Chapter Two, Kurama.
"I'm not going to wear a red Tux!" said Yusuke.
"It's the only other one I have and I know you don't have any!" said Kurama.
"So what if I'm a starving radio DJ!" said Yusuke.
"So," said Kurama sighing. "You have to wear the Tux."
"Fine," said Yusuke and he disappeared into Kurama's bathroom and came out in the Tuxedo suit.
"Starving radio DJ?" said Hiei. "I thought you had a job as a waiter."
"Not now," said Yusuke.
"The guests are going to be here in twenty minutes help me put out the snacks," said Kurama.
"The Kitchen smells like funky-town," said Yusuke, walking out and holding his nose. "What's cooking?"
"Stuff," said Kurama. "And it smells good."
"I've never had stuff before," said Hiei, opening the pickle jar. "I wonder what it tastes like."
"Fine, it's escargot and some pate," said Kurama, bringing out a bowl of baguette slices and butter.
"Eeww!" said Yusuke. "Isn't that snails?"
"And caviar too," said Kurama, not hearing him.
"They're here," said Hiei as the doorbell rang.
"Okay you guys don't embarrass me," said Kurama, running to the door and opening it. "Put on some music."
"How about we listen to my music," said Hiei running over to the record player. "I wrote it myself."
"No!" said Yusuke. "How about this." Yusuke put on a record that looked interesting but ended up being chill out.
All of Kurama's friends had short black hair and square black glasses.
"Guys," said Kurama. "I'd like to introduce you to my friends Hiei and Yusuke."
"Hi," said the friends.
The doorbell rang again. Kurama ran to answer it. About five girls came in.
"Hey Shuichi," they all said.
Kurama pointed to Yusuke and Hiei and introduced them.
After that Kurama's party started to go downhill. Hiei ate all the pickles, so Kurama had to serve dinner early and Yusuke and Hiei got a hold of the DVD player and watched really loud action movies for the rest of the evening.
"Yes and I ran out and stopped the car from hitting the dog," said Kurama to one of the girls.
"No you didn't," said Yusuke over the action movie. "You got hit by the car and had to go to hospital."
"Oh yeah," said Kurama, blushing and looking at his fingernails.
The girl did a loud sniff and walked over to talked to someone else.
After the party Kurama was very angry:
"Hiei you just had to eat all the snacks so I had to serve dinner early which tasted terrible! And Yusuke! YOU had to play those movies really loud! AND embarrassed me in front of all my friends!" Kurama was waving his arms around.
"Fine then," said Hiei. "We'll just go home then."
Kurama got Hiei a cab and Yusuke walked home.
After Kurama closed the cab door Hiei sat up.
"Got any money?"
"YES! TAKE ALL MY MONEY!" said the driver.
"Here's half," said Hiei, dividing the pile in half. "For when I drove."
When the taxi got to Hiei's apartment, which was on the other side of the city, the cabman threw Hiei onto the street.
"Hey cabbie! This is a block from my place!"
"I'm moving out of this city!" said the cabbie as he drove away.
The next day Kurama was painting some girl's picture when his mobile rang.
"Just one minute." said Kurama running into his bedroom.
I'm not sure I want my picture done by a guy whose ring is Beethoven's 9th symphony, she thought.
"Hi Kurama."
"Hello Hiei."
"Wanna come to my party?"
"Uh, I'm busy."
"PLEASE."
"Fine."
ooooooooo
"Hello?" said Yusuke into his cell phone. "You there, cover for me!"
"Hi."
"Hiei? I'm working right now. Could you call me back later-"
"Come to my party."
"Okay, just don't call me back today."
"Okay."
Click.
"Get out of that chair!" yelled Yusuke at the guy who was sitting in his chair.
