PART 7
Red: um….are you ok?
Purple: woo! A talking chicken! Such a tasty chicken…
Zim: I think he's looking at you.
Red: uh-oh…
Purple: CHICKEN!
Purple jumps at Red and starts chewing his head.
Red: GAAAH! It hurts!
Zim: look, he's drooling on you….
Red: Aaaah!
Zim: ok….
Red: ARE YOU GOING TO HELP OR NOT?
Zim: …what?
Red: ZIM! YOU IDIOT!
Purple: CHICKEN!
Zim: salami.
Purple: ew! Falls over
Red: Zim, make us something to eat before cannibal over here chews our feet off…
Zim:….
Red: Zim?
Zim:….
Red: what's wrong with him?
Zim: would you like a mint?
Red: NO!
Zim: sure?
Purple: foood…rolls around need foooooood….
Red: how about that pizza you bought earlier?
Zim: OK! It's my favourite flavour, mouldy mushroom and anchovies! Tries to stuff a slice in Red's mouth
Red: that's just gross!
Purple: FOOOD! Grabs the pizza and shoves it all in his mouth. That was lovely! What flavour was it?
Red: eh….
Zim: it was-
Red: NEVER MIND ZIM!
Zim: mould. And anchovies.
Purple: UH! ANCHOVIES! Throws up on Red and starts rolling again. NEEEEE….NEEEE…
Zim: ok…I know what will cheer you up! pulls a square item out of his pocket
Red: what's that?
Zim: It's a platypus card.
Red: wha?
Zim: lookie. He opens the card and pulls out a small box. The box starts singing in an annoying high pitched voice
Box: We wish you a merry platypus, we wish you a merry platypus, we wish you a merry platypus and a happy jiggly!
Red: Ok, whatever. Just turn it off.
Purple starts dancing around to the annoying Platypus song and knocks the box out of Zims hand. It falls down a crack, still singing.
Purple: We wish you a merry-
Box: SHUTUP! That's my line! We wish you a merry platypus,
Zim: oops.
Red: turn it off!
Zim: I cant reach it!
Red: How long does the battery last?
Zim: 'bout 3 days.
Red: wait….first Im stuck in an elevator with you, then Purple goes nuts and now we have to spend the next two hours with a box that never shuts up? AAAAH!
Box: La, the jiggly joy and torture, lalalalalaaalalala, give me cash or I'll never stop singing, lalalalaaaalalala!
Red: AAAAAH!
Purple: Jiggly bells, jiggly bells, jiggly all the way, we made you scream you're on the team and pain will come your way!
Box: Hey! Jiggly bells,
Zim: Jiggly bells,
Purple: jiggly all the way,
Red slumps into a corner and puts his hands over where his ears should be…
