Chapter One: Escape

Disclaimer: Kim Possible belongs to me in no way whatsoever.


The newspaper in Shego's naked hands burned to a crisp as the go-team green flame of her hands initiated. She opened up her palms to let the black ashes fall to ground before pushing herself up from the bench she once resided on.

It had already been around two weeks since that stupid cheerleader; Kim Possible and her dopey sidekick had last defeated Shego and Drakken. Dr. D's latest scheme had seemed so full proof at the time. He had actually planned it out, instead of just making it up as he went along.

"Like always." She commented to herself, not caring if anyone heard or not.

It seemed pretty foolproof at the time. But alas, that pesky teenager had foiled it! Like all Drakken's plans… When Shego had tried to piece it together, it had all come out as being the 'weirdest slumber party the world has ever known'. The pieces of the puzzle didn't even fit together. Bueno Nacho. Tiny Diablos. Mr. Dr. Possible's Hephaestus Project. A synthodrone boyfriend.

Yes, It was all very confusing to her, or anyone else who looked at it for that matter.

All thoughts of that failure were pushed aside as she let the power of her green flamed energy light her hands again. She was breaking out! Knowing Drakken, he probably had another take-over-the-world plan already thought up. But this new and improved Drakken could very well prove that theory wrong. He had been working ages on the last plan, and it had, quite frankly, had 'actually working' potential.

But whether or not he had a plan yet, she was bored, and needed to get out of here. So, with a quick swipe of her clawed fist, the barred door that once stood in her way, fell to the ground in a flaming heap of metal.

She growled, wondering why they made it so easy to break out, and made her way down the hall in search of Drakken's cell. The small clatter of her jail boots sounded like a nail on a chalkboard to her, and she quickly decided that she should get her clothes before finding Dr. Drakken.

It didn't take long before the prison guards on the night shift realized she had broken out. They came running in all directions, clubs, just in case she was hard to take down, safely tucked away in their pockets. There was about four in all.

Shego couldn't help but roll her eyes; these police folk never seemed to learn. Shego wasn't one to be taken down so easily. Like Kim Possible, this green skinned woman new her martial arts.

So with a quick kick to her right, she managed to catch the stomach of an unsuspecting officer, sending his sailing across the room and crashing into a stone wall. All attention was drawn to the fallen officer, but once it was confirmed he was out cold, she was once again under the spotlight.

Another guard attacked her, grabbing her and pulling her arms behind her back. She just let out a small chuckle, as though to say that was a pathetic attempt, and used her feet to kick off the ground and flip around in his arms. Once she was upside down, her foot came down and hit him square on the head. He loosened his grip on her and she pulled away, sending one last calculated kick into his chest.

He also flew back, and just like the previous guard, this guy was now unconscious.

She snorted as the last two guards charged her at the same time. The first guard tried to grab onto her arms like the last one, but she easily flipped out of his reach, kicking him in the head at the same time. He managed to keep his footing however.

The next guard tried to grab her from behind but she swung around and hit him hard in the face. Strangely enough, he went flying right into the cell she had earlier occupied. Now that he was down for the count also, she had one more guard to take care of.

Noticing what a threat she truly was, this guard didn't hesitate to use the club stashed away in his pocket. So he slashed it towards her in an attempt to knock her down, but a perfectly executed backwards handspring was all it took to dodge the attack.

As soon as she was back on her feet she lashed a flaming hand out at his head. But by some miracle, he dodged it, and swung the short bat once more. Deciding not to evade it this time, she caught it in a clawed hand. Her palms lit up again, causing the object in her gasp to disappear under the power of the green flame.

The guard's eyes widened and he threw his steaming weapon in the other direction. A smirk overcame Shego's green features and she grabbed the scruff of his clothed neck. She pulled him towards her and glared at him menacingly.

"Now," She whispered, activating her other hand and holding it up to his head, "Where do you keep the criminal's original clothes?"

Before he could answer, she threw him down to the ground where he landed with a thud. She brought her hand up to her face and flicked the hair that was sitting on her shoulders away. She then placed her hands firmly on her hips.

"Lead the way!" She commanded as the guard slowly got to his unstable feet.

The man nodded, scared out of his wits as her hands once again obtained that familiar green flame. He calmly started to walk, the black haired beauty trailing behind him as her hips swayed in their usual fashion. It didn't take long before they reached a grey door labelled 'confiscated'.

Without warning, Shego slowly pushed the door open and walked into the room. Items of unbelievable destruction lay on the many shelves occupying the room. Shego paid no mind to them, however, as she searched for her's and Dr. D's uniforms.

She finally found them in the far corner of the room. Her usual black and green jumpsuit lay there, along with the new diamond covered business suit Drakken had bought during their ownership over Bueno Nacho, which had been undoubtedly given back to the previous management by now.

Taking a quick look around, and finding no one was watching, she slipped out of her orange jail uniform and back into her usual clothes. In a flash, she had grabbed Drakken's clothes and already made it to the door.

As she exited the room, she noticed the guard sneaking away, so to avoid any more trouble, she jumped from her spot on the floor and kicked him hand in the back of the neck. He fell forward, and landed unconscious on the cold, concrete floor.

She let another smirk appear on her face as she watched him fall, invisible enjoyment and satisfaction flickering in her emerald eyes. She swung around and started to tread down the prison halls. The clatter of her usual boots was music to her ears as she melted into the warmth of her traditional uniform. It was good to finally get out of here.

