Chapter 4
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Back at the tower…
"I don't believe this! She's on a date with some asshole who she doesn't know!" Robin complained.
"Uh, dude, you've told us this five million times," said Beast Boy.
"Yeah, man, just chill," said Cyborg.
"He can't even remember her name!"
"Robin, let me remind you of something. You have no right to be jealous because you never asked her out," said Raven.
"Well, I planned to! That dumb blond guy (I have nothing against blondes. My BFF is a blonde and so are two of my sisters and my grandma.) just had to come along. Besides who do think she's gonna like: Good looking guy with short term memory loss, or smart average looking guy?"
"Ding dong." Robin opened the door to find Starfire standing there. Eros wasn't too far behind on a Harley Davidson.
"Hey, Bobbin, check out my Harley. Isn't it cool?" said Eros, revving the engine. The Harley Eros had was Robin's dream motorcycle. It was added to Robin's mental list of things to hate about Eros.
"How'd you get over here?" asked Robin. Harleys didn't just fly across the water.
"I carried it across the water," said Starfire. Robin's jaw dropped.
"Starlight, can you carry me back to the mainland?" asked Eros.
Of course, Eros," said Starfire. She picked up the Harley and flew to the mainland. Then she gently dropped the Harley and flew back.
"So friends, how was life without me?" asked Starfire.
"Oh, just normal stuff like watching T.V. and talking," said Raven. She didn't add that everyone was too busy listening to Robin complain to watch T.V. and the only talking they did was Robin complaining and everyone else trying to shut him up. "How was the movie?"
"Well, I did not actually like the movie, but I had a fabulous time," said Starfire.
"How can you have a good time when you didn't like the movie?" asked Cyborg.
"It was a horror movie, so I got scared and did not enjoy it. But Eros comforted me while I was scared."
"What do you mean, comforted?" asked Robin. He didn't like the sound of this.
"Did you kiss?" asked Beast Boy eagerly.
"Beast Boy, that's a personal question, you're not supposed to ask—" Raven began, but Starfire nodded. Robin gasped.
"And we also decided to do the going out!" said Starfire happily.
Robin was at the boiling point. He couldn't take this anymore.
"Robin, are you okay?" asked Starfire.
"I'm fine! Why don't you kiss Eros instead of asking stupid questions!"
Starfire was shocked. "Why are you so mad!"
"Just leave me alone, okay? That's all I need," Robin said. He went to his room, sulking.
How come she likes Eros, anyway? How come all the girls I hate love me, but girls I like don't like me? Huh? Why! Robin thought angrily. Without thinking, he banged his fist on his desk and the stuff on it flew up and crashed down.
Robin heard a knock at his door. He opened it and Starfire stood there.
"Hi, Star. I'm sorry I was a jerk. Really," he said, praying she would accept his feeble apology.
"You are forgiven," said Starfire, and hugged Robin. Robin felt like such a pervert, but he couldn't help but notice that their bodies were touching.
"You have been acting strange since I met Eros. What is wrong?" asked Starfire.
"Nothing, well it's that Star, I –" Robin began, but the phone started ringing. Starfire answered it.
"Hello! This is Starfire speaking. And who has called? Oh, hello Eros!" she said into the phone. That stupid Harley-owning, dumb blonde (again, I have NOTHING against blondes. Blondes are generally very nice people and no more dumb than redheads or brunettes.), victim of amnesia: Eros. Robin wondered if he finally learned Starfire's name yet. But it didn't matter. Robin boiled with both hate for Eros and passion for Starfire. He wished Slade would come and shoot him right now. Maybe, if he was dead, Starfire would realize that she always loved him. Then she would be so traumatized that she would dump Eros and live the rest of her life weeping over his death, or maybe even kill herself to join Robin in death.
Yeah, when cows give beer, Robin thought. He went back into his room absolutely miserable, staring at the ceiling.
What have I done to deserve this? he thought.
You never asked her out, said a voice in his head.
I would've eventually.
Eventually. You know how absolutely gorgeous she is. Other guys more worthy of her time will get her first. One did. Remember Eros?
The asshole?
Yeah. You totally should've asked her out. She would've said yes. She loves you. Remember Kitten?
That was friendly support.
She called you her boy.
Maybe she actually said 'maiboy'. That could be Tamaranian for something.
Or maybe she said 'my boy' in English.
Shut up and leave me alone.
Don't get mad when I say "I told you so."
"Robin? I hope I am not intruding on anything, but may I come in?" asked Starfire.
"Sure, Star," Robin said. He loved having her in his room. It gave him a feeling of comfort. Maybe someday they'd be on his bed together. Naked.
Or not.
"Robin, what did you want to tell me? Before Eros called?"
Robin was so close to telling her exactly how he felt about her. But he decided against it.
"It wasn't important."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Alright. Good Night, Robin." Starfire walked out.
Robin felt like such an idiot.
Wow! Almost three pages! I know that's nothing to gloat about, as some people have made 16-page chapters, but still. I'm sorry about the delay. I got grounded and wasn't allowed to go on the computer.
Review or I'll run over you with Eros's Harley (just kidding!)! Also, if you have ideas, you can mention them in your reviews.
Love,
Soycaliente
(by the way, my real name's Chelsea if you don't wanna bother with something as tedious as Soycaliente (pronounced Soy Cal EE En Tay).
