Title: First Time

Author: Kat!

Disclaimer: Don't own him…wish I did. Oh the possibilities.

Rating: PG? Meh, just read it.

Content: Innuendoes abound.

Characters: Surprise! Revealed at the end

Summary: A sneak peak into two superstars' "first time"

Warnings/spoilers: None I don't think

Lyrical inspiration: "Don't you wanna?" (Fanta?)

"Come on. You know you want to."

"It'll be my first time.."

"It's okay, sweetheart, I won't pressure you into anything."

"Okay, good. Now…umm…how do we start?"

"Well, first you come on over here and join me."

"Ooo…okay. Now what?"

"Do I have to give you a tutorial?"

"Yes, now hurry up before I lose my courage!"

"Now you wrap your hand around it, and play with the tip until it opens. But be careful, it's sensitive, you know."

"Oh wow, this is so amazing. Do you like it?"

"Mmhmm…more than you know. Now, to spice it up a little bit, why don't you wrap your lips around it?"

"My lips? Okay, here goes nothing."

"Oh yeah, just like that. Okay, up a little higher, a little higher, here it comes!"

"Oh wow Kurt, that was incredible!"

"You're telling me. I love being able to introduce beautiful girls to the world of Milk. Good job, Torrie."

What were YOU thinking?