Drakken's cell only took a few minutes to find. When she did, she spotted him sleeping on the bench in the far corner. She growled, realizing she had to wake up her employer, and reached out to tap the bars holding him in. After a minute or two of constant hammering, she just took the easy way out and punched a flaming hand through the metal constraints.

The sound of metal hitting concrete reached the doctors ears and he instantly awoke. He let out a wail of surprise and started to scan the area around him. It didn't take long before his eyes met Shego's. He jumped right from his spot on the bench all the way over to Shego, throwing the blanket that once covered his body away as he went.

Seeing the bundle of light blue clothes in Shego's clawed fists, he smiled, and happily took them from her. His assistant turned around and leaned against the wall next to the broken bars and waited for him to change.

Once he was done, he exited through the hole she had made to stand next to her.

"Shego!" He exclaimed, greeting her in his usual way. "What took you so long?"

Shego rolled her eyes, "Well sorry for breaking you out of jail." She answered dryly, brushing a few strands of hair out of her eyes.

"We're not out yet," He grumbled, referring to the fact that they were still standing in the jail corridor.

She growled, lifting up a fist and pointing it at the wall. A ball of green fire sprung from her hand as she fired, colliding with the concrete and leaving a gaping hole in their wake. Nothing but darkness lay beyond those walls.

Shego turned back to Doctor Drakken and pointed towards the wall, "Dr. D," She began, clicking her tongue in between the sentence, "Lets go!"

Her employer grumbled again before making his way over to the gaping hole through the wall. He swung around, waiting for Shego to follow him. Once she was standing next to him, they began to head towards the city. They walked in silence.

"So Doc," Shego finally said, breaking the soundless barriers that once surrounded them, "What's the plan this time?"

"What makes you think I have a plan?" He asked her, shifting his head in her direction slightly.

Shego sighed and raised a gloved hand to her hip. She stopped walking and waited for Drakken to stop also. Once he did, she answered him, "Don't you always?"

Drakken groaned, realizing she was right. Even though his plans were never a success, he sure had a lot of ideas, no matter how farfetched. And it was true, he had thought of a plan, but it was different than the last. He wasn't planning on taking over the world like last time, no; he needed to get rid of Kim Possible and her Buffoonish sidekick first. What he had realized in his last failure was that they were both a threat, especially together.

Why he hadn't figured that out sooner was beyond him, but he hadn't, and that was the point. His new plan would get them both out of the picture. With that thought coursing through his mind, a saying caught the edges of his conscience, and he couldn't help but quote…

"Two birds with one stone."

Shego's black brows rose in confusion at his words, to her it was random, but then again, she hadn't been in Drakken's head when those words came to him. Even if she had been able to read minds, she still would have wondered why he had said it out loud. To any onlooker, it seemed as though he was talking to himself, which he probably was.

"You alright there, Doc?" She asked, not meaning to sound concerned.

"What?" He questioned, coming out of the stupor thoughts that his latest scheme had put him in. Realizing he had spaced out there, he quickly came to the defence, "Of course I am!"

Shego's arms crossed over her chest and scowled, finding him being rude. She let out a soft laugh, last time that had happened, dear old Doctor Drakken had found himself sailing through the air like a rag doll. She turned slowly and began to walk again, not caring if Doctor D was following or not.

"Whatever." She mumbled as he came back to walking next to her again.

"So do you have a plan or what?" She growled out, annoyed that she hadn't been answered yet.

"Oh course I do!" He yelled, a little too loud for Shego's tastes.

"Good," She began, unintentionally quickening the pace of her walking, "So what is it?"

"To get rid of Kim Possible and her buffoonish sidekick!" He exclaimed, a fist pumping the air above him as he did.

"And how do you suppose we do that, Einstein?" She asked him, her traditional hint of mockery wedged into her sentence.

"Oh you'll know sooner or later Shego. But first…" Drakken was the one to stop walking this time. Shego, confused at this action, stopped also. Once she was facing him, he continued, "Find out all you can about Ron Stoppable!"

"What! Why?" She asked him with an intrigued tone.

He ignored her, and started walking again.

Shego just stared at his back, wondering why he needed information of the sidekick. What use could the boy possibly have? Apparently Drakken's genius streak had come to an end after the Diablo plan, he could very well be going back to his usual self, with all those half brained schemes she had come so accustomed to.. Or maybe not, at the beginning of his last plan, it had all seemed incredibly mixed up and jumbled. Maybe that was just Drakken's way of doing things. Or the way they all appeared…

But whether he was going back to his usual, lack-witted self, or continuing the role of the Drakken genius, this was going to be interesting.


To be continued…


Posted June 11 2005 – 2204 words

Heh… Seems I started a new story, only of the Kim Possible variety.

Since I now have two stories going at the same time, I've decided to update one and then work on the other. So basically, since I just updated this story, I'm hoping to update 'Unexpected Majin' before I do this one again. But that might change since it is so much easier to write chapters for this story than the other one. So there's my plan, work on one, then the other.

And to my 'Unexpected Majin' readers: Sorry chapter 15 is taking so long to get out, but I had a History study due that I was behind on, and absolutely had to concentrate solely on it. I have a few scenes done so it'll be up soon! Hopefully…

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Thank you!