Some of the phrases I got were from other places, including songs, TV shows, and even other books! So I decided to list some of the more obscure lines and put where I got the ideas from:

# Look, I know I'm hot, but pleaseat leastTRY to contain yourself!

Someone's websight, I forgot who though!

#I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! And witty and bright!

This is from 'West side story', a song maria does

#I like big butts and I cannot lie!

Title of poppular muggle song

#WARNING! I'm not wearing clean underwear!

Bumper-Sticker calender

#Remus has monthly problems? What does THAT remind you of?

Some poor person's fanfiction, I didn't steal the exact line, but just the overal idea! Sorry to whoever wrote it for not asking

#I did NOT have a sexual relationship with that chicken!

Websight, don't remember what the link is

#Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Don't cha by pussycat dolls

# That SLAYS me! (histerical laughter)

Geico Add (I love the little gecko)

#(licks finger and touches hip) Szz!

This isn't based on anything

#I feel so sexy in my little sombrero!

From: "When cats go BAD"

#Have you ever noticed that in the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme, it never says Humpty's an egg?

From http/ buz buz buz) #slap # Gotcha, you little booger!

Some car add (has to do with weather and cars)

#I am too being Sirius!

Based on many different fanfictions that sterio-type this

#Hey honey, does my butt look big in this dress?

Phrase about how you're supposed to white lie to be kind

#My Goodies, My Goodies, My Goodies
Not my goodies!

My goodies by Ciara

That's all folks!

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