how old are you?" Marth questioned.

" I'm thirteen," Kosho explained adjusting his head crown," What about yourself Marth?"

" Eighteen, Roy's sixteen."

" You two are very kind," Kosho grinned," Out of pure curiosity, are you two… dating?"

Roy immediately spat out the water he was drinking; a look of shock was also pasted on Marth's face.

" Goodness no! Roy and I are only good friends."

" Shame, you would make a cute couple. Well I may as well spill that I'm gay, it'll help avoid any surprises to happen later on."

Marth and Roy looked at each other shocked with the teenager's forwardness.

" What are your sexual preferences? I hope I'm not asking a too personal question but it would be nice to know seeing as I have told you mine."

" Straight," Marth and Roy blurted out in unity.

" Meaning we love women, not men!" Marth added.

" Whatever you say," Kosho replied sounding as if he didn't really believe Marth or Roy.

Well cutting a long story short, Kosho joined their adventuring but unfortunately was captured by a group of soldiers when he was fourteen. Both Marth and Roy presumed that he was dead after they attempted to rescue him but failed.

End Flashback

" So, you only escaped three months ago?" Marth repeated sipping on his tea.

" Yes, the things they did to me were terrible! I'd rather not speak of them," Kosho explained he then flicked some of his green hair from his face.

" And you obviously came here to see us and also you say you want to join the Smash Bro crew," Roy then said.

Kosho nodded a grin then spread across his face as he said," So… You and Marth ey?"

Marth blushed as well as Roy, Kosho's smirk widened.

" It sort of happened in the Third Place, man that place can really change someone," Marth explained he recalled on the events that had happened in the Third Place.

" I knew you were lying to me when you said that you were both straight."

" Annnyyway!" Roy said interrupting the horrible tension," How old are you now Kosho? Fifteen is it?"

" No, sixteen," Kosho explained at that precise moment he started to rub his foot against Roy's leg. However, Roy thought that Marth was doing the rubbing so therefore he was not complaining.

" You must be nineteen Roy, and you Marth are twenty-one, if I am correct." Both boys nodded in reply, Marth jumped a little when a foot started to stroke his leg. He glanced at the look on Kosho's face and immediately guessed that the green haired teenager was trying to seduce him. But, little did he know that it was Roy that was stroking his leg! The pissed off Marth kicked Kosho in the shin, Roy was surprised when Kosho cried out in pain. The whole rubbing thing then ceased.

" Ow, Marth what tempted you to kick me in the shin?" Kosho cried gripping his leg.

" You damn well know why!"
Ah shit, he must have seen me rubbing Roy's leg, looks like I'll have to take a more imperceptible approach Kosho sighed to himself in thought.

" Marth? Why did you kick Kosho? I was enjoying…"

" Enjoying what?" Marth overlapped.

" You know."

" What?"

" Huh?"

" Ah hem, guys I was wondering…. Is it ok if I stay here?"

oooooooooooo

D-Angel: It just gets weirder and weirder, though there is actually a plotline somewhere in there. Next chapter, the auditions for new Smashers takes place, and other events occur though I can't remember what they are. Hope you liked anyways, please review and wait patiently for the next chapter.

See ya!

D-Angel-

26/06/05