Chapter X:

"What has she done to poor Jamsie?"

Emi could see surprisement in his deep blue eyes. (A/N: *sigh*)

"How can this girl know my name? Well, maybe it is not that difficult as they ALL know my name. But this one sounds familiar, maybe an old grilfriend who'd like another date with the great Sirius? Nah, don't think so... she'd already be in bended knee..."

He gazed at her intently and Emi could see him recovering his slef.comfidence quickly.

"It has been difficult to recognize me, too many girls I suppose?" she thought.

"Maybe just for the fact that I am a real sex-symbol, Emi?"

Sirius said the word "sex-symbol" with great emphasis. Emi arced an eyebrow diadainfully.

"Don't think so."

Sirius was not taken aback by her answer, but he did not give up either.

"That's completely impossible. Its just that you don't know the best part of me, though, actually, all my parts are excellent."

"I needn't know anymore about you, I already know enough about you by the way in which to screwing about with your female customers..."

Sirius seemed quite proud of his "tips for flirting", if you could call them that.

"I'm dead sure that in a few days' time I have a date with that hottie..." he said.

"Congratulations! Here, have a candy!" said Emi sarcastically.

"Yeah, and I am pretty sure too that you want one with me too. All girls want, don't restrain yourself..." he said, imitating an oriental guru.

"No, I don't want to. I just came here to –"

"To see me? Yes I knew that, no one casn resist me for long."

"NO!!!! I haven't come here to see you, I just came to -"

"Then you are here because you *had* to see the shop. Isn't it amazing, especially the front? I did it all by myself!"

"Yeah, you needn't have to swear it. It isn't difficult to spot."

"Just as his owner... with his sculptural muscles... but I am sure you already know that and appreciate it. Have you had kuch? Come on, I am hungry, I am taking you to The Three Broomsticks."

Sirius grabbed Emi's hand and dragged her out of the shop.

"What about the shop?"

"Bah, don't worry. If any customers come, they wait, they never go away without having looked at me."

They sat around the same table where Emi had been later. She started her enquiry.

"Where is James, do you know?"

"Er... no, what on earth did that friend of yours do to poor Jamsie? I ahve never seen him so affected by a girl's words... imagine, he did not go out yesterday" he shook his head sadly.

"But it was his fault. He snogged the other girl..."

"He didn't, it was het, and, for my sake, it was just a snog, it's not the end of the world! Look, e. G., I go now to that table where there's that hottie..."

Sirius rose from his seat while Emi gave him a funny look. Would he do what she was thinking of? Would he dare?

"... I come to her side, knowing that her boyfriend is just next her, and I snog her..."

Sirius leaned down and kissed the girl properly (A/N: the guy is a bit rash, isn't he? And a bit stipid too... and the girl is very lucky... *-*). H ewheeled around and grinned goofily at Emi.

"See? Her boyfriend doesn't mind."

He soon changed his opinion about the former's point of view. He was slightly taller and quite muscly. He grabbed Sirius'arm and – WHAM – punched him on the eye.

"Touch m' girl again, lad, and yeh 'r dead!!! BASTARD!!"

Emi went to rescue Sirius, who was spread on the floor, "whimpering".

"Well, it seemed that it did mind him."

Emi started laughing. Everyone in the pub was staring at them. A group of young boys started applauding Sirius and Emi had to drag him out. Though he was relustant as her had to render the public, his audience, his respect and gratitude.

His eye was now beginning to hurt a lot and Emi was still poking fun at him.

"You are right silly..."

"Ha ha... how would I know that the guy didn't want me to kiss the girl?"

"Actually, Sirius, it was more than just one kiss. Maybe you didn't notice the massage you were giving to her bum... but, oh well, it's just quite sensible, if they love each other..."

"Bah... Romanticism."

"It's impossible to have a civilized conversatio with you, Sirius Black!!!!!"

"I am a genius"

"ARG!! Tell me right now where James is, you prick!!"

"Calm, down, Emi, calm down, you looked a bit tense, you know."

An idea came up to his (A/N: dumb) brain.

"I'll tell you where james is if you kiss me!"

"WHAT?????? NEVER!!!!!"

Emi started running, fleeing from Sirius. He gave her a twenty metre start and then chased her. His excellent physical from (A/N: just requoting) made him catch up with her in no time.

"Come on, Emi. Just one... I am very pretty and handsome... I know you want to!"

"You are insufferable!"

"Yeah, that too, but I am more handsome that insufferable... just one! ONE!!!"

Sirus grabbed her arm and made her look at him. Giving her no time to react, he snogged her. He gave her the best kiss of his wide repertoire. He'd never pulled off a girl in such way. H ecould feel butterflies in his stomach and their hearts beats' speed rose significantly. Emi's mind was a whirwind, and though her brain was telling her to brake apart, to stop kissing him, he body did not answer. She just stood there, in the middle of the street, letting Sirius continue with his mind-blowing kiss. Few seconds later, they broke apart and Sirius gave her an irresistible smile (A/N: *sigh* *sigh* *sigh* *sigh*) and Emi, as an answer, punched him with all the strength she could muster.

"I just love this girl!"

Emi did not hera his last comment and started getting away from Sirius the Black Pervert. He used his magnificent aand unbeatable (A/N: just requoting, again) sportive qualities an caught her in a matter of two seconds.

"A promise is a promise. I'm taking you to his house."

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing *yawn*

A/N: well, that's the fifth chapter I have translated today. And I think it's already enough for today's day... don't you think?