PART 7

Red: um….are you ok?

Purple: woo! A talking chicken! Such a tasty chicken…

Zim: I think he's looking at you.

Red: uh-oh…

Purple: CHICKEN!

Purple jumps at Red and starts chewing his head.

Red: GAAAH! It hurts!

Zim: look, he's drooling on you….

Red: Aaaah!

Zim: ok….

Red: ARE YOU GOING TO HELP OR NOT?

Zim: …what?

Red: ZIM! YOU IDIOT!

Purple: CHICKEN!

Zim: salami.

Purple: ew! Falls over

Red: Zim, make us something to eat before cannibal over here chews our feet off…

Zim:….

Red: Zim?

Zim:….

Red: what's wrong with him?

Zim: would you like a mint?

Red: NO!

Zim: sure?

Purple: foood…rolls around need foooooood….

Red: how about that pizza you bought earlier?

Zim: OK! It's my favourite flavour, mouldy mushroom and anchovies! Tries to stuff a slice in Red's mouth

Red: that's just gross!

Purple: FOOOD! Grabs the pizza and shoves it all in his mouth. That was lovely! What flavour was it?

Red: eh….

Zim: it was-

Red: NEVER MIND ZIM!

Zim: mould. And anchovies.

Purple: UH! ANCHOVIES! Throws up on Red and starts rolling again. NEEEEE….NEEEE…

Zim: ok…I know what will cheer you up! pulls a square item out of his pocket

Red: what's that?

Zim: It's a platypus card.

Red: wha?

Zim: lookie. He opens the card and pulls out a small box. The box starts singing in an annoying high pitched voice

Box: We wish you a merry platypus, we wish you a merry platypus, we wish you a merry platypus and a happy jiggly!

Red: Ok, whatever. Just turn it off.

Purple starts dancing around to the annoying Platypus song and knocks the box out of Zims hand. It falls down a crack, still singing.

Purple: We wish you a merry-

Box: SHUTUP! That's my line! We wish you a merry platypus,

Zim: oops.

Red: turn it off!

Zim: I cant reach it!

Red: How long does the battery last?

Zim: 'bout 3 days.

Red: wait….first Im stuck in an elevator with you, then Purple goes nuts and now we have to spend the next two hours with a box that never shuts up? AAAAH!

Box: La, the jiggly joy and torture, lalalalalaaalalala, give me cash or I'll never stop singing, lalalalaaaalalala!

Red: AAAAAH!

Purple: Jiggly bells, jiggly bells, jiggly all the way, we made you scream you're on the team and pain will come your way!

Box: Hey! Jiggly bells,

Zim: Jiggly bells,

Purple: jiggly all the way,

Red slumps into a corner and puts his hands over where his ears should be…