I'm back! . . . after a very long vacation.-smily- yeah comp wasn't workin' then they removed one of my stories and banned me from updating! Did anybody know about the songs-not-urs-u-can't-post-them rule? Cause i didn't . . . oh wells. Enough of my rambling, lets go to da story! oh . . . and my younger sibling is now on fanfic 2. her name is Hiei'sTreeHuggingGirlfriend o HTHG as i will call her.

Warning: to all pro-tea ppl out there u might want 2 avoid this chip . . . o this entire story all together.

Disclaimer: whoo-hoo! i remembered! no i do not own YGO o any of the other char from other shows that will eventually appear in this fic. Unfortunately they aren't here yet sooo . . . sorry!

chip 2!

We rejoin Yami, Joey, Tristan, and Ryou running down many a hallway, trying to lose the evil bastards, (aka the librarians) when Tea's cellphone rings.

" Brrriiiiiinnnnngggg! Brrriiiiiinnnnngggg!"

" What the hell? Thats the crapyest ring tone I've ever heard!"

" Just answer the damn phone Yami!" said Ryou, getting really irritated with all the running they were doing.

" Why should I? It's probably one of Tea's fashionably challenged friends anyway!"

" Yami . . . Tea has no friends."

" Oh . . .but what if its a stalker out to get me again!" whined Yami, shivering in fear, as he remembered his last encounter with his ever obsessive stalkers.

" Yami, why would one of your stalkers have Tea's cellphone number?"

" Good point."

" Enough Tea bashing already! Just answer the damned phone!" yelled Joey, exasperated and gasping for breath.

Tristan looked back to see the librarians no more than ten yards away. " We better lose them soon or were screwed!"

Yami, finally, answered Tea's cellphone. " Hello. This is not Yami speaking. Tea is currently being treated for rabis and cannot come to the phone. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep!"

" Hey Tea! Who's voice is that on your answering machine?" It was Duke.

" Hey Duke! . . . Are you Tea's stalker?"

" Theres no time for that now . . . and . . . wait! What did you just say? Don't you pay attention in English? You can't use the words ' Tea's ' and ' stalker ' in the same sentence!"

" Well you weren't even in English today! Wait . . . you weren't in school at all today! . . . Your not here running away from librarians right now either!"

" Wow. Good job Sherlock. How long did it take you to figure that one out?" commented Tristan sarcastically.

" My name's not Sherlock!" cried Yami outraged.

" Focus Yami! I don't have time for your head problems! Okay! I'm in jail and you guys have to come and bail me out right now! . . . and why are you running from librarians?"

" What did you do this time?"

" I didn't do anything!"

" Ummhmm . . . a likely story." said Yami now starting to sound like Sherlock Holmes.

" I mean it! I was just skipping school, as usual, and they arrested me for it!"

" You can get arrested for skipping school? I'm never gonna skip again!"

" I know! And Kaiba skips every day and he's never gotten arrested for it! Where's the justice?"

" Yami, just ask Duke if he wants to come with us or not already! Your wastin' our minutes and we still have other people to call after we lose these bastards!" yelled Tristan.

" Come with us where?"

" Oh my Lord! Please! Please have mercy!" cried Tristan looking up at the ceiling in exasperation.

" To Kaiba Land Yami! Hurry up!" said Ryou his voice getting raspy from all the running.

" We're going to Kaiba Land? YAYYY!"

Ryou: slaps forehead.

" Your going where?" asked Duke over hearing.

" We're going to Kaiba Land! You want to come too?" asked Yami.

" After you frickin' bail me out I will."

" Can Duke come with us Ryou?"asked Yami with a plea in his voice. " Please, please, please, please, pllleeeaaasseee!"

" He can come! Hang up already!"

Yami hung up. Thank the gods! Everyone except for Yami, with his seemingly unlimited endurance, was tired beyond belief. But those librarians just wouldn't . . .

Everyone blinks as they notice that there is no one behind them. They don't stop running immediately out of shock. Then they all stop at once and fall anime style.

" When did they stop following us?" Ryou asked Yami.

" Who? You mean the librarians? They stopped chasing us about 6 floors ago." replied Yami happily. " Uhh . . . why are you guys looking at me like that?"

Joey, Tristan, and Ryou all turned to Yami with evil grins on their faces. Joey and Tristan each grabbed Yami by an arm, while Ryou opened the nearest locker.

" Hey! What do you think your doing? This is Pharaoh abuse! Abuse I tell you! I'll sue! I'm gonna sue! . . ."

" You can't sue! Only Kaiba can do that."

Yami continues on ranting as Ryou locks the locker door and tries to figure out where the hell they are.

Ryou, Joey, and Tristan look down the dark, . . .deserted, . . . unfamiliar hallway. Voicing what everyone was thinking, Joey asked " Where in hell are we?"

The Hallway echoed back " Your not in hell, in hell, in hell . . ."

Everyone blinks twice and does an anime fall . . . again.

" Who are you?" Joey yelled down the Hallway again.

" Who are you, are you, are you . . ."

" Answer me first!"

" Answer me first, first, first . . ."

" Your doing that on purpose!"

" I know, know, know . . ." -smily-

" Argh!" sighs in exasperation," Do you know where the nearest computer is?"

" Yes, es, es . . ."

Everyone continues to wait for the rest of the answer but none comes. Joey mentally slaps himself. ' Why do hallways have to be such smart asses?'

"Can you please tell us where it is?" asked Joey again, becoming very irritated.

" Sure, ure, ure," the Hallway replied happily, " Go up about 22 floors and it should be the door rate in front of you, ou, ou . . ."

" Finally!" Tristan exclaimed and began walking down the deserted hallway . . . hopefully towards the staircase. Who the hell knew where anything was in this Ra forsaken school anyway?

" Good luck, uck, uck . . ." said the Hallway, " May the grace of the Twilight Dragon be with you, ou, ou . . ." The Hallway smiles maliciously.

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how does a hallway smile? I have no idea . . . and that last comment waz random. I waz playin' .hack yesterday and i think wiseman said somethin' 2 that effect . . .i just thought it would b fun 2 put in there.

yes, i know i spelled ' Kaiba' wrong in my title. I'm gonna go fix that.-smily-

thats it 4 chip 2! i waz planning on making it longer . . . but this just seemed like a good place 2 stop. Next chip we'll c what Bakura and others have been up 2, and i promise 2 have RK and IY by chip 4! YYH will join the chip after that i think . . . oh wells. It might b a while though . . . gotta work on my other fic . . . anyways, will Joey, Tristan, and Ryou ever find a computer? What is the "Hallway" up 2? And, most importantly, how much will it cost 2 bail Duke out of jail? R and R plze! then go read HTHG's story!---