AN: Finally, the end, the epilogue… totally done – finished pant pant pant

Sequel? Hah! Hmm... maybe… no – stop… the madness! OMG – I saw the ep. Yesterday and died laughing… at the end when they gave Mother to the hive kids, hahaha, because I had given the evil chocolate to Slade… man, who ever writes for the TT show is as messed up in the head as me – its reassuring.

When candy goes bad or The attack of the left over mutant candy…

By Tenshijaki

Epilogue:

Several days pasted since the chocolate battle in the tower and everything had been cleaned and repaired. Every thing was returning to normal with the exception of Beast boy's room, which he was forced to keep clean in case any more surprises should spring forth, or give birth, or grow extra appendages, or… well you get the idea. That was that with the exception of the new relationships springing up…

Oh, what? You want to know about that? Hmm… well I suppose we could enlighten you… if you really want to know. Well alright then.

Robin and Starfire had obviously gotten together already. Thanks to the candy incident and Raven being Raven they had finally gotten over their fear and stubbornness and general stupidity and actually started dating. Neither could recall ever being happier. The same was true for Cy and Bee. It was nauseating to Raven, all the cuddliness going on in the tower. That was why she was only found on the roof or in her room lately.

Armed with this information Beast boy set out for the roof intent on finishing what they had started, sort of, in the basement. Opening the door he saw her sitting cross legged levitating two feet off the ground. Not wanting to startle her he cleared his throat letting her know he was there. "Um, Rae, can I talk to you?" Raven gently set herself back onto the roof and opened her eyes. She knew this was coming, she had been expecting it for days now that everyone else in the Tower was paired up. "Fine. Speak."

Shuffling his feet on the ground he got closer to the dark Titan, noting how she was staring out into the ocean. "Well, first could you look at me? I would like to know your listening and not vegetating." Raven blinked in surprise. Again Beast boy had shown an assertiveness that she wouldn't have come to associate with the green boy. Looking at him she motioned for him to join her. No sense in spraining her neck looking up after all.

Settling beside her he finally began to show the nervousness that he was feeling. Twiddling his thumbs and toes, no we're not sure where his boots went either, he could feel his face heating up. Raven meanwhile just stared at him hoping that the feeling of her eyes boring into his forehead would prompt him to get on with it. Finally Beast boy looked up and began to speak… much to the authors' gratitude. "Well, I know that you know that I told you… you know. And I was hoping that you would have had enough time to think about it… I don't want to end up like Romeo and Guinevere and you know have the whole Roman army after me and you… but I was hoping… that we could, you know, and all… because I do feel that way… and it doesn't matter that the gnomes are against it and all…" Raven shut him up by grabbing his face and pressing her lips to his.

When she pulled back he was staring wide eyed back at her. "You… you kiss… you kissed me!" "Glad you figured that out Sherlock." "No, I mean you, Raven, kissed me, Beast boy!" Sighing Raven smacked him upside the head. "Yes, I kissed you, it was the only was to stop the nonsense that was coming out of your mouth." "Oh. So then I should sound stupid more often." He said this with a winning grin on his face. "Well that won't be a stretch for you now will it." Beast boy just laughed because it had finally happened. Raven and he had kissed. True, it was not the way he had imagined it. He always pictured himself being the one to kiss her, of course this would always result in him being little itty bitty Beast boy pieces afterwards but it would have been worth it. But no, she had kissed him first, willingly even.

Raven could see this could take awhile. Really, who knew the boy could be so thick? Don't raise your hands, you may knock over your monitors. "Beast boy shut up. Look, I did think about what you said and I think your," she paused to suppress the shudder that ran through her, "… right. I think that I could give the 'good' emotions a shot." "So you will go out with me. Like on a date?" "Who said anything about dates? I don't do dates." "Oh come on Rae, you can do it, its not that hard, you just put on a nice dress," Beast boy either ignored the twitch in Ravens face at the mention of a dress or he didn't notice it, "and some makeup, not that you need any. Then we can go to some fancy place and have dinner or see a movie, though nothing scary. It'll be nice." He laughed when he finished, he was so giddy it felt like he had eaten the worlds most sugar rich candy, which he concluded would probably taste as great as Ravens lips.

The author has now smacked herself for the mush. On with the story. Raven was shaking her head, "No, I don't do dates Beast boy, and don't give me those puppy eyes. You are not going to get me to change my mind." Beast boy pouted a little. He had the perfect even all planned out in his mind too. What could he do to convince Raven to go out with him? Suddenly a dim light bulb appeared over his head, a sure sign he had an idea, though probably not a good one.

"Well Rae, what if I could convince you to go out with me?" "That won't happen." "I will be the judge of that." With that he grabbed her by the shoulders and did what he had been dreaming about. Pulling her close to him, quickly so she couldn't escape, he sealed his lips over hers and proceeded to show her why she should grant him a date. When he finally released her she sat back with a slightly dazed expression and a small goofy grin that could have matched one of Beast boys any day. "Now, no more of those unless you agree to a date." He was feeling confident since he didn't blow up or go flying through to air.

Raven looked at Beast boy and suppressed a sighed. The damn little green guy had done it. "Fine. I will go out with you. Be here at 7 on the dot and look nice." Beast boy was grinning so bright and large that most of his face was lost. "Really? Great! I'll cut my toe nails and trim my nose hairs and even shower. I'll be here at 7, but really if I was a bit late you wouldn't be ready anyways." Still grinning like an idiot he didn't notice hitting the far wall. Raven just watched him slid to the floor, unconscious but still grinning. "Obviously you're going to need training. Though not in the kissing department." Touching her lips with her fingers and giving a little happy sigh she headed down to her room to get ready. Turns out Beast boys' idea hadn't been so bad after all. In her head she was thinking the same thing we all are thinking: Gods bless those little mutant candies.

THE END

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

George W. Bush

How can anyone not find humor in the world when we have him for president? Lol, sorry to all Bush lovers. But really – it's funny.

AN: THANK YOU TO ALL WHO REVIEWED OR WILL REVIEW. I LOVE YOU ALL… YOU'RE GREAT. TRULY! SOOOO HAPPY….

Here is to all you authors out there that get flames and critics:

Critic: (n) A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him. (Yeah, well it's not written for you :-P)

Or for really bad flames:

Hatred: (n) A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority. (See, they are just jealous lol)

Ambrose Bierce – The Devil's Dictionary (Great satirical piece).

Final AN: I wish to apologize to the characters of TT. I made Beast boy and idiot, Raven a bitch, Robin and Starfire really really annoying, Bee and Cy bit players and I have no idea why I brought Jinx and Speedy into the story at all. Whew. Hopefully they and their fans are not offended. It all ended well! Isn't that what matters? And look, they are all clean and back in their drawers ready for someone else to play with them… that sounds bad doesn't it?