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Chapter Two: Have you lost your mind?

The Titans sat around the coffee table playing a card game, Raven had been absent for awhile now, she was apparently going out to her "favorite depressing Café" Which she hadn't visited since season one. Or was it two…

"Ha ha!" Beast Boy called slapping down a tornado card "I beat all of you!" The others looked at their decks with raised eyebrows. Starfire suddenly got a grin on her face and grabbed a card from her hand and put it on the table.

"I do believe that this card can defeat anything?" she asked, everyone looked at it. It was the legendary meteor card.

"Darn it!" Robin swore "I lost again!" Starfire suddenly glared at him.

"Uhh… but this time it's okay because Star beat me" he said smiling. Starfire grinned. At that moment Raven walked in the door.

"Uh guys, I've found some help in our upcoming battle against Trigon" She told them.

"That's great Raven!" Robin exclaimed standing up "Who'd you get?"

"Titans East?" asked Cyborg excitedly.

"Batman?" Robin asked

"No…it's not any of those guys…" Raven started, knowing she'd made a mistake, even if that mistake was going to help them stop the end of the world.

"Oh cut out with the whole cliffhanger thing!" Came a familiar voice and SMD pushed her way past Raven.

"Your help is me!" she said pointing to her chest with her thumb. Robin gulped. Starfire shrieked, but Cyborg and Beast Boy on the other hand.

"SMD!" they exclaimed "Long time no see!" she high-fived Beast Boy and pounded her fist against Cyborg's, rubbing her knuckles afterwards.

"HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND RAVEN!" Exclaimed Robin. Raven sighed, yes by all means she probably had lost her mind, if not she probably was going to sooner or later.

"She's the only one who can help us" She said "She has a lot of power, you of all people should know that, Robin"

"But she's annoying!" Robin replied.

"And evil!" Starfire said

"And a freeloader!"

"And mean!"

"And Rude!"

"And abusive!"

"And –

"Thank you so very much" SMD said cutting in "Oh come on, you two know how much I love you! I would never do anything to hurt you aslongasigetmylavalampback" There was a short pause in which Robin looked at SMD and raised an eyebrow.

"What was that last part?" He asked. Raven smacked her forehead and shook her head. SMD grinned.

"Raven promised to give a certain giant lava lamp back if I help you, no lava lamp, then most likely without me all humanity will be destroyed" Robin's face turned into something that resembled a peeled orange that had been forgotten in the refrigerator for about sixth months. Knowing Titans Tower, there probably was one lying around.

"Raven…is this true?" Robin asked. She nodded with the book still in her arm.

"ANYWAYS" SMD said stretching and collapsing on the couch and turning the TV on "Until your evil father comes and makes his way to our dimension I think I'll just relax for awhile"

"Oh no, you are leaving right NOW!" Robin yelled pointing at the door.

"Robin, how many time's to I have to tell you that she's the only one that can help us and not get incinerated in the process"

"I don't care! She's just as evil as he is if not MORE"

"Exactly"

Robin stopped and raised a masked eyebrow (you notice how if his eyes are making weird expressions his mask does too…? Weird...) But anyways that's beside the point.

"What I believe she's trying to say is that if you are to beat Trigon then you'll have to fight fire with fire or in this case evil with evil" SMD informed him. Robin made another weird facial expression then sighed. He put his hands at his sides.

"Fine" He said "But your going to stay here then you have to follow the rules" he told her. SMD raised an eyebrow and grinned evilly.

"Number one" Robin began "NEVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!" SMD snapped her face back into her normal expression.

"Number Two" The spandex-clad boy continued "If you eat anything you must clean it up afterwards, and no but clean it up I do not mean make Starfire do it or else she will undergo some sort of pain –

"Now that's just – SMD started but was cut off by Robin.

"Number Three" He said "No hitting anyone with your hammer" SMD's jaw dropped and she crossed her arms like a school kid hearing the teachers ridiculous set of rules that they make just to be the hugest asshole's in the world.

"Number Four, No parties" Robin said. SMD rolled her eyes.

Five hours later…

"Number 784…" Robin said while following SMD into the kitchen. She turned around and smacked him twice.

"Why don't we just stick to the first four?" she asked. Robin shook his head.

"Fine" He hissed "But if you break them at least ONCE I swear I will KILL you" All the other titans gasped and smacked their hands to their mouths.

"I mean" He said taking quick notice the other titans were listening and thought of something quickly "I'll kill you on a video game"

"I'm sure you will" SMD said grabbing another soda, popping the top off, twisting the tab away from the can, breaking it off, examining it, and chucking it at Robin's forehead. Robin's eye twitched as he turned around and walked out from the kitchen. He looked at Raven.

"She was a mistake" He growled.

"Actually!" SMD called from the kitchen "Judging by how my mother treats me I think you're right!" Robin sighed and grabbed SMD's Sledgehammer and beat himself in the head with it and fell on the floor and died…just kidding, he did sigh though. SMD killed off the rest of her soda and threw it in the trash, belched loudly making Starfire, Robin, and Raven flinch. Beast Boy and Cyborg however…

"SWEET! That was Awesome! High five!"

"Right" SMD said pounding her fists together with Cyborg and Beast Boy's. "Last one to the gamestation is a…Robin!"

"BLOW ME!" Robin yelled, once again everyone gasped at Robin's choice of vulgar language. SMD grinned.

"That would be hard to accomplish because of the size of your –

"SMD!" Raven exclaimed angrily. SMD looked at her and did the whole raise eyebrow-grin evilly thing again. She turned back to Robin.

"…feet" She finished and hopped over the couch next to Beast Boy and Cyborg. They pointed and laughed at her.

"Ha ha! You're a Robin" they laughed. She picked Beast Boy up and threw him over her head. He crawled back up and took his usually seat muttering something that sounded like 'F you SMD'

That Chapter was decidedly short. Well You'll have to review and crap like that.