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Star Wars: Putting Shame in your Game
Chapter 1: Sneakin' out of the Hospital
A long time ago in a galaxy far away...
The Galactic Empire has returned.
After a five year hiatus,
Emperor Palpatine has is back.
And now
he's mad...
The fate of the entire galaxy is
in the hands of three men
There names, MCA ADROCK
and MIKE D.
These three UBER jedi are the
only ones who can stop Palpatine
in his crusade against the New
Republic.
Fade out while Star Wars music plays
"Ch-ch-check-check-check"
"WHAT?"
"Check it out"
"Check what out"
"My License to Ill," said MCA
"I think you now what time it is," exclaimed ADROCK
"Its time"
"To get ill"
"So what's the time?" MIKE D asked as he walked into the room.
"Its time to get ill," responded MCA and ADROCK
After MCA finally got his license to ill from Jedi Master Yodizzle, the Beastie Boys were finally ready to fight crime in the Five Burroughs. The only problem was, they weren't in the five burroghs. They were in the beautiful city of Courosant. The three had recently become Jedi Knights, after completing their Padawanship from MIX MASTER MIKE. Suddenly, the BAT PHONE rang. "Hello," answered ADROCK.
"Is this the person to whom I'm speaking," said the raspy voice.
"Huh," replied ADROCK.
"Oh never mind, this is Yodizzle."
"Damn you are wise Yodizzle."
"When 900 years old you reach, wise you will be."
"Excellent!"
"No, excellent it is not. Bad news I have. Emperor Palpatine is back and he's regaining control of the galaxy. The entire Intergalactic balance has been thrown off."
"But I thought he retired."
"No, he didn't retire, he'll set you off with the needle nosed pliers."
"That's bogus Ted."
"Not excellent Bill."
"Hey get out of my home you goofy kids."
"What was that," asked Yodizzle.
"Nothing, so what do you want from us?"
"You, MCA, and MIKE D are def Manhattan killers, rhyme drillers. You are the only ones who can stop him."
"What did he do."
"Emperor Palpatine's forces hijacked our Starship, the HMS Bounty."
"Mutiny on the bounties what we're all about, were gonna board his ship and turn it on out."
"Yes, but not all that is. The Emperor went AWOL to the distant planet Brass Monkey. Listen all ya'll, he sabotaged the plannet and is bulding his forces. He has thousands of troops at his disposal. Palpatine is already powerful enough already to make his father, Marshall, jealous. Marshall caught Palpatine with twin sisters in his bed, Palpatine got angry and shot him in the head. He plays guitar like Jimmy Page, the girls he likes are underage."
"Sounds like the Emperor is a nasty guy."
"He is, he is. He flies off the handle like Latrell Sprewell, and he has the ill technique."
"We can handle it."
"I hope so."
With that reassuring end to the conversation, ADROCK went to tell his hommies about the daunting task ahead. Boy were they thrilled. "Ain't happening," cried MIKE D.
"OK, you've got two choices of what you can do. It's not a tough decision as you can see, I can blow you away or you can ride with me."
"I'm not going," said MCA.
"If you do this you can have anything you ever wanted."
"All I really want is girls."
"Well, you can have all the girls you want. All we have to do is stop an Evil Emperor from dominating the galaxy."
"Sounds simple."
And with that, they were off...
