Disclaimer: Sorry, I forgot this for the last few entries! So this is for them too. I don't own my characters, sad as it is. J.K. Rowling was lucky enough to come up with them. Well, I own the ones mentioned which aren't very important and you don't really care about and sound rather stupid... but apart from them, I am a lost cause for making up characters. Anything else you recognize, most likely doesn't belong to me either.
So many reviews! I had camp and when I came back and checked my e-mail I was so delighted! I spent the rest of the day walking around and suddenly smiling when things reminded me of the reviews! Now I am getting very excited for 100 reviews, which I am hoping and wishing will come within the next chapter! Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top? If you have been reading, but haven't reviewed, please consider doing so because I LOVE to hear from everybody so, so much! To put it simply: EVERYBODY REVIEW! Or I will come after you with a giant, man-eating carrot. Lol...
I gave my sister the story/diary/whatever to read and it was thrilling to hear someone actually laughing at it, instead of just telling me they did (not that that's not good too!)! She told me she loved it, but was very doubtful that I wrote it. In fact, she informed me she didn't think I was a good enough writer or funny enough. I was actually quite complimented by this, however, because it meant she thought it was actually good... Sisters are weird.
OK, I will shut up now. Enjoy!
Dear Pablo,
This is an emergency entry. Moony suggested Prongsie should get some of his feelings on to paper, so we came running to you.Correction - Padfoot came running to you, and he happened to be dragging me behind him. I don't want to talk. To anybody. End of story.
Fine then. If you're going to be that way, I'll tell the tale. You may remember several entries ago Lily's boyfriend was mentioned.
Grrrrr...
As you can see, this boyfriend is a very sensitive topic for our pitiable Prongs. In fact, it's the very reason we have resorted to an emergency entry.
Grrrrr...Prongs, the dear lad, did something very stupid.
Grrrrr...And, although I would normally consider him quite a stupid chap, this was above and beyond anything he would be expected to do.
Grrrrr...
So, the only question left is What did Prongs do?
You wouldn't tell!
Ah, but I would. You need to get it out into the open, mate. It's not like anybody in the school won't know about it by tomorrow.
I can't believe I was so stupid. And so mean!
Neither can I, and that's saying something. So, should I tell, or do you want to?
I don't think I can.
Very well then. Where were we? Ah yes, Prongs... stupid... Lily... boyfriend...Prongs was stupid because of Lily and her boyfriend. I think that just about sums it up.
I hate stupid Dulcedon.
Hate is a very strong word. He's actually quite nice –
Nice? He's a menace, a monster, a threat to mankind!
No need to overreact.
There is much need to overreact. Lily is taken.
Lily was taken. It's past tense, thanks to you.
Grrrrr...
While Prongs has returned to his 'Grrrrrings' I will attempt to get my little story out. As you may have picked up by now, Prongs is obsessed with Lily Evans. He's infatuated with her, he thinks about her every waking minute. And he dreams about her every sleeping minute. He says he's in love –
I am in love with her.
He says –I am!
You've never even had a civil conversation with her.
I did! In third year!
Sure you did. Anyway, He says he's in love with her.
Padfoot!
All right – he is in love with her. So for her to choose some other random guy over him is a big deal.
A very big deal. A ginormas deal!
Very... Ginormas, as you so accurately put it.
Still... She still loves me. I know it.
Even if she doesn't.
Grrrrr...
Okie dokie. Well, Prongs was ever so distressed to find out about Lily's boyfriend he immediately (and secretly) started to plan revenge. By the way, I still don't get how it's revenge, Prongs.
He took what was mine, therefore giving me a reason for revenge.
She's not yours.
Grrrrr...
You need to improve your vocabulary, enough with the 'Grrrrrs'. Maybe I'll get you a thesaurus for Christmas...
You wouldn't dare. Heavy books AHHHHH!!!
Well, we're back on the topic. Prongs planned 'revenge' on the Ravenclaw who was 'ruining his life'. Now, Prongs, although he is a genius when it comes to pranks, is quite the opposite when it comes to revenge, if the revenge does not involve pranking, that is.
It sounded like a good idea.
Pretending to have an affair with the girl you love is a good idea? Gee, I need to get an update on my romancing skills...
I really should have written it down before I did it. It looks so obviously stupid there.
Well, you didn't, what a shame. Basically, what happened, Pablo, is, he flirted with Lily, gave Lily presents ranging from chocolates to stink bombs to some weird hairy thing –
It was a hairpiece!
A what?
It's a woman thing.
I am confuzzled.
As am I! Why? OH WHY? Why didn't I just stun him or something!?!?!
Coz you're stupid, as we've previously discussed. So, he gave her presents and he kept on trying to kiss her, he charmed little love hearts and rose petals to float around her head, he even transfigured her robes to say 'I Love J.P (that charming chaser!)' in bright yellow, surrounded by a red heart. –
One day, she'll wear those robes.
I heard she transfigured them back to normal.
Impossible.
I dunno...Can I continue now?
No.
Bad luck, mate. So, basically, he was acting like an obsessed boyfriend, even though Lily had her attentions elsewhere. And you can imagine how Dulcedon reacted to Prongsie. Now only did he break up with Lily, accusing her of 'cheating' -
He attacked me! He actually attacked me! The scum!
That's I suppose what happened. Or part of it...
Take that evil grin off your face! No one, not even Pablo, will ever know about that other event.
You just try and stop me! It's not like the whole school doesn't know. Drum roll, please: Lily threw –
Me a lovely smile and then we snogged.
