Red pokes Zim insanely.
Red: how do you feel now huh Zim? HUH?
Zim: AAH! Pokey goodness hurts!
Purple: Im trapped in an elevator with two loonatics.
Red: POKE!
Zim: make it stop!
Purple: RED! You're acting like Zim!
Red: stops and looks embarrassed uh…yeah….sorry…
Zim: pain…
Purple: we have to do something to stop us going mad.
Zim: too late! BONK! Pulls out a stick and hits Red on the head so hard he's knocked out.
Purple: oh….dear….
Zim: aw….isnt he cute?
Purple: no…
Zim: lets play house! I'll be the dad, he can be the baby and you can be the wife!
Purple: I AM NOT A WOMAN!
Zim: really?
Purple: ZIM! You….JERK!
Zim: so whos the woman?
Purple: no one!
Zim: So who am I getting married to?
Purple: NOBODY!
Zim: ok….so who are you marrying?
Purple: aaah….
Zim: whos he?
Purple: NOONE!
Zim: riiiiight….so whos Red marrying?
Red: wha? What did I miss?
Purple: NOBODY!
Red:…ok….this is one of those freaky dreams isn't it…
Zim: he-llo!
Red: nope. Its real. Why…
Purple: Bangs his head against the wall in frustration Nobody!
Red: Purple's lost it.
Zim: he suuuure has….
Red: I hate you. (red's thoughts) 2 and a half more hours of this. Are we even going to be alive at the end of it?
Purple: MEEEP….LEEEP….
Red: What on Irk….
Purple: Red turns into a chicken before his eyes Food…
