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Umm.. i wrote it in 5 minutes cuz i was bored. Its the last day of school:(... Oh well.. i should be happy..lol
The REAL Reason Anakin turned to the Dark Side.
"Anakin!" Obi Wan shouted.
"What?" Anakin's voice echoed down the hallway.
"Why is there a box of Pink bunny slippers at the front door?" Obi Wan said, eyeing the box.
"Oh! YAY! They're here!" Anakin said in a very high, girly voice and ran down the stairs.
Obi Wan rolled his eyes, "Is there something you're not telling me, Anakin?"
"Yes, many things, now shut up, and don't touch my slippers" Anakin said, guarding the box like a bear protects its cub.
Next Evening
Anakin crept into Obi Wan's room, both lightsabers in his hands. He made sure that he was sleeping and walked over to the bed. He activated both lightsabers and crossed them across Obi Wan's neck.
Obi Wan awoke, startled to see Anakin there… with lightsabers… across his neck…
"Uh… Anakin?" He said.
"YOU STOLE MY PINK BUNNY SLIPPERS!" Anakin shouted.
"Anakin, I have no interest in pink bunny slippers, I wouldn't steal them…" Obi Wan said tiredly. "I have no time for your jokes, now go to bed."
"YOU TURNED THE SLIPPERS AGAINST ME!" Anakin said angrily.
Obi Wan used the force to deactivate both lightsabers and sat up. "You're an idiot, Anakin, now go back to bed."
"NO! I'm joining the dark side!" Anakin yelled.
"Good for you, well, if you are I suggest you leave now…" Obi Wan said absently.
"FINE!"
The Next day the Jedi council formed a rap band, Yoda was killed by proper English and the sith were turned into baboons.
-The End-
