Title: I'm in Heaven But Not for Long
Author: Phantom Gerard Devotee
Pairings: Past Ron/Hermione, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Ron
Warnings: OOCness, slashy stuff, cheating/two-timing, overall sillyness
Summary: Harry is approached by both Hermione and Ron. They each want to date him and he agrees to both propositions. Neither of the two know that Harry's dating both of them and things go down hill from there.
A/N: This story might be a little too pervy or inappropriate for some kids!
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Hermione: Oh, hi Harry
Harry: Hi Hermione. What are you doing here?
Hermione: What do you mean what am I doing here? I'm always over here.
Harry: Yeah, okay.
Hermione: Um, I was just wondering if you would go out with me?
Harry: Well, what happened to you and Ron?
Hermione: Yeah about that, he's being too whiny.
Harry: Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
Hermione: So will you go out with me?
Harry: Sure, I guess.
Hermione: Thank goodness, I thought you would say no!
Harry: Alright then, bye.
Ron: Oh, hi Harry.
Harry: Hi Ron, what are you doing here?
Ron: Oh I just wanted to know if you would go out with me. Now befor you answer think about it.
Harry: What about you and Hermione?
Ron: Yeah, she's being to bossy.
Harry: Ohhhhhhhhhh, sure i'll go out with you.
Ron: Thank goodness, I thought that you were going to say no.
Harry: Alright then, bye.
Voldamort: I love you!
Harry: Freaky
Tom: (In a stage whisper) I told you he would fall for it.
Harry: Tom
Tom: Yeah?
Harry: Why are you talking to yourself?
Tom: Um, I have to be going now.
Harry: Bye snickers
Harry: That was weird why was Tom talking to himself about me?(thinking about it)SICK!
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A/N: I'll try and get the next chapter out soon! Please review!
