Bad news everyone! This is the final chapter! Thanks to everyone who reviewed! You make me feel loved…I think…Any hoo, I was just reading the fic and wow, I didn't realize how much I have lost the plot with this fic. At least I'll have lots to sing at Christmas…
Zim: IM BLIND! IM BLIND!
Red: IM GOING NUTS! IM GOING NUTS!
Purple: MY WATCH IS DIRTY! MY WATCHY IS DIRTY!
Box: I'm going deaf! SHUTUP! Every body shuts up. Now, let's get down to business. Does anyone know where you can order a good take away here?
Red: AHA! Reaches down into the crack and picks up the box and turns it off
Zim: HEY!
Purple: spoil sport!
Red: for god sake! GET A GRIP!
Zim: Pulls out a cutlass Tar and feather him!
Purple: how the heck are we going to do that?
Zim: I'll find some tar; you shave of your skin and make some feathers.
Purple: are you insane?
Red: you're both insane!
Zim: SUPER GLUE! Pulls out large tube of super glue and glues the Tallest's heads together.
Purple: AH! Im stuck!
Red: AAAAH! Runs around the elevator dragging Purple with him.
Purple: pain!
Zim: I miss the box...sits down on the floor a drools for a bit
Red: ok...calm down...help'll be here soon...just have to stay alive 5 minutes.
Zim: corndog? Waves a corn dog in Red's face
Red: we're dead. Collapses
Purple: ow! Don't die on me! You're too heavy for me to drag around!
Red: are you saying I'm overweight.
Purple: you're weights fine, I just wish you'd take it somewhere else!
Zim: oooh, you're not gonna take that lying down!
Red: HEE! Waves arms around
Zim: yay, now they've both lost it...dances
Purple: MEEP!
Red: BWAHAHAH!
The lights in the elevator come on. The door opens. Men in black suits step in. The elevator walls are covered in guts, drool and food.
Red: wait, you mean the elevator was open…THE ENTIRE TIME!
Zim: yup. Stiiiill…We had a good time right?
Red: me….meh…but…bu…
MIB agent: we're glad you're still alive. We're sorry we couldn't get here sooner-
Red: AHAHAHA! Gets up, runs them over and escapes, taking Purple with him.
MIB agent2: wow, what happened to them?
Zim (innocently): I really don't know.
MIB agent: It's amazing what can happen to people when they're locked in an elevator.
MIB agent: I see...
Zim: well, gotta go do really evil Invader stuff. The Tallest made me an invader! BOW TO ZIM! HAHAHA! Heheh.. He. Yeah. Ok.. See you around.
Zim picks up the box and walks away, humming the random Christmas songs. Just before he vanishes we catch a glimpse of a small recording device hidden in his pocket...
Authors note: bwahaha! T'is over! But don't be sad, there is a sequel! And this next one will let the audience have some control over the madness! Look out for Elevator of Doom 2, out now!
