Authors Note: Ack! Forgive me for not writing in sooo long! My computer died on me, my father lost his job, my best friend of three years ditched me in the most painful way possible and then school has been getting to me too!! I'm so sorry I haven't written. Plus…-Coughs- I got a new computer, so I've been confused by what programs I have on here, I know Word Pad gets all messed up when I upload chapters to fan fiction when it's of that format, so I've been looking for Microsoft works, and luckily, I had it on my computer…I just couldn't find it!!! Anyways, I'll be trying to update more often.

Chapter Nine ::….Screw it, I can't come up with a catchy title for this one.::

Anne followed behind Jack as he lead her down towards the beach, Jack was currently rambling on about something and Anne was scowling. Certainly Jack would figure out that she didn't know how to swim…It wasn't that hard to figure out, was it? She certainly didn't look too happy about this little fiasco so why would he continue pushing? He desperately wanted to get her out of the ship apparently, but she obviously couldn't care less, even Will had tried to point out to Jack that Anne didn't look very happy about going, but no, Captain Jack Sparrow would have none of that, he was determined to get that woman in the water.

Little did he know that she couldn't swim.

"-So then I told them that if they were to-….Anne? …Lovely? Ye listening?" Turning around to face his wife he looked at her curiously, noting the dazed look on Anne's face as they had reached the beach and were now standing by the water ,"Annie??" Either she was listening to him and just not responding or she was totally out of it, her mind quite possibly had kicked the bucket from all the heat and stress that she'd be through in the past few months. Jack stepped closer to her, waving a grubby hand in her face "Annnnnnne!" He whined out, putting his face right in front of hers, he crossed his eyes and pulled a face, about that time Anne finally snapped out of her daze, blinking slowly at the man in front of her she muttered "You're bloody insane, pirate."

Jack gave a grin and grabbed her by the arm "C'mon, lass, I want te swim, an' I'm not going all by me onesies." Jerking on her arm lightly he groaned "Anne! Let's go…" Looking at her like an impatient child Jack stomped his foot in the sand "Are ye getting in the damned water or are ye not!?" He watched his wife stand there, lifting her head with a stubborn look gracing her features. Grinding his teeth together he growled out "Woman! It's bloody hot out here! As yer Captain I order ye to get in the bloody water!!!" His shouting echoed as he stared at her,.

Anne raised a brow slowly, looking at him with a small smile "Aww, does this heat make poor little Jack moody? Maybe it's time for you to take a little nap, hm??" She watched with wide eyes as her husband stepped forward, threw her over his shoulder, and headed straight for the water. Kicking and screaming Anne tugged at Jack's hair "JACK! Stop!!! STOP!!!" Ignoring his wife's shrieks and complaints he tossed her into the water, grinning widely as she flailed her arms around , screaming 'I can't swim' as she sat in the shallow water. "Yer fine, Annie…Tha' waters only 'bout three…maybe four feet deep." He gave a smirk at the glare he received from her, going over to his wife he looked her over, "Ye look like a cat when it's gotten wet…" Anne snarled and muttered, "And you look like a brain dead pirate, but I don't point it out to you!"

Jack chuckled, "Oh, moody are we?" Wiggling his eyebrows he laughed as he went further out into the water, finally getting cooled off from the heat.

Sorry it's so short, I need to get back into my whole writing groove....Please, leave some feedback to let me know what you think, I always like reviews, and I'll be sure to thank you in my next chapter.