Ok, one more of this, then I'll go and make gpshaw happy…

V get that smug look off yer face!

V; what? It's funny!

Me; dude, you're sick!

Gpshaw, if you're reading this, just ignore my stupid friend… he thinks its funny what I said… (stage whisper) he isn't very smart…

V; BULL!

Me; TORRO! TORRO! HAHA!

I'VE HAD CHOCOLATE! LOTS OF TOO!

V; SAVE ME! ANYONE!

Me; nah-nah! No one can save you!-!-!

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Well, I got lucky that morning.

Phoebe decided she was going to be difficult, and my mum got sick.

So, she needed my help for half the morning. Mostly with Phoebe.

Dad called and assured them I'd be in just before lunchtime. He was taking half a day because of some special meeting or whatever.

Bummer.

Well, at least I got to sleep in. Phoebe was good with me… cause I made her curl up in the bed with me. So she slept… I half slept… and mum most definitely slept (hey, sleeping tablets can do that to ya!) and by the time eleven thirty came around, I was dressed and dragging my sorry butt through the school, looking for the class I was supposed to be in.

Math. Great.

Although I seemed to have a creepy talent for it, I still hated it.

So I trudged in, taking a seat next to Rachel, who still looked pretty steamed… mostly at me… and this guy called Dylan.

I wrote a little note and slid it over to her. I basically apologised. She accepted my apology with a trip to the mall that afternoon. I grudgingly agreed… anything to make her happy and not hate me right then…

I met up with Marco at lunch. As you could guess, it made me extremely happy.

"Hey baby!" I leapt into his open arms when he saw me at his locker.

"Don't call me baby. Call me Marco the Magnificent"

I let go of him just enough to look into his eyes. He grinned. I just laughed at him.

"What? I'm serious!"

"Whatever Magnificent Marco"

"Are you gonna feed me lunch today?"

"What am I? Your babysitter?"

"Could be"

"And its my food you're eating buster!"

"So? Ow!" I slapped him on the back of the head.

Wouldn't you?

Well, I kinda just gave in. I sat with him outside and fed him… with him returning the favour every now and then… and just staying close to him. It was probably the best feeling I'd had in a while.

Of course, we got looks from everyone, but I didn't care.

Marco and I split up again when we were done, since he had to talk to a teacher, and I went to my locker.

"Hello Jade"

"Ah!" I jumped, then spun around to see a boy leaning in close… I backed into my locker, feeling extremely trapped…

"Do not worry, it is just… it is Aximili. leee"

"Ax, you scared me to death! What are you doing here?"

"I need… advice. Ice. Ad. Vice. sseee"

I rolled my eyes "Just a second"

I closed my locker up, then led him into a spare room and shut the door.

"With what?"

"Two matters. Ers. Actually. Eeee…"

"Ax! What?"

He shut up, shifting on his feet, looking around a lot. Then he turned back to me.

"The first matter is easy. Eee. It involves shuffling your artificial hooves around with an opposite member of-"

I stared at him "You want me to teach you how to dance?"

He nodded.

And I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Ax, why didn't you go to Jake or Marco for this… or even Tobias for heavens sake! They could have helped you better than I can!"

"But are you not the one who loves to dance? Ance. Daaa…"

"Ax, for the love of god, stop playing with your words. And two, when it comes to couples dancing, I barely know the basics myself"

"But you know basics then"

I sat down at one of the chairs, then let my head slam very hard into the table in front of me.

It only helped in hurting myself.

"All right Ax. But on one condition"

"Yes. Ess. Yee-"

"STOP THAT!" I snapped, jumping up and pointing at him.

"All right. I shall try"

Wow. He really wanted to learn. Must have been because he didn't want to fall on his face in front of Rtaia.

I groaned, then went over to him, taking his hands in mine and then putting them where I thought they would be. As I said, basics. As in… movie and Patrick got bored once and we played around with it.

I showed him what I knew, hoping Rtaia didn't somehow know more than me, and then sat on a table as Ax decided to try it himself.

"Ok, I think you got it. Now, is that it?"

"No. There is still one more thing I wish to discuss with you. It is quite… personal…"

"What, Ax?"

I vaguely wanted to ask him why he was at school, and why he couldn't have asked me this later, but I was too distracted with listening for the bell to ring. It didn't surprisingly enough.

I must've been a fast teacher…

"Kissing"

All my good thoughts went out the door.

"W-what?"

"You humans have a very strange way of kissing. I wish to learn…"

"You know what Ax. I think I'll let you figure that one out when the time comes to it, all right"

"But I wish to learn…"

"I am outta here!" I yanked the door open, running out of that room as fast as I could. Ax was not going to learn kissing from me of all people…

Thankfully, at that moment the bell rang.

I had never been happier to go to class in my life.

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NOTHING IS MAKING SENSE! WHEEEE!

I AM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS! BOINGA BOING!

MIDGETT HOPE YOU LYKED THIS ONE… IT WAS ABOUT AAAAX!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!