Hi y'all! You'll hafta forgive me for that- I'm from Kentucky, it's just reflex. This is gonna be a short one. Hope that doesn't mean it sucks though... Oh well, enjoy!
Meow
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Chapter 4- Laughs
Yuffie looked down at the ground flying by below, and quickly wrapped her arms around Sephiroth's waist, holding on for dear life.
"Oh my gawd, we're so high!," she screamed.
"Scared?" Sephiroth asked in a mocking voice, swerving to scare her more.
"AAAAAAaah! Of course I'm scared, who tha heck wouldn't be?! And ya better stop makin' turns like that, 'cause your gonna be scared too if I get sick."
"Do you realize that the madder you get, the worse your grammar becomes?"
"Ya think I care about that right now?! Get us down, then we'll worry 'bout talkin' proper."
At this Sephiroth laughed and then quickly went into a suicide dive, laughing maniacally the entire time; which scared Yuffie possibly more than the dive itself.
'Oh gawd, he's gonna kill us both! This nutjob's just crazy enough to do it too!' She finally found her voice just when they were about to hit the ground. She screamed as hard as she could, and closed her eyes to brace for the impact.
It never came. Instead, she felt herself being swept right side up, and landing gently on her feet. She cautiously opened her eyes to see Sephiroth looking down at her. He was still laughing.
Laughing.
At her.
Laughing because he'd nearly made her piss her pants. That was all she could stand.
"YOU BIG JERK!" she screamed, practically leaping out of his arms. "I coulda died!"
"Hahahahaha, you silly girl. I obviously know what I'm doing, you were perfectly safe. Besides, I thought every girl dreams of being swept of her feet by a handsome prince?"
"Perfectly safe my ass! What if you'd messed up?! I'd be a pancake! And 'sides," she said under her breath, "You're not a prince."
"Hmm, perhaps, however, I notice you didn't say I'm not handsome."
"Uh, ahhh, YOU! You're more arrogant than me, and that's sayin' somethin'!"
"Heh,heh,heh, enough. As entertaining as this is, we must move on now. We have quite a lot of ground to cover, and since someone's too scared to fly, we'll have to walk. Come." he commanded.
"I am not scared you big meanie. I just get sick."
"Oh, really? You scream when you're sick? How strange. And by the way, what kind of an insult is "meanie"?"
"Oh, you don't like that one? Fine then try this. Asshole," she flipped him off.
"Hmf, how childish."
"And making a 'death defying leap' isn't?"
He ignored her, and walked on. "Are you coming, or would you rather freeze?"
She looked around and then realized that she was quite cold, when she thought about it. Shivering, she decided to follow him.
End Chapter 4
Meow
