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Meow
Chapter 5 - The Shower
Yuffie was in a bad mood. They had been walking non-stop for hours. She was cold, she was tired, and she was hungry. Hence: Bad mood.
"Hey yo, jerkwad! Can we stop now? I'm really gettin' tired of walkin'."
Sephiroth looked back at the annoyed, and shivering girl walking behind him and sighed. "It's not far to the village now. Stop complaining, at least you almost have a shirt on."
Yuffie opened her mouth to argue, but Sephiroth had already turned around and started walking again. "Aaaahh man," she said.
'Wait a minute what am I thinking? Did I want to argue with him? Well, it is kinda fun. Wow, what am I thinkin'?! Bad Yuffie, bad!'
Sephiroth turned around again and asked sarcastically, "What is it now? Are you having problems? Shall I come help you?"
"I'm fine! I was just thinkin' 'bout what an asshole you are!"
"Well, I'm going to be an asshole-cicle if you don't hurry up."
"Ohhh, The Great Sephiroth is cold," she said walking up beside him.
"Mmhmm, yeah, who wouldn't be?"
"Maybe you're human after all."
Sephiroth just glared. He was just too cold to fight right then. Luckily, he was spared from having to reply by her next exclamation.
"Hey! Look, it's Icicle Inn! Come on, hurry up! A warm bed's just a few steps away!"
'She certainly regained her energy quickly,' he thought, but followed none the less.
Catching up to her, he grabbed her arm and pulled her closer to him to whisper in her ear (of coarse; where else would he whisper), "Listen you, the only reason you're not bound and gagged is because that would make the innkeeper rather hesitant to rent us a room. Keep in mind that if you try anything, I have no problems with killing you, got that?"
"Yeah, yeah, I know. No sudden moves or anything. Blah, blah, blah, lets go already!"
And with that, off she went, leaving Sephiroth to play catch up. When he did get to the inn, it was to find a very distressed looking Yuffie swaying back and forth with her head in her hands.
"Problems?" he asked, opening the door to the inn.
"Uh, yeah, problems. Big ones, no money! They won't let us stay for free. We gotta find some cash, and fast."
Sephiroth looked at her with a mixture of annoyance and disbelief. "Nonsense, of course we're going to kill the villagers so we don't have to worry about silly things like paying."
Yuffie looked horrified, "B, but, you can't do that! They didn't do anything to you! You can't just kill them! I'll fight you, I won't let you kill 'em all!"
Sephiroth started to laugh at this, "You stupid human girl, do you honestly think you would have a chance against me? And without your weapon even. You are pathetic, now come on."
"B, but...No dammit, you can't just kill people!"
Sephiroth (still laughing) replied, "Relax girl, I was joking. I have some gil from the monsters we fought on the way. It's more than enough for a room."
"Oh...okay," she was more than a little shocked to discover his humorous side, but (wisely) decided not to say anything about it, and instead simply followed him inside.
"Hello there," the innkeeper said, glancing up at the new arrivals, "My, you're certainly not dressed for the weather are you?"
Sephiroth ignored the comment and said, "We need a room."
Slightly put off, the innkeeper replied, "Ah, yes of course. Will that be a one or two bed?" she added, noticing Yuffie walking up beside Sephiroth.
"One."
"Two."
Sephiroth threw Yuffie a glare before placing his arm around her shoulders and pulled her close, discreetly giving her arm a slight threatening squeeze before smiling at the innkeeper, "One please."
The innkeeper, who had begun to get a bit suspicious of them, seemed reassured by this show of affection, handed over the room key and informed him, "Last door on the left, Dear."
"Thank you," he said, still smiling. He then turned and, guiding Yuffie with his arm, started up the stairs (forgive me if there are no stairs, I can't remember what the inn looks like). Yuffie who was definitely uncomfortable with this new close contact, followed him grudgingly.
As soon as they got in the room and he locked the door she exclaimed, "What was that all about?! Why couldn't we get a two bed?"
"You'll find out soon," he stated mysteriously.
