Disclaimer: See chapter 1. I also don't own anything referenced in this story.

A Question: Is there anyone besides me out there who likes the Baltimore Orioles? (This question does NOT affect the update speed of me. I'm just curious.)

Chapter 3: Saturday Mayhem

Part 1: Morning Converse OR Cranky Danny at 6 am

Saturday, 6:13 a.m.

Danny was sleeping peacefully in his bed when…

"BEEP!!!! BEEP!!!! BEEP!!!! BEEP!!!! BEEP!!!! BEEP!!!! BEEP!!!! BEEP!!!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"ALRIGHT!!!" Danny shouted. He opened his eyes to find that Chibi Danny was about a pencil eraser's length away from his face, grinning ear to ear.

"Chibi…"

"Yeah?" Chibi responded.

"(voice escalating) Why did you wake me up at 6 AM?!?!" Danny said/shouted.

"Because." Chibi said.

"Because WHY?"

"One word: Saturday morning cartoons."

"That's 3 words."

"I know."

"You don't know how to count very well."

"Do so!"

"You like being annoying, don't you, Chibi?"

"Sometimes."

"Whatever."

Danny got up and quickly scribbled a list of channels Chibi could watch.

"Danny?"

"Yeah?"

"What's baseball?"

"It's a sport. There are a lot of sports Sam, Tucker, and me can teach you about. Later on. At not 6 a.m."

"Danny?"

"What?"

"Will it rain?"

"I don't know. Watch the news. Or the Weather Channel©. We live in the (A/N: Taking a wild guess here) northeast region."

"Danny?"

"(very annoyed) WHAT?!"

"Do you like Sam?"

"Uhh…. That's not a question I'm gonna answer."

"Answer me."

"No."

"Do it."

"No!"

"Aw, come on! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!"

"NO, I WON'T TELL YOU!!!!"

"Why?"

"Because…."

(Alright, this conversation is taking WAY too long.)

"Here. Just take this and PLEASE don't wake me again until 10:00!"

Danny gives Chibi the list and motions for him to get out. Chibi runs downstairs and turns on the TV. Meanwhile, Danny lies down to go back to sleep, when…

"HELLO!!!!"

Nataley appeared out of nowhere. She had a huge grin on her face, similar to Chibi Danny's.

"What is it you want now?" Danny asked.

"Here," Nataley said. She gave Danny a Sticky note. He read it.

It read:

Dear Danny,

Your father and I are taking Jazz out somewhere and won't be back until late tonight. If anything goes wrong, call the RV. Take care of Chibi Danny.

-Mom

"Now we have all day to play together!"

"Oh, joy," Danny said sarcastically.

"Are you okay?" she asked.

"If I can get some sleep, I will be."

"Is Chibi being annoying?"

"Yes. And so are you."

"I'm hurt by that."

"I don't care."

"So… if Chibi is being annoying… then I've done it!!"

"You've done what? Created the most annoying child on the planet?"

"Sort of. I cast that spell on you just to make you annoyed!!"

Nataley laughs maniacally. A silence followed.

"You had sugar today, didn't you?"

"You know I don't eat."

"Is any of your family still alive?"

"THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS TO ASK!!!!!!!!!!"

"It seems I hit a touchy spot. I'll leave you alone. IF you promise to make Chibi a little… less annoying."

"I promise." Nataley said.

Just before she said that, one hand went behind her back and her fingers crossed.

"Okay. NOW LET ME SLEEP!!"

Danny tossed the note and threw his oversized blanket over his head. Nataley floated nonchalantly down the stairs, turning invisible as she neared the bottom to not let Chibi Danny see her. She hovered directly above the boy's head. Chibi Danny was channel surfing.

"There's nothing good on TV. "

I want some cookies, he thought.

He finally settled for watching the Weather Channel© and becoming fascinated with the approaching hurricane.

Nataley touched his head.

"Gojaive ozemda mjuderika."

(pronounced "GO-yive o-ZEM-da my-dayr-EE-kah; It's in Nyjeckian, my own made up language.)

A greenish aura came from her hand and surrounded Chibi Danny before it disappeared seconds later. He got up and went into the kitchen…

Insert "DUN DUN DUN" music here

What is the answer to this question? Is it:

A) B

B) C

C) A

D) D

E) A jar of almonds

First three to get it right get a prize!!