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Wolf Fangs: Hello! As you can see it is I, Wolf Fangs, the great and wonderful! –Crickets chirp- Alright I'm just joking but it is me Wolf Fangs. Well I'm glad to see we got some reviews, 3 of 'em. But we will get more. RIGHT? Yes we will ... I hope ... anyways didn't the last chapter rock? Hooray for Zarya! She rawkes! Well anyways here is the next chapter to our terrific story, 'Of Paopu Fruits and Broken Hearts' hope you enjoy it.
Okay so far for the coupling goes as followed
Yora-1 (From Snow Crystal although she could also have Yuriku)
Yuriku-1 (Not really but I'm betting Annjirika wants it to be a Yuriku huh?)
And Vampiegurl goes undecided. She wants both but Sorries, we can't have both.
Anyways that's all the author notes I'll give ya. Finally here's the story.
Disclaimer: We do not own the characters in this fic.
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Needless to say, Yuffie felt more than a little uncomfortable with two boys starring at her with their different shades of blue eyes. Not to mention the two boys were incredibly hot. Too bad Yuffie's heart already belonged to another. She played with her fingers nervously as she watched the two boys who stared at her with glazed-over eyes. Sure she liked the attention, who wouldn't? She just wished it was Leon who was going gaga over her instead of Riku and Sora. She sighed. How could she have been so friggen stupid?
"So you mean Riku and Sora both drank that paopu fruit drink and they are both madly in love with you?" Aerith asked as she crossed her arms thoughtfully and sighed. At the statement Squall snorted and Yuffie frowned. I wouldn't be laughing if I were you Squall. That would've been you if stupid Riku and Sora hadn't gotten in the way. She thought as she frowned and glared over at the two love-struck boys.
Aerith sighed, her green eyes falling onto Riku and Sora, who were eyeing Yuffie as if she were a piece of candy or chocolate. "This is a problem. Do you know how to reverse it?" She asked and Squall smirked slightly.
"No, no, don't reverse it." He said quietly with a smirk. "It's funny to watch them like this."
"Shut up Squall!" Yuffie yelled at him. It wouldn't be so funny if it was you like that. Which it should've been. Damn Riku and Sora, they suck!
"It's Leon." He added quickly. Of course she was expecting that.
"There isn't a way to reverse it." Sora said. His eyes still glued to Yuffie. She looked over at him, fear etched all over her face. No way to reverse it? No it can't be. There had to be a way.
"At least none that we know." Riku added and Yuffie sighed in relief. At least there might've been a way to reverse it. But she'd have to go all around searching for the way to reverse it. She was just about ready to pull her hair but something snaking around her waist made her stop. She gasped and looked over seeing Riku. The smug, arrogant smirk on his face.
"Hey Yuffie, what do ya say you and me go somewhere alone where we won't be bothered." He said with a smirk and Yuffie blushed. Sure she didn't like Riku but the thought of a hot guy asking her to go to a room ALONE was pretty flattering.
"Hey! Who says she even likes you Riku." Sora said as he stood up and glared at Riku. Riku laughed arrogantly at that.
"How can she not like me?" Riku asked haughtily with a smirk. "What? You think she likes you?"
"She could." Sora said, his brows knitted together as he frowned, his lower lip jutting out to form a pout.
"Well she doesn't." Riku said as he began to pull Yuffie in the direction of her room and she pushed him away.
"You guys I don't even like you! That paopu drink wasn't even for you it was for someone else!" She said but quickly gasped and covered her mouth. Oh no, did she just say that out loud? And they heard it too. Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no! Stupid Yuffie, I'm so stupid!
"Wait? The paopu drink was for someone?" Aerith asked and Yuffie froze.
"Ummm ... Ummm ... "Everyone who wasn't trying to get into Yuffie's pants (Riku) was starring at her, two suspicious faces (Squall and Aerith), and one love sick face. (Sora) She swallowed and looked down then back up at them. "W-well ... it ... "She tried to think of an excuse but it just wouldn't come. They raised their eyebrows in anticipation. "You know guys," She started with a grin. "We should really start worrying about how we are going to reverse the affects, not who the paopu drink was for. I mean come on, get your priorities straight." She said with a nervous chuckle. Please buy it. She lowered her head and looked up at Leon through her lashes. Please buy it, please buy it, please buy it. She watched them, nervous and worried until Aerith nodded.
"Okay then." Aerith said and a huge sigh of relief left Yuffie. "Leon, get Cloud and tell him to look up everything he can about Paopus and the affects. You look too Leon." He nodded and walked past Yuffie, he eyed her and Riku glared at him. Leon simply chuckled and walked over. Yuffie's heart practically melted when he looked over, stupid Riku and Sora, why did they have to drink the Paopu Juice? She frowned and walked off.
"Yah, maybe it's best you stay away from Riku and Sora for a while." Aerith said and Sora and Riku looked down the hall at Riku with smirks on their faces. "You too," Aerith said and the boys looked at her. "You come with me, I don't want you guys going after Yuffie so you'll stick with me and help me try and find a solution for our problem." The boys nodded and walked on, both giving each other death glares along the way. This would definitely be a problem.
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Yuffie sat in her room, the music blaring as loudly as it could get as she wrote in a small book, her diary. She wrote on the same page she had written on before since it was the same day and began to write.
Dear Diary,
Please, please, please, please, PLEASE help me. I know I sad I would be Yuffie Leonhart but something has gone horribly wrong. Stupid Riku and Sora just had to drink the paopu fruit drink didn't they? You know now that I think about it, it can be called a Passion Drink huh? Grrr anyways off topic, how could I have been so friggen stupid? I should've kept watch. Stupid Yuffie, stupid, stupid Yuffie. And stupid Sora and Riku. Stupid Riku tried to get fresh with me just now and almost started a fight between Riku and Sora and an embarassing conffesion of my feelings towards Squall. Good thing I was able to weasal my way out. Phew, well I hope Sora and Riku don't bother me any more today. I don't think I can take it. Okay, this will be confined to this page. I totally think Riku and Sora are hot! Sorry just had to say it, at lesat they aren't ugly and head-over-heels in love with me. Still ... if only it had been Leon who had been trying to get me to go to a room with him. I would've jumped at the chance ... I think ... I don't know I might've been too embarrassed. Anyways that's all for now. Later Diary, wish me luck!
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Author's Note from Wolf Fangs: Okay personally I think this chapter sucked. I really, really, deeply apologize for the shortness and suckyness of this chapter but I had Writer's Block. Well I'm sure the next chapter will be better since Zarya is writing it. Well anyways please R&R and vote for who you want Yuffie to end up with. Just remember, Squaffie is NOT a choice. Anyways please R&R.
