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Chapter Two: How Do I Get Out of This Mess?!
Yuffie jerked her eyes open with a start. 'What the heck am I doin'?!' she thought. She jumped up and scrambled backwards on her butt, her eyes wide and looking scandalized.
"Y, you KISSED me!" she exclaimed indignantly.
"Yes, I believe that is what they call that particular action." Sephiroth replied with a smirk, sitting up.
"But, GROSSNESS! You're evil!"
"Perhaps. Although you seemed to be quite enjoying it until now." He replied, getting to his feet.
"Hey! You can't do that! You're supposed ta be hurt! Get back down there!" She said hastily, looking around for the Conformer. Her heart gave an involuntary lurch when she saw that it was on the other side of the large cavern.
"You healed me, remember?" he said walking towards her now. "It's a shame that you're one of Strife's group, now I'll have to kill you. Pity you won't be able to get to you're weapon in time." he added noticing her eyes snap in the weapon's direction.
"Wa, wa, wa, wait a sec! You owe me! After all, I helped you. Come on, I'm too cute to die!" She blurted all this out rather quickly, scooting (on her bottom) away from him. "Besides," she attempted to rationalize, "You don't wanna kill me! I mean I'm not even that big a part of the group. After all, they wouldn't uv left me here if I was!"
Sephiroth stopped his advance, "You mean Strife took off without you?"
"Yeah! He left me and Vinny here all alone! Can you believe that? The jerk! Hrumph! I swear when I get my hands on him, I'm gonna..."
" 'Vinny'?," Sephiroth interrupted, realizing she might be a while.
"Ohh, uhhh, Vincent." When this produced no reaction, she went into further detail. "The one in the big red cloak? The one with the gun!"
"Ahhhh, the vampire."
"Uhhhhh, yeah. But he'd be mad if he heard ya say that!"
'Wait a minute, what am I doin' havin' a conversation with this guy?!,' she thought.
Sephiroth seemed to be thinking along the 'what am I doing' line as well, as he responded, "Peh, do you think care what your weak friends feel? Pathetic weakling human."
"Yeah, well, us 'pathetic weakling humans' sure beat your "oh I'm so big and mighty" butt didn't we?" she declared triumphantly.
"Perhaps, however it took eight of you if I recall."
'Ohh yeah, I forgot that part.' She thought. Out loud she said; "Yeah well, you turned into a big monster, you cheater, so there, ha!"
He glared at her before saying, "Getting back to the issue at hand, where is the other?"
"Uhhh, other what?," she replied, truly clueless.
He growled in annoyance at her absentmindedness, "Your other friend, the dark one."
"Ohhh, Vinny! Uh, he's uh, watchin', that's it! Watchin', and uh, he has you in his sites too! And if you try anything funny, he'll splatter ya! BOOM!"
"Idiot. You are a horrible liar. I had obviously already figured out that he is not down here. Therefore, I shall answer my own question; he must be at the top. Correct?"
Yuffie grumbled under her breath before Sephiroth suddenly hauled her to her feet roughly. "Hey, what are you doin'?!," she screamed.
"You are coming with me. Before you ask 'why',(he was right, she had her open to ask) think for a moment. It's fairly obvous. Strife will come back when he realizes that you are missing. We will be long gone by that time, however, he will look for you. A decision that will ultimately lead to you and all of your strange friend's deaths at my hands. Now, come"
"No way!" She stomped on his foot, and dashed towards her weapon.
"You little witch!" he exclaimed, running after her.
'Almost theeeerrrreeeee!' she thought, when suddenly the ground came up to meet her. No wait, that wasn't right, there was some strange weight around her waist, and it was moving, pulling her down. He had caught her. "How dare you, you little bitch," he hissed in her ear.
"Let me GOOOOOOO!" she yelled. He twisted her arm in response. "Ouch, that hurt you big jerk!" Sephiroth smirked his evil smirk. They were in a very odd position, with Yuffie laying on her belly with her arms pulled back behind her and held by Sephiroth, who was laying on top of her.
"Now, you will get up and come with me." When she looked leery he reiterated, "Now."
She didn't have a choice.
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Wow. Somewhat less fluffy than before huh? Well I hope you liked it, if you did, tell me please! If you didn't tell me anyway! I r needful of attention.
