That night they had their spandex party. Each one of them were stoned and drunk all at the same time.

"eye c land!" said one of the pirates pointing towards an island.

The Island was out in the middle of no where. It was covered with tall mountains with a large cave on the beach.

"Lit party wit em!" Layla said as she fell the ship and into the warm tropical water.

"Man eye meen chic ovr' bored!" Guys said, happily. He laughed so hard he then fell overboard.

"Eye both man eh chic!" Layla replied, cheerfully. She flashed her last smile and drowned to death.

"Damn me no hook her pour herm-ah-frow-dyt!" Maria said as she took another sip of whiskey.

"U hook ker 4 mee! Me orny!" Frioriel answered. He then passed out on Maria and they both fell off the ship and drowned to death.