I had the weirdest dream, it told me to write this...

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Fangirls are dangerous creatures...

They will lie, cheat, and kill to get their love...

Reiko: "Hello! Is Gaaraa-kun home?" She happily asked a confused looking Kankuro at the front door.

KankuroL: "Umm...yeah. But he's in the shower right now. Who are you anyways?"

Reiko: "How rude of me! I am Gaara-kun's lover, Reiko." 'Heh...psyche...' She held out her hand and shook it with Kankuro's.

Kankuro: "oh..." 'Gaara has a lover?' he thought. "You can wait for him in his room..."

Reiko raced up the stairs and into Gaara's room. She happily leaped onto Gaara's bed and rolled around.

'Heaven...I'm in Hevean...'

After her little joyful moment of fangirly-ness, she jumped off the bed and started rummaging through Gaara's dresser. She grabbed socks, shirts, pants, and (of course) underwear and started stuffing them into her pockets. She then went over to Gaara's pile of dirty laundry and yes... you guessed it, started sniffing it.

'Heaven...I'm in Heaven...'

Suddenly, the door open and a wet Gaara in a towel stood before her.

Gaara: "Holy Shit! What the hell are you doing in my room!"

Reiko: "This is a little awkward, is not it?" She smiled at Gaara.

Gaara: "Get out of my room! Who the hell are you!" He tried to shove the grinning fangirl out the door.

Reiko: "Wait! Hold on a minute!" She reached into her pocket and pulled out a camera. "Now stand still..."

Gaara: "What the Hell!"

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Reiko: "AWWWW! You look so Kawaiii!" She hugged the picture. "Well there is about twenty bucks off Ebay..." She folded the picture and put it in her shirt.

Gaara: " ... Just get out so I can get dressed..." He held his head hoping this was all a dream.

Reiko: "I can not watch?..." She pulled out a pair of Gaara's boxers and put them on her head.

Gaara:" 0o WTF! Take those off! NOW!"

Reiko: " Take what off...innocent voice...you mean these?" She started unzipping her pants.

Gaara: "NO! Take off that!" He pointed to the underwear hanging from her head.

Reiko: "Ohhh...you mean this?" She started lifting her shirt.

Gaara: "EEEEKKK! NO!" He covered his eyes.

Reiko: Come on Gaara-kun...you know you want to take a peek..." She teased him.

There was a knock on the door and Temari voice was heard.

Temari: "Gaara, are you okay? I heard screaming..."

Gaara: "Hel-" Reiko slapped a hand over Gaara's mouth and pulled him to a corner.

Reiko: " in lovers voice Oooh...Gaara...more..." She pretended still holding Gaara hostage.

Outside, Temari could tell what was going on... She left quietly down the stairs. She entered the kitchen where she found Kankuro eating an apple.

Temari: "Who's the girl doing it with Gaara?" She asked him.

Kankuro: "I think she said her name was Reiko, or something... She said she was Gaara's lover."

Temari suddenly remembered something. There was a fangirl convention in town today. The newscaster said that all cute boys must stay inside. He also said that fangirls were beginning to hunt down their loves.

Temari: "So you just let this random girl come into our house, asking to do it with Gaara?" She questioned her thoughtless brother.

Kankuro: "Yeah, why?" He looked over just in time to get hit in the head with Temari's giant fan.

Temari: "Idiot..." She ran up the stairs, hoping she wasn't too late. But when she opened the door to Gaara's bedroom, all she saw was a wet towel on the floor and the window open with sheets from Gaara's bed hanging out of it...

Well this was my first so go easy on me. ' I really did have a dream on this. Don't bother to E-mail me. I WON'T write back...