Red pokes Zim insanely.

Red: how do you feel now huh Zim? HUH?

Zim: AAH! Pokey goodness hurts!

Purple: Im trapped in an elevator with two loonatics.

Red: POKE!

Zim: make it stop!

Purple: RED! You're acting like Zim!

Red: stops and looks embarrassed uh…yeah….sorry…

Zim: pain…

Purple: we have to do something to stop us going mad.

Zim: too late! BONK! Pulls out a stick and hits Red on the head so hard he's knocked out.

Purple: oh….dear….

Zim: aw….isnt he cute?

Purple: no…

Zim: lets play house! I'll be the dad, he can be the baby and you can be the wife!

Purple: I AM NOT A WOMAN!

Zim: really?

Purple: ZIM! You….JERK!

Zim: so whos the woman?

Purple: no one!

Zim: So who am I getting married to?

Purple: NOBODY!

Zim: ok….so who are you marrying?

Purple: aaah….

Zim: whos he?

Purple: NOONE!

Zim: riiiiight….so whos Red marrying?

Red: wha? What did I miss?

Purple: NOBODY!

Red:…ok….this is one of those freaky dreams isn't it…

Zim: he-llo!

Red: nope. Its real. Why…

Purple: Bangs his head against the wall in frustration Nobody!

Red: Purple's lost it.

Zim: he suuuure has….

Red: I hate you. (red's thoughts) 2 and a half more hours of this. Are we even going to be alive at the end of it?

Purple: MEEEP….LEEEP….

Red: What on Irk….

Purple: Red turns into a chicken before his eyes Food…