Guy swam to the shore to see this mystery island. When he appeared on the Island he passed out because he used up all of his strength swimming. He then died in his sleep from a wimpy hornet that had attacked him.

Prince Gordon was sailing to Deist because his warriors were too stoned/drunk to even care about their mission. He was curious why they hadn't come back and why the Princess was so obsessed with Frioniel and not him that he had to go to Deist to find them. He came across the Mystery Island out in the middle of the sea and saw Guy lying in a pool of his blood. He quickly glanced out to sea and found the corpses of Maria, Frioniel, Layla, and some pirates that no one cares about. He got out his phoenix downs and resurrected everyone except Frioniel because he was jealous and also Layla's pirates because no one gives a shit about them.

"What monster slayed you guys?" Gordon questioned, fiercely.

"Ow mee head! Don't talk so loud" Guy replied having a hand on his forehead.

"I think I have Herpes!" Maria responded. "Where is Frioniel? We were going to make-out!"

"So you aren't the legendary light warriors! You guys only joined our army to get free booze! How dare you all!" Gordon hissed; he boarded his ship, stole all their stuff and left them on the Island.

"Wrong game Mow- fow!" Layla screamed.

They all realized that no one cared about them so they all got drunk and wasted and partied on the Island then died. The Princess came to the Island after hearing Frioniel was on it but realized he was dead because he wasn't brought back to life. She revealed that she wasn't the real Princess and re-joined the Imperial Army. She slept with the Emperor and had AIDS then died. Gordon who was in love with his dead brother married Leon, Marias' brother and bared his children because he is actually was a chick. They lived happily ever after then died.

The End!