1Disclaimer: Ok, isn't it obvious that Kingdom Hearts isn't mine? I mean, seriously, if it was, I'd be extremely rich, probably off somewhere in Japan right now, and not writing some random fan fiction. IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, DISNEY! Oh, and Squaresoft too.

Author's Note: First of all, I am not homophobic. This is just something that randomly popped into my head because I was bored out of my mind. If you are offended by this, I'm not apologizing because you chose to read past this and it's my writing. P

Whips, Chains, and Slash! Oh My!

"I love you, my darling," the silver-haired boy pulled the brunette into a passionate kiss as..."

"What the hell! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!" Sora screamed at the computer screen as he slammed the delete button on the keyboard.

"Huh? Wha? Whaz goin' on? SNXX!" a startled Riku snorted and shot up from the floor. The young boy had been sleeping on the floor of Kairi's bedroom. Kairi looked up from the magazine she was reading as she sat on her large bed. The three were hanging out at Kairi's house for the day as it was raining outside.

"What are you looking at?" Kairi asked as she put her magazine down and walked over to her desk where the computer was. Sora had his eyes covered now. Kairi read what was on the monitor over the quivering boy's shoulder. She raised an eyebrow as she continued to read. Riku, still half asleep, yawned as he read what had woken him up. His eyes widened.

"Sora, I never knew you felt that way," Riku said in a low, seductive voice. He playfully wrapped his arms around the other boy's shoulders.

"GET OFF OF ME!" Sora flailed his arms and jumped out of the computer chair. Riku laughed as he tried to sputter out that he was only joking. Kairi, meanwhile, had gone back to the main page of the website and looked at the rest of the stories listed there.

"So this is what you two do when I'm not there," the redhead joked as she looked at the two boys, one hiding in the closet while the other beat on the door. Sora raised an eyebrow and flew over to the computer. Riku was still hiding in the closet.

"Slash, slash, slash, slash!" Sora clicked through every story's summary. He clicked on the category for G-rated Kingdom Hearts stories. All his blue eyes read was slash in every summary. "WHIPS AND CHAINS! MY EYES! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!" Sora screamed as he fell to the floor.

"It'll be ok. It'll be ok," Kairi patted Sora's back. A thought then crossed her mind. "Wait, how are we reading things about ourselves...?" she asked the two boys (Riku had emerged from the closet by then). The three looked around the room suspiciously as random theme music played.

The End

Yeah, I get bored easily. ;

Sorqua