Zim: Reddy the red eyed tallest, had a very very red eye. And if you ever saw him-
Box: you would break down and cry,
Red: HEY!
Zim: all of the other Tallest,
Purple: that's me!
Zim: used to roll around with pain,
Red: shutup!
Zim: they never let poor Reddy, play their painful little game,
Purple: then one stormy platypus eve, Purple came to say,
Box: Reddy, because you burnt my toast, you will be our substitute roast,
Red: what?
Zim: So then Invader Zim shot him, and stuffed him up with jiggly!
Red: ok...
Box: and then those cannibals ate him, that silly silly silly Reddy!
Red: ARE YOU DONE YET?
Box: nope.
Zim: AGAIN!
Red: no! TIME OUT!
Purple: I don't wanna go to my room! WHY MOMMY, WHY?
Red: GAAAAH!
Box: from the top now-
Red: when I find you I will jump on you…
Purple: noooo….
Red: get a hold of your self!
Zim: ok. Wraps his arms around his head
Red: come on Zim…nobody is THAT stupid!
Box: listen-
Red: no, you listen, ITS NOT CHRISTMAS!
Box: ok, ok…
Red: finally…
Box: My raaaabbit lies under the ocean, my easter eggs lie under the sea, my bunny lies under the ocean, oh bring back my chocolate to me!
Red: ITS NOT EASTER!
Box: Happy horror to you, happy torture to you, happy-
Red: PLEASE! Stop singing!
Zim: but its his job!
Red: doesn't he have another job?
Box: OH! Poetry! With bugs your flesh begins to teem, your brains pour out like whipping cream,
Purple: oh….my…goes a darker shade of green
Box: the lady spreads it on her bread, thank the platypus I'm not dead!
Red: you're going to be in a minute!
Zim: I have a brain!
Red: really? I would have never guessed!
Purple: does it pour out like whipping cream?
Red: PURPLE!
Zim: no. but I can throw up if you like.
Red: WHY?
Box: you've got your work cut out for you their Reddy my man…
Purple: YAY! Throw up, throw up, throw up!
Zim holds his breath, goes purple and throws up the watch he ate earlier onto the floor.
Purple: MY WATCHY! Picks up the watch and hugs it despite the fact its covered in gunk and carrots I will never leave you again!
Red: uh…look on the bright side, I only have to stay alive for another Zim. HOUR! Hey Zim, slap me if I say Zim again.
Zim: pulls out a cricket bat You said the forbidden word!
Camera turns away from the scene to face Purple, several squishy noises, screaming, cats and jiggly noises are heard.
Box: and this is the box, reporting live from the execution chamber where Zim has some how managed to get the bat stuck in his eye socket.
Purple: ouch…
Box: We wish you an operation, we wish you an operation, we wish you an operation, to help save your eye…
Red: I hate you.
Zim: IM BLIND! AAAAH!
And thus we end another chapter with the sound of relentless screaming. And merry songs! Every body, break it down! Reddy the red eyed Tallest….
