Oh my

I've gone insane!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Ah well

What else is new?

Any who

We now find Jak and Daxter (who else) in possibly the most idiotic circumstances imaginable

Readers please be prepared that this is utter stupidity and nonsense

Somewhere between Edward gory and Monty python

Before I get this on,

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NEALRY NOTHING! I have some lint but that's it

Two guys in blue armor pushed a blond haired kid out of a zoomer with SOPHIA written on it

Unfortunately the zoomer was still in the air and the kid fell into empty space

Jak poked his head around and looked out

"Boy I'm glad that wasn't me!"

One of the guards gave him a funny look

"What!" said Jak, who suddenly realized his shirt was on fire

"WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Jak started flailing around and he started running in little circles around the guards who got really pissed off at his and jabbed him with a cattle prod and pushed him off the zoomer into the wasteland

This made count Vulgar ( VEGER, YOU ASSHOLE!) ahem, VEGER most upset because he had been looking forward to banishing someone

"Damn straight you pink haired piece of h!7!"

Shouted vegan, obviously upset at the author

The author, who's hair is really light purple, decided at this time to have a large jelly fish hit count vulture in the face

"its VEGER YOU DAUGHTER OF A WAHHHHH! HOLY #& THE PAIN!"

He annunciated as the flying invertebrate hit him in the eyes

The author, more formally known Hana, was floating in the air above the scene and took this new opportunity to throw Daxter and Pecker out of the zoomer

Sadly, Jak had just managed to sit up right when he was by small fuzzy mammals

(Or what ever pecker is)

After exchanging a few curse words with each other and the author, our heros, ( as they requested to be called) promptly started off into the middle of no where

Only a few seconds off on their aimless journey, Jak was misfortunate enough to walk into a cactus

Oh shit

Wait Jak

I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

CRAAAAAAAPPP!

Jak fired off the last of the rocks he had been holding at that annoying thing floating in the sky

He saw it fall and he could see the small cloud of sand it stirred up as it fell

"Great! Now what'd we do?"

Daxter complained

"Ah what a team we'll-ARKK!"

Pecker had started to say something annoying but Jak had grabbed him around the neck before pecker could get his words out

"this bird is so frekin' annoying!" yelled Jak, who suddenly realized that his shirt was STILL on fire

Jak started running around in little circles again and soon collapsed from heat exasHtion

Daxter then followed and pecker remained clasped in jaks fist

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Hana who now could no longer see the subjects of her story, dusted off her large wings and flew off in the direction she assumed Jak had gone

UN- fortunately, I, Hana, didn't realize that I had flown OVER Jak and some how dropped my only beckon some where around there

To this day I still don't know what happened to it

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Now let me know

is this pointless or what?

Too stupid?

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Should I publish the rest, when I meet kleiver and damas and, er, UNPLESANT things happen?

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