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Meow

Chapter 7: A Hot Piece of...

After breakfast, (well maybe not quite breakfast seeing as it was after 2:00) they put the tray out for room service to collect.

Yuffie asked, "Alrighty Mister Evil Man, what are we doin' today. We gonna try to blow up the world again?"

"Very funny, remind me to laugh sometime."

"Seriously, what are we doin'?

"Well, I thought we'd start by vaporizing a few villages, making a few fly by killings, torturing some puppies, and we'll finish by kidnapping small children and holding them for ransom."

Rolling her eyes, Yuffie replied, "Smart-ass, I said seriously."

"You shouldn't talk like that, you're too young, what are you, 18?"

Very quietly she said, " Eh, 16."

"Beg pardon?"

"I SAID 16 OK! Besides who are you to tell me what to do, jerkwad?"

"Heh, touchy aren't we?"

"...Ass..."

"I've been called worse things."

"Hey, by the way, what ever happened to that black materia thingy?"

Sephiroth stuttered for a moment then said, "Oh, shit".

"Don't tell me...you don't mean, you left it?"

"Oh. Shit."

Yuffie exploded in uncontrollable cackles, "You idiot!"

"Hmff, well now we know what we're going to do today."

Yuffie stopped laughing real fast on that statement, "We have to go back there? I hate that place! I'm not goin'!"

"Oh ,yes you are, you don't think I'm actually going to leave you here and trust you to stay do you? Besides, I'm not very fond of it either, but we are going. So we might as well get it over with. Come."

And so saying he stood up and made for the door. Yuffie however was a little distracted. She'd just noticed that she wasn't the only one with new clothes.

Sephiroth was wearing a black, ribbed, high-neck shirt that fit tight in just the right places. Black jeans that were just slightly tighter than his other pants, and new black boots and gloves.

"What are you staring at?" he asked.

"A hot piece of male ass...Oh gawd! Did I just say that out loud?!"

Sephiroth burst out laughing though. Yuffie was surprised to see he had quite a melodious laugh when he wasn't being evil.

'It's kinda...attractive,' she thought.

End Chapter 7

Weeeeeeell, another day, another chappie. Make sure you tell me what you thought, kay? See ya next time!

Meow