Well, this is it... in case you just started this story now, what the hell are you doing, the story begins 15 chapters in the opposite direction. If you hurry, you might catch it in theatre 3. Everyone else, let us give a respectful round of applause as the curtains rise up on the last act of our performance.

No, that's not a respectful round of applause, that's sheep bleating.

Whalesong.

Minuteman March.

...what? What the hell is that? The Rite of Spring? Oh, fine, it will do.

"But I don't have a ring." Link said, smiling and taking her hand to his lips. His expression barely flickered when Roi gave him the box that Harding hd given her. "Ah. In that case..."

"Good!" Zelda turned to the priest. "We want to be married in a hurry."

"Married in a hurry?" The priest coughed. "Do you?" He asked Zelda.

"I do."

"Do you?"

Link blinked. "Well, there are many arguments for and against, but the most pointed is the large dagger being pressed into my lower back. So, I do."

"Good, you may now kiss the bride." The priest brushed his hands together. "Well, that's that sorted. Drinks are on me." He left.

Zelda stared at Link for a long moment, and then she leapt for him, kissing him repeatedly. "God, I love you..." she whispered.

"I love you too-erk!"

Zelda removed the hammer from his face and put it back in her pocket. "And that was for running away!" She grabbed him by the ear and pulled him off.

Ganondorf sniffed into his handkerchief. "I promised myself I wouldn't cry..." Then he grabbed Bowser and hugged him close, sobbing.

The Koopa whimpered. "If there is a God, strike me now..."

Marth sighed and smiled. "Well, everything's back to normal." He brushed a hand through his hair and grinned weakly.

"What, Everything?" Roi stepped next to him and looked up into his eyes. She then glanced down to where her breasts strained gently against her dress. "Hum... No, I don't think so."

"...Well, almost everything." Marth slipped his hand around her. "Everything is as it should be, then."

"What? But...Ganondorf's still running free, Falcon still won't admit his homosexual urges, and...mmmph! Mmmm..."

Marth drew Roi close to him and kissed her firmly. When they drew back, he whispered, "I love you, my familiar stranger..."

It's the end! END I tell you!

Slywolf stands on a large podium, bowing

I'd like to thank all the little people who made this story possible.

Firstly, my wonderful reviewers. Every time I read your reviews, I sit back and say to myself, "Wow, someone actually reads this crap?" Without your support, I would never have become one of the most popular writers in this genre.

When I get more than 50 reviews for a 16 chapter story, I know I'm doing something right, eh? Next, I'd like to thank the characters for being such good sports!

"Sure," Roy said, "I was aggravated to get a bit part in what should have been my own story, but my twin sister did a good job."

"And we're definitely not planning to kill Slywolf by impaling him on our swords. Right, Marth?"

"Absolutely not. Slywolf is a wonderful director. By the way, Roi has asked me to make clear that in no way do we have a relationship off set. We're just friends."

Link blinked and turned from combing his hair back. "But you asked me if I would be best man..."

"Heheheh...um...I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about."

Through all the trials and tribulations, we've done our best.

"Does this shell make my arse look big?" Bowser asked, looking in the mirror.

Ganondorf glanced over from where he was memorising his lines. "No bigger than it normally looks. Ha ha ha...leggo!"

Mewtwo buried his face in his hands and sobbed. "Why? I could have been ruling the world..."

It's certainly been a fun 16 chapters, so let's look at all the stuff we'll miss.

"What on Earth are these things?" Roy asked, squeezing his breasts.

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"Sure," Roi shrugged, "It was odd to be performing as my twin brother turned into a girl... But it was fun! And Marth is sooo dreamy!"

And if you'll miss the shenanigans of our crew, you don't need to worry; the fun isn't over yet. A Familiar Stranger: The Extended Special DVD edition, will be out soon with such added scenes as:

"Zelda?" Luna asked, quietly running a hand along her belly, "I think I'm pregnant with Mario's baby."

And:

"This won't make things...awkward, will it Luigi?"

"Shut up and kiss me, you foolish Falco!"

And what next for me? Well, I have other projects to finish and promote. And after that? Well, only time will tell...

Slywolf stepped down from the podium and brushed a hand softly through his hair. "That was entertaining." He pulled out his cellphone. "Hey, Dark. I've wrapped up AFS. What's say we go into town, pick up a couple of chicks, and..."

A technician coughed. "We're still on..."

"What? Talk sense, man! No, no one important. Yeah, that Samus is one hot lady...eh?"

"We're still on air!"

"We're what? Shut it down, shut it..."

END