AN: Sorry its been a bit delayed, but who could blame me really with all the new TT episodes coming out? Sooooo cooool! Yay! Ok, I'm done sounding like a twelve year old… no offense to all twelve year olds out there… anywho lets hear it for giant killer gingerbread men! Not quiet candy but anywho… I was not happy with parts of the last chapter, namely the beginning – it was terrible and rushed and blah – but all of you were sooo nice not to mention it cough cough so I will forget it and try to make up for it this time… oh – and on another note I hate hate HATE fictions that say they are 'humorous' and then are not – blah – make up your mind people – ok – thanks for listening to my crap – now on with the story…

Oh and special thanks to kmutt for thinking to much like me – the world should be terrified lol – do people run from you when you come down the street too? Lol just joking – you gave me a great idea to end the battle so thanks. Now on with the story…

When candy goes bad or The attack of the left over mutant candy…

ByTenshijaki

When we left of there was searching, revelations and general teen angst and emotions (commonly referred to as hormones!). No one found anything if you ignore the giant dust bunnies and they had all made their way to the roof.

"So, what do we have?" Robin looked at the gathered members noting that Beast boy seemed unusually happy, Raven seemed slightly distracted, Jinx and Speedy looked a little mussed with hair and clothing in slight disarray but with silly grins on their faces and finally Cy and Bee who were merely standing side by side staring back at him, probably noting how swollen his lips were. Star was also there but he knew very well what she looked like, just like him with starry eyes and swollen lips and a goofy grin that kinda resembled Jinx and Speedy's. "Well, the explosions came from the walls in the entrance hall", Cyborg started to explain, "it almost looked as though something burst through the walls." "Any signs of intruders?" "Nope, the only thing else there was candy wrappers." "Figures, Beast boy cant you keep your trash in your room?" Robin was giving Beast boy his best 'I'm the boss and you better listen to me' look. "Hey! Don't look at me, I didn't eat anything in the hall…" Needless to say this went on for a while and in the end no one really believed Beast boy about the candy wrappers and they decided that some faulty wiring was, well, at fault. Hence the term Faulty.

They all headed back down the common room, though no one really was in the mood for the 'party of doom' any more. As they all reentered they noticed a strange smell in the air. Beast boy naturally was the first to identify it as chocolate. "Why does the room smell of chocolate?" Raven was looking at Beast boy as though naturally if an entire room smelled of chocolate it was his fault. Suddenly all the lights came back on and the Teen Titans, and one villain, were confronted by the most unusual sight they had seen in days. The entire common room crawling with candy bars. These weren't normal candy bars though, these had eyes that gleamed a 'funky orange color' as Beast boy would call it later, and razor sharp teeth. All of these 'freaky candies', another term Beast boy thought up, were looking at the Teen Titans, and one villain, with the same fevered gaze that rabid star wars fans had at the premiere of Episode 3. Beast boy summed it up best "Dude."

WARNING – WARNING – WARNING

Due to the author(ess)'s lack of skill at writing battle scenes the 'battle' scene shall be done in sound effects…. Thank you for your time.

WARNING OVER – WARNING OVER – WARNING OVER

'Bang'

"No no, I don't think they are fake."

'Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech'

'Hiya!'

"You are not Jackie Chan!"

'Slap'

'Smack'

"Don't grab me there!"

'Boom'

'Whack'

"Dude, it looks baked."

'Kayyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'

"You are not Xena either!"

'Sloop'

'Kabam'

"I know I'm not a vet or anything but I think I know a horse's ass when I see one."

'Yip'

'Thump'

'Chomp'

"eeewww... That didn't taste good…"

'Burp'

'GRRRROOOOWWWWLLLL'

"You are not… er… never mind."

'Whimper'

'cough'

'giggle'

"You disgust me."