"Ahhh, y, ya mean you're gonna," Yuffie had a horrified look on her face at the thoughts that were going through her mind.
Sephiroth just smiled viciously and stepped towards her, a dark glint in his eyes. Yuffie sucked her breath in quick and promptly stepped back, tripping and landing on her backside on the bed; precisely where she DIDN'T want to be.
"No, no wait, please don't!" she begged.
And then...he stopped. And laughed. "Come on, relax girl, I wouldn't do that, I do have some self respect. However I wouldn't be surprised if someone did try it as long as you run around dressed like that."
Yuffie, regaining her composure replied heatedly, "Shove it, jerkwad! I'm gonna go take a shower." and so saying, she made to do just that, but he quickly walked into the bathroom ahead of her. "Hey! What are you doin'? I called first dibs on the shower!"
He ignored her and pulled the shower curtain back and peered in, there was a small window at the top,
"I thought this might happen." He seemed to think for a second, and then seemingly reaching his decision turned and closed the door, locking them both in the bathroom. Then without a word, he began to remove his boots.
Yuffie, watching this wordlessly, suddenly figured out that he meant to become naked. "Ahhh, wow, wow, wow, let me leave, let me leave!
"Nonsense, I thought you wanted to take a shower?"
"Uh, yeah. Not a community shower though!"
"Well, you see there is the small problem of that window there." he pointed at it as he spoke.
"THAT! What, do ya think I'm gonna run outta it nekkid?"
He had an amused look on his face as he replied, "You might. Now hurry I am tired."
"I'm not gonna take a shower with you!" she said crossing her arms defiantly.
"Fine then, stay dirty."
Yuffie chewed her lip for a moment and thought hard, 'Oh man I am really, really, dirty, and I've still got blood on me! What am I gonna do?!'
"Well?"
"Ohhhhh, FINE!" she angrily began to remove her clothes.
When she was down to her underwear he began to finish undressing. She couldn't help it; she peeked.
"Eeeeeeeek," she made a small squeaky sound when she saw him, he was EXACTLY what you day-dreamed about. Perfect.
Well, except for the scars. There were fresh scars all over his chiseled form. He caught her staring (she wasn't being very discrete), and said, "Presents from your friends. Most of them are from Strife. But," he walked closer to her, pointing to a thin line on his neck, right where it met the arm, "This one is from you. And believe me, I will give you all back twice what you've given me."
"Ah, would it help if I said sorry? No? Alright then. But you know, you brought it on yourself! Seriously! Tryin' to destroy the world! No way I'm gonna feel sorry for you!"
He smiled then and said turning the water on, "Impressive, I didn't think you would stand up to me. Now, hurry, revenge can wait a while at least."
Relieved, she hesitantly removed her bra and panties and got in.
As soon as the water hit her she let out a sigh, it just felt so good! Then, remembering who she was naked with, she quickly opened her eyes crossed her arms across her breasts.
"Turn around at least. I can't do this with you watching me. You're makin' me nervous."
"Tic, fine but give me your hand."
"What?! Why do you need my hand?"
"Put it on my shoulder, then if you are stupid enough to try to run, I'll know right away."
"I think you just wanna be touched, but okay, if it'll get ya to turn around."
She placed her left hand on his shoulder and he turned his back to her. With difficulty she got the shampoo bottle open and began to one-handedly shampoo her hair.
"You know, you're making this very difficult for me."
He made a sound like 'hmmf'.
Several minutes later...
"Okay, done!"
"Finally."
"OHH, somebody's touchy."
"Whatever, move."
"Huh?"
"It's my turn."
"Oh." She carefully maneuvered over to switch places with him. He grabbed her hand, and said in a commanding voice, "Now stay right where you are. If you try to escape I will kill you."
"Yeah, yeah, we've been through this before."
After they had both washed, dried, and gotten clothed, Yuffie promptly plopped down on the bed, finally realizing how tired she was.
End Chapter 5
Weeeeeeellllllllllll, whatcha think? Definitely not my best, but I don't know... Maybe not too bad? Make sure you tell me, kay?
Meow
