A/N: Don't ask… I really have no clue of how I came up with this idea.

Starfire was all alone in the giant T. She looked around and found nobody, then she found a note, it read, "Starfire, Beast Boy thought it'd be funny to set off a mat of fire crackers in the toilet to test Cyborg's security system. We're looking for an indestructible toilet, sorry to leave you here but you were sleeping. --Robin"

"I should use this time to learn more of earth culture!" Starfire thought, "In many movies and programs of the television MTV is mentioned as a popular network for adolescents, perhaps I should watch it." Then Starfire put MTV on watched about a half an hour of music videos (knowing MTV they were all rap except for one or two rock videos) an episode of Pimp my Ride and then some more music videos.

"Robin never taught me the slang in which they spoke." She thought, "Does he not want to help me fit in?" then she picked up Silky and said, "Let us go to the mall and purchase some of this gangster bling!"

Then Starfire took Silky to the mall, she bought tons of hats, basketball jerseys, a pair of high top basketball sneakers, some jewelry and some shorts that hung down to her ankles. Then she bought some things for Silky and left. When she got back to the tower everyone was still gone so she decided to change into her new clothes and surprise her friends. A few minutes after she changed the rest of the titans walked in.

"Yo! What is up my homies!" Starfire said in her new clothing.

"I don't want to know." Raven said and immediately went to her room.

"Starfire?" Robin asked in shock.

"Way to go Starfire!" B.B said, "I'll be ghetto with you! But first we gotta improve your English!"

"My slang be wak?" Starfire asked, then B.B began telling her all about how to kill grammar (A/N: YAYNESS!) and how if she didn't kill it just right she'd get shot.

"This is sad," Cyborg said, "so sad…"

"Glad to see somebody agrees with me." Robin said.

"HE'S TEACHING HER HOW TO BE A &&$#& WANGSTA!" then Cyborg corrected B and Star on how to be gangsta, and told B.B that he's the one who'd really get shot while Robin stared in total and complete shock.

"Home boy Robin," Star said, "you have been speakin' nothing of my new effort to be mo' like a normal earth girl-"

"No," Cyborg said, "The right sentence is, yo homie, yo ain't say nuthin o ma new clothes, ya dig?" Starfire repeated what Cyborg said to Robin.

"Um…" Robin tried to answer, "What was wrong with the old Starfire… the one that was kinda pretty?"

"So now I am not pretty!" Starfire said.

"No… ummm… it's just that…" he took a moment to think, and thought to himself, "If I tell Star she looks completely scary and I want the old Star back she'll either kill me or cry endlessly making me want to die. Then again there is a conveniently placed open window right over there. I could jump out it with a small chance of survival but if I live I won't have to deal with Starfire!"

"Robin why did you not teach me how to be normal as MTV says. Are you an outcast?"

"Star!" Cyborg said, "It's, Robin! Yo waz up wit yo wak hed yo aint neva tol me nuthin gangsta! YO MAD WAK!"

"To be honest with you…" Robin began to tell Starfire and then looked at the window, "umm... BYE!" he said then jumped out of the window.

"But Robin, you cannot fly." Starfire said as she watched Robin fall to the ground.

A/N: And that's what happened when Starfire decided to go ghetto.