I don't know if any one even likes this story cause I haven't gotten any reviews

Please review!please…

Here we go:

(by the way, ZITTO means 'shut up' in Italian. You'll see that in here)

a few people were currently out for a LOVELY walk in the desert. Even though the were all men they were wearing skirts and looked like total freaks cause they had weird hair and weird eyes and one of them had diaper on

suddenly a large something feel on top of the guy with purple eyes

"what the fuck!" said the guy with purple eyes, also known as damas, as he detangled him self form the rather dazed author

"hopptiy hooptiy frizzy whathcy miny heady! Scrunchy bonbon tutu ZITTO!"

Shouted a frazzled Hannah who could now only speak in gibberish that will have to be subtitled from now on

"higgys glorgy mononny vigggit nono monkey SHIZAT!

who the fuck are you you yo yo sucking blupper run swim swam!

damas didn't know how to react

"huggzisy hoachy ocean 11 money money MONEY !

flirt with hares adrress apprentice Kevin obsessed!

damas was sick of this stupid talk so he hit the hapless author on the skull and hoisted her onto her shoulders

"we'll take it with us- ah!"

damas tripped over a passed out Jak

"howzit!"

Hannah woke up just to see three things happen:

kleivers diaper fall down

kelveir turn around and bend over to pick it up

and the wind blow

"hosy momma ……."

Mumbled Hannah, passing out again

Klevier stood up

"What!"

he said in response to Damos disgusted looks as he bent over Jak

damas picked up Jak and threw him to another one of the wastlanders than proceeded to pick up Daxter and pecker

"we'll take them ALL with us"

Hannah woke up some time later floating in water

"oh fizack"

was all she could say

suddenly klevier walked in and farted and every one died

the end

no not really

"holly shit!"

said Hannah, seeing Jak floating by face down in the water

she rushed over, a very concerned look on her face

yeah switching to first person for a while,

I waded over as fast as I could

"this poor creature is still alive! I MUST PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY!"

I then proceeded to try to hold jaks head under water and I would have suceded if Jak didn't suddenly wake up and start beating the crap and

Kjsdfkjbgrekljfgljkhgiudgvrthnbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Then Jak, the amazing hero, used his spectacular super powers to go out and destroy all thoses who may in some stance find this idiodic storrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Hmmm …..

Sorry to all readers, if there are any,

It seems that Jak and I had a slight disagreement on how this story was going,

kicks Jak

so now that he is properly restrained we shall, oh what the hell did he do to my story?

Fine. You want super powers? HERE YA GO!

I now zapped Jak and turned him into…………..

AN ELF!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wait….

looks at Jak

crap

damas chose this LOVELY opportunity to walk right about now but died and had to be brought back to life because kleaiver farted

ew

"um, shouln't we help him?" said Jak, GESTURING to his f- ah , DAMAS

"nonononono he's fine. Besides, its not like hes your long lost parent or anything "

I said, banging Jak on the shoulder

Jak, being too slow to catch that, looked blankly at his submerged shoes

Damas suddenly came back to life and saw me

This cant be good

"TRAITOR! No one can have hair that long!"

he yelled, grabbing a handful of my butt long hair

"AHHHH! SEXUAL HARSSASMENT! HELP!"

"damas, QUICK! PUT THIS ANTI-AUTHOR COLLAR ON HER!"

me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"TOO BAD EVIL DOER!"

screamed a random blood soaked puppet

every one suddenly stopped momentarily and worshiped the puppet

(my thanks!)

I , being me myself and I, tried to make a brake for it but I ran into Jak and knocked myself out because I'm short and I banged my head on that stupid metal ring he has on his chest

And then I woke up here

Review or or that crazy kanga rat will sneak up and start typing again!

Eep…