Chapter 14- Revealed

Beastfire: It's me again! And I'm done with tests. YAY!

(Ivy's POV)

I don't know how I should answer. If I say that Bloodstone and Mandarin did make the Mary Sues, I might be right, but what if they didn't? Well, I'm pretty sure they did, so I start to write it down. That's when Frus distracts me.

"What the heck is this thing?" he asks.

I turn to see him looking at my back and investigating something. Everyone looks over at us.

"What is it? What did you find?" asks Liam.

"Well, I don't know! Why do you think I asked?"

Malachite comes over to look.

"It's some kind of chip," he says.

Uffo! I've been microchipped! Must be the Stoppable genes.

"And it's in pretty deep."

Perfect. Can it get much worse?

"We might need to remove it surgically."

I gotta stop asking that!

"You sure, Malachite?"

"Yeah, Shorty."

NOOOOOOO! I don't know what I did to deserve this, but it's not worth it! I glare at nobody in particular.

"I'm not sure if Ivy likes that idea," says Frus.

Yes! At least SOMEONE understands!

"But, Frus," says Senya, "We don't know what this chip is. If it's not taken out, it might kill her."

Not again! Haven't I had enough of a rough day?

"I know someone who can help," says Jet. "Come in, Crystal!"

Apparently not. Yeah, here comes Crystal. I hate that grin on her face.

"Crystal, can you help us to surgically remove something from Ivy?"

"Of course," she replies, "how much of her tongue would you like removed?"

Frus stands in front of me protectively.

"Touch her and I'll kill you," he growls.

Wow. Frus is probably one of the few people that appreciates and defends me. It's not like this stops Crystal though. She takes out her sword and comes at us. He gets ready to fight back and I, being the klutz that I am, fall onto my front. More pain shoots through my body. Lugh starts over my way. Oh crap. What's he want?

"Don't worry," he says. "I can get it out."

This can't end well! I get ready for the worst and feel something get ripped from my back. Now I really wanna hurt 'im!

"Uh…I can heal that for ya," he says.

"Don't bother!" I yell at him.

Then I realize that my powers are back on-line, including-no-ESPECIALLY-my healing power, so my voice is back too. But since that chip was embedded in my flame, it still stings badly. Everyone else looks over to see me telekinetically pinning Lugh against the wall and slapping him.

"Looks like we won't be needing your help after all, Crystal," smirks Frus.

Crystal leaves, sulking. I turn my attention back to Lugh.

"I got something I wanna share with ya, Lugh," I tell him.

He lawns in, expecting a kiss. I also lean in to whisper something to him.

"Aquatic Atomic Wedgie."

Lugh looks confused…right before I create a wave behind him with a strong enough force to pull his underwear up over his head. He tries to free himself of it but fails miserably.

"So, Ivy," Ichigo says, "did those two create the Mary Sues?"

"Yeah. They said they wanted to get rid of us so we don't disrupt their plans."

"Well, then," says Malachite. "Let's go ruin some plans."

"Yeah!" I yell. "Andiamo tirare del culo!"

All stare at me blankly.

"I said: 'Let's go kick some butt.'"

Beastfire: That's chappie 14! Next time, it's the main battle between the alliance and the Mary Sues. There will not be any sort of preview for Chapter 16, as it would spoil it. Hope you liked this chappie!

Frus: What are you gonna put us through in chapter 16?

Beastfire: Oh, trust me. You'll forgive me.

Ivy: Doubt it.

Beastfire: So will you.

Ivy: (mock hopeful) Are you gonna disappear from the face of the earth?

Beastfire: No. But that'd be quite a plot twist, wouldn't it?

Ivy and Frus: -- Please review.