Lily threw a bo –
A boat! A love boat!
A book! Ha! She threw her entire bag full of books at him!
In front of everybody!
And how the Slytherins laughed. Prongs can never show his face in public again. Don't worry, I've got plenty of helmets you can choose from!
Helmets?
Presents from my uncle. Don't worry about it. So, I suppose that's really most of it that you need to know, Pablo. You can basically imagine what it's like now. Lily won't look at Prongs, except to glare at him and he gets insulted about being 'beaten up by a girl' every time he comes across a Slytherin. It sucks for him.
I hate my life.
Hate is –
A very strong word, I know. Where'd you pick that up from? It's driving me crazy.
'Hogwarts, A History'.
Huh?
It's a book.
You read books?
My ex, Cleo, was obsessed with it. Now, on to happier news. Moony and Serebri are going strong.
Unlike Lily and I. They're all over each other! We hardly ever see him anymore.
Yes... it's very hurtful when he leaves us for a girl.
Not that you can talk, Padfoot.
You always come first, dear friend.
Actions speak louder than words.
Need I bring up you and Lily?I don't spend all my time with her. Unfortunately. Now she'll never talk to me and realize she loves me.
She wouldn't have done that anyway.
I would do anything for Lily.
Don't go all serious on me, mate! Seriously! I'm serious!
You really love that word for some, unknown reason.
Tis a great word, though, isn't it?
Not really.
It seriously is!
Get over yourself, Padfoot.
But that's very hard when you happen to be me. You wouldn't understand.
No, I don't understand you half the time, you're right.
Judging from what you did to Lily, you just don't understand people.
Maybe I don't. Do you reckon you could give me lessons?
Me? Umm... ok. If you want, but not now.
Why not?
You're too emotional. And I'll need to ask Moony for some tips. Maybe you should go to Moony for this; he's the responsible one.
I think I'll forget it. Instead, I'll order TeenWitch and pick up some tips. They have a romance section right?
Is this about Lily, still?
Of course. Then Lily will love me and I will have the perfect life.
We thought you might get over Lily after this.
Never! How could you mention such a thing!?!?!
Because you can't see that she'll never get together with you!
I don't like this depressing talk! Let's talk about food!
Strawberry tart, pumpkin pie, gravy, apple sauce, cheesecake, chocolate frogs, Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans, honey, toast, yellow jelly, cream, ice-cream, butter –
Yum... When's dinner?
I dunno. What's the time?
Oh god, it's RIGHT NOW!
We have got to get there and soon! I can't believe we nearly missed it!
Sorry Pablo, we've got to run!
And fast!
Hugs and Kisses,
Padfoot and Prongs
Hello, I have yet again answered my faithful reviewers! If you do review, feel free to make some suggestions on what you want to see later in the fic : ). I want to keep it going, and response helps me to actually start writing it. hint hint he he he... I am becoming addicted it reviews. I love them! It's hard to know if people are reading your story otherwise! And I want to hit 100! So... there are plenty of reasons for you to review.... If you need more... mention it to me somehow and I'll provide a list for you next entry! Ok... on to my responses. Oh, and should I call MWPP 'The Marauders'? Coz I love that name, it suits them so much... but I dunno if that's what they'd call themselves, due to grammar reasons? Any suggestions?
Starreader1 – hope you've found the time to get up to here! Enjoyed the rest?
Padfootz – How did you discover my story? I've always been interested in how most people find stories.
Trinity Day –Thanks so much for reviewing every chapter! I love reviews and it's nice to know how you felt about all of them! I hope you continue to review! And quote! I love it when people quote me! Please continue!
horn-head – Hey! This idea was actually something I though loads of people would have done... I dunno... I liked it but! Glad you do to! Please continue to read! : )
Gaby-Black – Hello! I'm starting to think of you as one of my frequent readers or whatever! And only after 5 entries! Keep it up! I love your reviews.
Dazzling Dame – How did your exams go? I have mine coming up... arrgg! So not looking forward to them! I hope you continue to read! Thanks for the review!
grets7jam – hello! I'm glad you enjoyed the story! Prongs is a funny one, I know. Here's the next chapter! Enjoy!
ReginaLucifer – I love it when people love that I love that they love my story! Lol! Some people out there must like Wormtail... although you hardly see any 'Wormtail, The Brave Rat' fics... Lol... that would be so funny!
CPegasus – Never stop? I'll try... Although I've got exams coming up... so that'll be a huge barrier for a while.
Reaka – Is your poor chair ok? Lol... I reckon you could get balloons to attack each other if you got some weirdly blowing wind and several bunches of balloons... just something for you to try at home... but make sure your alone, or your nutcase status will be permanent... : )
despyrit – Thanks so much for reviewing! Keep up the good work (believe me, it's very good work to review!)
ShOrTnSwEeT9013 – excuse me, but how is 'mum' funny! ;) Try and keep your craziness contained... in a wooden box perhaps? I dunno! Thank for reviewing!
Silwen Aurdomiel – Yay! You reviewed every chapter! Good work! How are your abs going? Tell me when they reach steel state! Keep on reviewing and reading and all those other 'r' words!
Must... write... more...
trixie-pixie-luvzhp-106 – what type of ice-cream? Ice-cream is good... Anyway, keep reading! Tis all good.
Vicky loopyfcc – Ahh... glad you found it funny! Thanks for the review!
blue3ski – I wish I could pull off some good pranks like the boys manage too! It's an unfair life sometimes! Thanks for reviewing!
