Title: The Adventures of Charlie & Turniphead
Main Characters:(You guessed it)Charlie & Turniphead!

CHAPTER 1

"Claire!"
Charlie went over to Claire, who was playing with the baby.

"Charlie, isn't he the cutest thing you've ever seen?"
"Yup. Listen Claire, you can rest for a little while, me and the baby will take a little walk."
"OK, Charlie, but be careful..."
Charlie took the giggling baby from Claire and went off exploring.

After walking around for a little while, he decided to sit down.

"For now I'm going to call you Turniphead, because your head's sorta shaped like a turnip."
The baby laughed. Charlie continued talking to the baby.

"You're a cute little baby..."
Turniphead giggled.

"You're going to be taken good care of, little fellow. Me and your mommy will take care of you."
Turniphead stared at Charlie.

"You look like you understand every word I'm saying. I really like your mommy, Turniphead. I want to be your daddy. Would you like that?"
Turniphead winked twice at Charlie. Charlie stared in wonder.

After talking for a bit, Charlie noticed the baby staring intently at something behind him. He heard a snort and turned around.

He came face to face with a boar. The boar snorted, and Charlie screamed. Turniphead gigled and tried to touch the boars nose. Turniphead accidentally poked the boar in the eye. The boar snorted and bellowed. The baby yelled back.

Charlie grabbed Turniphead and ran, yelling all the way.

He came to a hill. As he was running, he tripped over a stone. He accidentally dorpped Turniphead, who went rolling down the hill. CHarlie got up and looked back. The boar was coming. Charlie started running down the hill after Turniphead. As he was running, he lost his balance, fell, and started rolling down the hill. When he finally came to a stop, he got up and looked for Turniphead.

Five feet away was Turniphead, clapping his hands and laughing. Charlie's jaw dropped open. Here Charlie was, full of scratches and bruises from falling. Turniphead had not even 1 scratch or bruise or tear in his clothes! He looked fine, like he had just take a shower.
Charlie continued to stare. Something's seriously wrong here,he thought.

He tried to wash himself up so as to look better in front of Claire. Turniphead needed no cleaning up.

The baby continued laughing and looking like nothing happened.

He went back toward the beach. He gave the baby to Claire.
"Did you 2 have a fun time bonding?"
"Err--yea--it was--interesting."

As he walked away toward the water, he thought. this is 1 weird baby.