'…'

'Slap'

"Owie"

'Crack'

In the silence that followed the loud crack sound all was still. Then things started to move. At first it looked as though it was the evil mutant candies but in actuality it was just the Titans (plus one villain) emerging from the chocolate mess that coated everything. "Well, that was fun," the sarcasm in Jinx's voice was hard to miss, "I'm going home." "Jinx wait, I have an idea… why waste all that good chocolate." Speedy wiggled his eyebrows at her as he escorted her out of the tower. Starfire choose that moment to ask what everyone else had already been thinking. "Why were they here again?" "It doesn't matter. We need to make sure that there aren't any more of these things left in the tower. Then we need to clean up." That was Robin, typical kill joy. "Alright, I will check…" Robin was unable to finish his sentence due to the fact that one single chocolate bar was left, staring them down, pointing a evil looking weapon at them. It looked to be the runt of the litter, if that's what you would call a pack of rabid chocolate, smaller than all the ones they had already faced but no less wicked looking. This one was most assuredly an Almond Joy though because it was obviously a nut. The Titans knew that they could rush it and over whelm it but they weren't sure what the weapon could do and they knew that at least one of them would most likely get hit in the process of taking down the lone candy. It was like a wild west stand off complete with cheesy 'wahh wahhh wahhhh' music and tumble weeds blowing in the back ground.

After a tense five seconds of staring at each other neither party seemed ready to surrender. It was man verses chocolate, it was chocolate verses cybernetics, it was female urges verses chocolate, it was chocolate verses… er well you get the idea right. "Um," Starfire was looking nervous, "perhaps Beast boy should try to reason with it. I believe that he would be considered its parent or some such." "Yeah, ok, I will try." Slowly Beast boy approached the candy… "Hey little guy," the candy growled in response, "um, well dude, I'm like your daddy." Beast boy tried his best winning grin on the rabid creature. Raven mean while just rolled her eyes. Just as she was about to levitate the candy out the nearest window and end this once in for all, after all what chance would chocolate have in the ocean, a loud squeak was heard. "What the he…" Bee's exclamation was cut short by the arrival of a small rat drawn carriage rolling into the room.

Inside the carriage, that must have come from Stars room because it was pink though why she would have a little pink carriage is anyone's guess, was the Peep Queen. She had a crown on top of her head made of tooth picks and a cape that looked to be made of decorative tissue. The two rats that were drawing the carriage stopped between the combatants. Waddling her way out of the carriage, because honestly, as a fat marshmallow animal you could hardly do anything but waddle, she approached the chocolate bar and proceeded to have a very candy like conversation. Now we could tell you what that was like but it would result in your brains turning to mush and you to see rabid purple monkeys everywhere. Trust us, oh look rabid purple monkey…

After about five minutes of this the queen looked satisfied and the chocolate bar lowered its weapon. Robin rushed over and secured the weapon which upon inspection would have coated them in shudder dark chocolate. Bee raised an eyebrow, "Now what?" "I think that should be obvious, we keep it." Everyone just stared at Beast boy. "What? Yeah sure later, when he's grown, he could eat our eyeballs out but he's cute now." Raven came over and did everyone a favor by smacking him upside the head. Beast boy, having seen this enough times in anime was not upset because this was often a sign of affection. Right? "We need to secure it, we could send it to jail…" This time it was Stars turn to smack Robin upside the head however being super strong she ended up knocking him five feet away and face first on the floor. "Oops." She really wasn't that sorry though because she thought Robin looked cute with his butt sticking up in the air. "I know what we can do with it…" Everyone looked at Cyborg, "well, you see its like this…"

Several days later in an underground facility:

A dark man, in a dark place, with a dark intent, and a dark soul and a stupid mask… er we're getting away from ourselves… lets start over.

Slade was sitting in a chair. In front of him was a brightly wrapped package. Intrigued by this strange and unexpected gift he bent to open it. From within all that could be seen was glowing orange eyes and the barrel of a strange weapon.

Duh duhh duhhhhhhhhh…

AN: this is almost over… I know I keep saying that but I'm serious this time, just the epilogue is left… yay! Anywho I need more story ideas… so if anyone knows any TT challenges or anything please let me know… I will see what I can come up with – I just have to find the rubber cement and take a big whiff lol (sniffing is bad bad bad – don't do it)

I still feel like I'm rushing the end but… oh well, I'm going to try to stick to one shots or two/three chapter stories from now on, that way I don't get stuck or rushed or delayed or anything like that…

Please blame any thing…. odd, in this chapter to parody songs that are on my song list from people like Cletus T Judd, Weird Al and Denise Leary. Thank you.