This is the news for the KND and for the globe...i just figured it would be like this...cowritten with Numbuh3n4ever -
Operation NEWS

Numbahs

Eat

While

Showing news

A newscast thinga-ma-bobber by Numbuh3!x9999999999999 n Numbuh4!x999999999999999

Numbah 4: This is numbah 4 of the KND here in the news at 13:00 o'clock.The news here s that stickybeard is at it again...but instead of gum he is using...uuuhhhhhhhhh...what is he using numbah 3?

Numbah 3 i dunno! C: aww! your new tamagotchi is sooo cute! i can't believe yuor parents got yuo want! i want one too! like every one does! well at least all the girls do... lol hehe C: oh stickybeard right! ok wah?

Numbah 4: YOU CRUDDY GIRL! CAn'T YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING! I THINK YOU HAVE ADD!

Numbah 3 i do not have DDR:C woo a butterfly! wooo a pretty flower! wooo!

Numbah 4: Not DDR! ADD! Attensional Defisit Disorder! That is all I remember about school! So what is the weather numbah 5?

Numbah 5: well as ya'll can see its pouring like crazy! and numbah 5 means crazee! ya'll wanna stay inside...back to you numbah 4

Numbah 4: thaks numbah 5...now to sports with numbah 1!

Numbah 1: the winning team of the SUpahbowl is...

Numbah 4: Thanks numbah 1...now moving on...oh and i would like to say thanks to numbah 2 for doing the lights:)

Numbah 2:thanks...just ignore me and get the show moving...we have to do this again at 25:00 o'clock...so lets make like a banana and split or take less time...

Numbah 4:ooooooooookkkk...

Numbah 1: i didn't say who won the supahbowl!1!

Numbah 4: WHO GIVES A CRAP!

Numbah 1: i do!

Numbah 3:ME TOO!

Numbah 4: You don't know what this is about! ok numbah 1...just say the teams name and that is all...

Numbah 1: packers

Numbah 3 yay!x999999 woot i knew they'd win! C: good thing i bet on them!

Numbah 4: YOU GAMBLE! THAT IS ILLEGAL FOR SOMEONE YOUR AGE!

NUMBAH 5: why is numbah 5 being ignored so much!

nUMBAH 4: BECAUSE YUU SAID EVERYTHING U CAN!

Numbah 5: oooooohhhhhhh...

Numbah 3 ok im back! ok who ordered the nachos?

Numbah 4: NACHOS?

Numbah 2: oh i did!

Numbah 5: hey what about numbah 5?

Numbah 3: ohh i got your caramel cannons

Numbah 4: whatdya get me?

Numbah 3: oh i didn't think you would want anything...

Numbah 1: where're my burritos?

Numbah 3: right here!

Numbah 86: woo got my milkshake?

Numbah 362: how about my fries?

Numbah 23: woo got my hamburger?

Numbah 4: what the? where're you people coming from?

Numbah 42: my nachos?

Numbah 56: my cheese burger?

Numbah 76: my biscuits?

Numbah 195: my sundae?

Numbah 264: my salad?

Numbah 4: To all of you still watching... this has been the 13:00 o'clock news...good niAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Numbahs: where did our food go?

(all glare at other numbahs)

Numbahs cry in unison: get the food!

(P.S. Numbah 4 is standing in the middle of this)

Numbah 4: Holy shit...:(

beeeeeeeeeeeppppppp this scene has been blocked from veiwing for adult content

(return to scene)

Numbah 2: all right people lets get ready for the 25:00 o'clock show.

Numbah 4: I ain't gonna live to tell the tale...

(Screen turns black but still hear screaming)

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