Chapter 5
Hey everyone! This is the fifth chapter of Love Hurts by Soycaliente. Gosh, everyone loved that last chapter. I'm so happy! Thank you all so much!
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The next morning, the titans were eating when the phone rang for the 50 millionth time.
"Yo, Star, if that's your boyfriend, tell him I'M TRYING TO EAT!" said Cyborg annoyed.
"I will tell him that. But what is difficult about eating with the ring of the phone?" said Starfire.
"It's just kinda annoying when you're trying to eat your tofu waffles," said Beast Boy.
Riiiiiiing!
Raven answered it. "Hello, you've reached the Teen Titans, this is Raven, what do you want?"
"Hey, Jae Lynne, can I talk to Starflame?" It was Eros.
"My name is Raven."
"Yeah, whatever. So can I talk to Starglow?"
"Starfire? Yeah, hold on. Starfire, it's that guy again." Raven handed Starfire the phone.
"Hello?" said Starfire into the phone.
"Hey, baby," said Eros. "Have any plans today?"
"No. Unless you have any for the both of us!"
"I do. You think it's okay if I go over and meet your friends?"
"Hold on." Starfire set the phone down. "Friends, Eros would like to come over and do the getting to know you."
"Can I talk to him?" asked Robin, trying not to be a jealous jerk. He was sure Starfire wouldn't like that.
"I do not see why not." Starfire picked up the phone. "Eros, Robin wishes to speak to you."
"Okay. Lemme talk to him."
Starfire gave the phone to Robin.
"Eros. You know who this is, right?" said Robin.
"Yeah. You're Colin."
"Robin."
"Right. I'm awful with names."
"So I noticed. Anyways, let me make this perfectly clear. Starfire is my best friend and if you dare hurt her, you will be sorry."
"Yeah, sure, whatever you say."
"Good. You can come over as long as you behave. And limit your calls because some people (like ME, he thought silently) get annoyed by the constant calling."
"Okay. Bye, Robbo!" Eros hung up before Robin could correct him.
"Eros is heading over."
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30 minutes later…
Ding dong!
"I will answer it!" said Starfire, trying to be loud enough to drown out all the music. Robin was listening to "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" (one of my fave songs), Cyborg was singing that song he made up (you know, the one that goes, "When there's trouble you know what to do. Call Cyborg! He can shoot a rocket from his shoe! 'Cause he's Cyborg!") and Beast Boy was both listening and singing along to "Hollaback Girl" (another fave song), while Raven yelled at him to "Shut the hell up!"
Starfire answered it and Eros was standing there, wearing a tee that say, "Stop Staring At My Unbelievable Hotness" and jeans.
"Hey, baby. Ow, my ears hurt! Hey, Robbie, Yeast Boy, Cyber, or whatever your names are, can you turn off the fucking music!"
Robin turned off "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" and Cyborg stopped singing. Beast Boy, however, left "Hollaback Girl" on and continued singing.
"This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Again this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A -- OW!" screamed Beast Boy, as Raven hit him. Beast Boy then turned off the music.
"Hi, Eros," said Robin in an almost forced voice.
"Hi, Hobbin (this guy is so stupid. He reminds me of this guy I know, Greg, in my math and science class. So hot, but so dumb. Is Eros based on him? Maybe subconsciously. But whatever, you people don't care about my personal life!). It's nice to see you so overjoyed to see me!" said Eros. He then proceeded to make out with Starfire, making Robin's blood boil.
"Can you please not do that? I can live without seeing you two kiss," said Robin, wanting to scream, 'Get the fuck away from her, you asshole!' But he didn't want Starfire mad again. He hated when she was unhappy.
"Oh, sure!" said Eros. He dragged Starfire into the hall closet and began making a lot of smooching noise. Robin hated him extra for that.
"I'm just gonna leave now," said Cyborg, looking kind of grossed out. He ran over to the couch. Beast Boy, looking way grossed out, followed him. They started playing Crash Nitro Kart (I love that game!) on the Gamestation.
"When she going to dump that stupid idiot?" asked Robin.
"Hopefully soon. I don't think I'll be able to stand him for much longer," said Raven. "I'm hungry. Let's order pizza."
Robin ordered three extra large pizzas (the Titans must eat a lot. They exercise a lot. I know because me, Brabu, and Sierra all play soccer and we all eat A LOT! Aaaah! I'm telling you people about my personal life again!) from Chelsea's Pizza (Made it up. Well, it IS my fic, so I'm allowed to name pizza places after myself, right? And if any of you are named Chelsea as well, you'll feel special, too!). When the pizza came, Eros finally stopped smooching Starfire to eat. While the Titans ate like pigs, Eros took small bites and wiped the corners of his mouth every five minutes.
Stupid goody-goody trying to impress Star with his gentleman manners! thought Robin.
"Oh, Eros, you eat like such a gentleman!" said Starfire. Robin glared at him. Eros stuck his tongue out and put his arm around Starfire's waist. Robin wished she would smack him away. She didn't. Eros smirked. Was it just Robin's imagination, or was Eros smarter than he seemed?
Eros's cell phone rang. He answered it.
"Hello? Hi, Mom!" He covered the mouthpiece. "Hey guys, can I talk to my mom in private?" Without an answer, he went down the hall and disappeared down the hall and into the hall closet.
"Guys, nature's calling. I'll be right back," said Robin. He got up. But instead of going to the bathroom, Robin stopped outside the hall closet. He doubted Eros was really talking to his mom.
"Yeah, Kitten, she's totally falling for it." Kitten? "It makes me sick pretending to be in love with her. Though she is kind of cute." Pause. "Just kidding, Kits. You're much cuter than her." Pause. "Okay. See you soon. Bye."
Robin couldn't believe it. After that big show he put on, Eros was dating Star because Kitten asked him to? That was so wrong!
Suddenly, Robin was aware of a doorknob turning. He pretended he wasn't eavesdropping.
"Hey, Lobby, I got to go home, okay? See you later." Eros walked out and closed the door behind him. Robin was glad he was gone.
Poor Starfire. She deserved better than this.
OMG! Four whole pages! I am so so so sorry I kept you all waiting. Do you think you all could answer a few questions?
What is your first name (Lee doesn't have to answer this one, because she already told me)?
Where do you live? I am not stalking you, I'm just curious.
Which aspect of this fic do you like, and what could I fix (please don't be mean. I hate mean people.)?
If any of you want, you can email me at It'd be so cool to get emailed by you people.
Well, I gotta go. I'll hear from you soon.
Love,
Soycaliente
