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Lady Alionae: I've always wondered what would happen if you opened a lava lamp, I think all that's in there is water and wax… but still it makes you wonder… And yes, bashing Robin is fun. It's not that I have anything against him; it's just that he's so easy to abuse…
Authors Note: Hi! waves
Chapter Three: Yes I think I did
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? WE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN!" Robin screamed at SMD. "SODA CANS GO INTO THE RECYCLING BAG NOT THE TRASH CAN!" SMD rolled her eyes. Robin fumed with anger. It had been a week since SMD had entered Titans Tower, she'd broke all of Robin's 800 rules except the first five because they were the only one's he could remember, because he's dumb like that. He turned around and began to walk away. SMD raised her Sledgehammer, looked at Robin with the face she told him not to look at him with and threw her empty soda can into the trash can.
"ROBIN LOOK OUT!" Starfire shrieked as she entered the living room. Robin whirled around, SMD used her quick thinking.
"Oh my god huge spider!" she screamed bringing the Sledgehammer down on the floor. She picked it back up.
"It's gone" She said innocently smiling. Robin again got that peeled-orange look on his face.
"You were so going to hit me" He growled pushing his way past her and walked off with Starfire probably to go make out or do other fluffy things somewhere. Raven suddenly rose in front of the floor in front of SMD and glared at her.
"We had a deal" She growled "Now if you don't behave yourself and get thrown out by Robin you're not getting your lava lamp back, now start putting soda cans in the recycling bag, and try to control your impulses to hit someone with that thing!" SMD again rolled her eyes. Do this, do that, don't do this, don't do that. Jeez, she was helping them save the world and this is how she was treated?
"You know what, screw the lava lamp, I can buy another one" SMD said walking toward the door.
"It was an exclusive offer idiot, they don't sell them anymore" Raven told her. SMD stopped dead. Why was she being manipulated by a lava lamp?" And better yet, how did Raven know that the lava lamp wasn't being sold anymore, she was probably just pulling her chain, but she couldn't chance it, after all, lava lamps were like money, they simply just needed to be obtained.
"Fine" She sighed. Well, it wasn't really manipulation, it was more like….obsession. Cyborg and Beast Boy suddenly came bounding into the room grinning like six year olds in a candy factory.
"Hey SMD you wanna go play football!" Cyborg asked. SMD looked at Raven then back at Cyborg and Beast Boy.
"Can I? Can I?" She asked Raven sarcastically. Raven rolled her eyes and walked away.
"She like your keeper or something?" Cyborg asked scratching the back of his head in confusion. SMD shook her head.
"Nah, I just like to piss her off like that, yeah anyways, football, why not" Beast Boy suddenly scratched his head.
"There's an odd number of players" He said.
"Yeah, Robin wouldn't play with us" Cyborg told them "Something about it 'getting way too violent if SMD was involved or something like that I don't know"
"It's okay, I can take on both of you" SMD said. Beast Boy and Cyborg looked at each other and grinned as if saying 'yeah right'
Fifteen minutes later…
SMD tackled Cyborg and threw him on the ground, then did the same to Beast Boy and ran to the goalpost and threw the ball on the ground. (A/N: I'm not at all sure of the rules of football…I'm a soccer fan)
"Touchdown!" SMD yelled pumping her fists in the air. She walked over to Beast Boy and Cyborg and grinned.
"Told ya I could take down the both of you" Cyborg and Beast Boy panted and got up. Cyborg held up one hand with the other on his knee.
"Okay" He panted "I surrender" SMD grinned.
"Gee, I could I use a soda right now" SMD noted holding the football under one arm. She suddenly stopped smiling and titled her head to one side as she looked up at Titans Tower from the football field (Yes, in this fic the Titans have a football field outside of the tower)
"You know too much soda can give you diabetes" Beast Boy told her as he proceeded to put his bones back into their proper places. SMD rolled her eyes; some people were just so dumb.
"If I get diabetes then I can just press my button "Cure my diabetes" I've consumed so many sugary things in my life I've already been diagnosed with it five times" Cyborg went wide eyed and pressed some buttons on her arm and held it up to SMD.
"You know, if you drink or consume too much caffeine you could also get an anxiety disorder" SMD once again rolled her eyes.
"If I don't drink enough caffeine I get all hyper an anxious and crap, you see, normally caffeine is a stimulant so it gets you hyped up and anxious, but me…I've consumed so much caffeine and sugar my body has developed a dependency toward it, its sort of like if you're a smoker and you haven't had a cigarette in awhile you become all shaky, yeah that's me with caffeine" Cyborg shook his head and lowered his arm. SMD yawned and sat down on the ground and continued to stare at the tower.
"Why are you starin' at the tower?" Cyborg asked. SMD shrugged.
"Oh I just sense some sort of evil presence in there that's all" she said as if it were a normal everyday thing. Cyborg and Beast Boy however panicked.
"Oh sweet fucking balls of Jesus Christ he's here!" Cyborg shouted. SMD raised an eyebrow. (A/N: I apologize if the last sentence offended anyone)
"Sweet balls of Jesus Christ? God Cy, have some decency" SMD said while yawning. Cyborg and Beast Boy went all freak-mode and started making weird noises and pointing at the tower.
"Eee! Ahh! Eee! OoO! Gee gah gak gak moo-moo pah pah!" Cyborg shrieked while desperately pointing at the tower. SMD got up off the ground and put her hands on her hips and raised an eyebrow and thought. Cyborg put his hands on his head making himself look like a moose.
"Don't tell me" SMD said "I know this one…there's a deer in the tower…?" Cyborg shook his head. Beast Boy crouched on the ground put his hands on his head in the antler style again.
"RAHHHH" He said getting up and making a monster-face.
"Hmmm… there's a… moose in the tower?" She guessed. Cyborg and Beast Boy shook their heads desperately. Cyborg put his pointer fingers and thumbs together making two circles and putting them under his eyes. While Beast Boy spread his arms out to resemble a "T"
"It has antlers" SMD guessed, Cyborg nodded while still making the impressions of the eyes.
"It has…glasses on its nose?" Cyborg shook his head. SMD looked at Beast Boy making the T.
"It starts with a "T"…" she said. Beast Boy nodded. SMD looked back a Cyborg. He pointed to his eyes and held up four fingers.
"It has 4/20 vision?" she guessed. Cyborg shook his head and pointed to his eyes again and held up four fingers while desperately jumping up and down.
"Four eyes!" SMD guessed triumphantly. Cyborg nodded happily. SMD once again thought for a moment, Antlers, Four eyes, started with a T… hmm… Suddenly she heard a shrill scream coming from the tower that sounded like Raven and a giant antler suddenly broke out of the upper left part of Titans Tower, then the left branch of the "T" broke off and Trigon stepped out.
"TRIGONS in the Tower!" SMD guessed. "Now I get it...oh shit"
"We have to go see if Raven's okay!" Beast Boy said grabbing SMD's wrist and the three of them ran towards the tower like hell. Which, given the current situation would probably be visited sooner or later.
